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Kalreas


Haven't been on since about 2014. Nearly 10 years have passed, and I'm back here. What a time.

Comments ( 56 )

That...

Was pretty good.

Nicely done, mate.

~Skeeter The Lurker

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You honor me, Lurker.
I give you my thanks.

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Quite welcome, man.

~Skeeter The Lurker

I will tell you the truth. I've never had eggnog. :fluttershysad:

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You're quite possibly missing out.
It's one of my favorite drinks; I had nine half-gallon jugs last Christmas.

3809941 Why is eggnog not sold year round!?:raritycry:

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That's one of my biggest complaints!

3810088 My grandma knows a recipe for homemade eggnog, but it's just not the same.:raritydespair:

Ha, they used the same punishment I used when I caught celestia and starswirl that one time. That was a golden moment.

...
Feels wrong to say but...
It was a nice read. Actually hilarious at moments too.
...
Good job. :fluttershyouch:

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Thanks, I'm glad you liked it.
...
Kinda. :twilightblush:
It's just that kinda thing that you like, but you don't want to, and- it's...
Yeah.

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Lol, I know what ya mean.
But it's cool. :pinkiehappy:

At least this gives me another author to look into reading his/her stories! [you] for entertainment!

I loved it! It had incest, anal, dirty talk... What's not to love? We desperately need another chapter with the parents listening in and getting turned on.

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I might do that as a bonus chapter. I'd have to see about how I could work that through, though I've had ideas on how to do that already. :twilightblush:

I shouldn't like this. But I do. :pinkiehappy:

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Yeah, tried to stick with the original story as best as I could, but make a funny bonus chapter with the parents involved as well.
Hopefully I pulled it off good, and it doesn't ruin the story.

Comment posted by Acclamations deleted Jan 19th, 2014

This was almost a train wreck to me. I stopped after the remark that she tasted like pumpkin eggnog. I just can't go on, man. :applecry:

I will admit that this is one of the strangest well-written stories I've ever stumbled across on this site, and I'm definitely going to be recommending it to my friends. Maybe they'll be able to read it all the way through. :pinkiesmile:

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Thanks a bunch! You're great for even attempting to read it; let alone still faving and sharing!
And yeah, I agree with you that it's strange. Felt odd writing it, especially since I have a sister of my own.
Huegh.
But, the idea just wouldn't get out of my head; so I let it win and wrote it.

If no one else has asked about this, I might have to riff this. Based on comments alone, this looks like a fun read. :pinkiehappy:

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If you want to, go right ahead! I'd love it if you did.
If you can, let me know when you're finished.
I'd love to read it.

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Oh sweet Hebus in Cala.
You commented on this.

There ya go kal ^_^

nice story and was funny too, i was :rainbowhuh: when u linked me to a story with tags like : INCEST, cake twins, shower fetish but i read thru it and really enjoyed it. good on ya for making this story and u deserve another thumbs up ^_^

oh and has a :moustache: .... cuz i wanted to use that emoticon :P

Nicely done. :twilightsmile: A little more focus on the pain and discomfort of first times would have made it more believable though, or else some explanation about how Pumpkin used toys prior anally so she could take him like that.

3813685 The bonus worked well imo. Funny and not a buzzkill.

I always enjoy a Cake Twins clopfic.

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Thank you! I agree that I could have gone a bit further on the 'pain' detail, but I didn't want it to be too much of a focus. Perhaps I was wrong on that, considering this was the both of their first times and all, but oh well. What's done is done.

And I'm glad the bonus turned out well. It was honestly just something I threw out in about thirty minutes. :twilightblush:

Welcome to the Cakecest clan.
I should make you some cookies.

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I thank you, oh powerful Creator.
But I already have a peanutbutter and honey chocolate chip sandwich, so you can keep the cookie if you want.

*bows before the Creator*

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The taste bit? It seems quite popular in clop to have ponies taste like (one or more of) their namesake, personality or cutie mark.

Great read, good work and I'm am always happy to see more Pound/Pumpkin fics pop up on the site.

Though the beginning seriously made me want some eggnog.

Okay, this chapter was simply hilarious. Really loved the Cakes' reactions to what they were hearing and their interactions with each other were fun to read too. Great for such a short, bonus chapter.

"Why eggnog.....u made pound fuck his sister......and u always spread joy....but now u speard incest" that is wut my friend was yelling all day. But I have to say that the story very well composed

i dont even like eggnog, but i am suddenly craving some
. . . shower sex? fuck yes

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Perhaps one of the best comments yet.
You made my day.

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Fave #205.
Thanks a bunch, hope you enjoyed!

, fuck me until I’m brain-dead,

That was a fun little read, very glad I happened upon this story. I only wish I had some background for the beginning, but en medias res is a fine way to kick your fic off as well and it certainly worked out in your favor. And while there really ain't nothing quite like bumping uglies during bath time, you could've lingered a little longer with the bathing and grooming build-up, would've definitely added some more immersion to the foreplay, but aside from that this was a nice bout of incest.

Loathe,
Your Antagonist

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Thanks for the criticism, and the nice comment.
I agree that I could have done more for the build-up and the scenes before it, but I slapped that together as a quick beginning, and never changed it. I just auto-thought that people knew where they were since they're the Cake twins.
I'm still surprised that this story is rated as well as it is, and even still getting the occasional fave.
Again, thanks for the comment, I appreciate it, and I'll put the criticism to use whenever I get in another situation like this. I'm kinda sad I never got as detailed as I want to with a lot of things, but it was an odd thing for me to write about, so I didn't want to linger on it too much.
Either way, thanks for the read, and the kind words.

I just realized, but... what exactly was the money problem from the title?

Oh, and just a personal note for me, but this is the first time I've ever been able to type anything more than a couple words without looking at the keyboard!!! YOU DID THIS, YOU BEAUTIFUL CREATURE YOU!!!

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A Pound is a type of currency in European countries, most specifically England if I'm not mistaken.

5004996 Ohhhh I didnt get that reference heh. And yes, British Sterling Pound.

Wow. This was a lot of fun. Really good stuff. Would like to see more of pound and pumpkin like this.

“Oh, Carrot, rut me like there’s no tomorrow!” They heard their mother mockingly shout, making the both of them scream in disgust and run to each of their rooms, hoping to get a bit of silent rest after their relief.

Personally, I like my eggnog with a splash of Baileys.

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