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mom get out my room


Earth's only sapient walrus is magically teleported to Equestria when he gets run over by a car and one of Twilight's spells goes wrong. A mediocre story ensues.



downvoted because the ponies didn't want to have sex with him as soon as they laid eyes upon him.
fucking unrealistic :facehoof:

- Fugly Duckling

Chapters (2)
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Comments ( 31 )

Bro, you forgot the [Comedy] tag. :rainbowdetermined2:


Literally bathing in my own virginity


Oh wait, I'm a completely 2 dimensional character with no notable back story other than the start of this story. Heck my name hasn't even been disclosed yet.(It's John by the way. Hi!)

Then it hit me, the ground that is, it was painful, I really should take writing lessons.

Need I say more? :pinkiecrazy:


I can't even
I don't want to upvote it
But I can't dislike it either
I loved it
So why don't I upvote it?
Because it's a ridiculous trollfic and-
But it's sooo gud, such satire, making fun of like, everything
Oh the hell with that I'm going to upvote it
...wait, I'm not upvoting a freaking story that's less than 2k words and features an alicorn self-insert walrus.
But I laughed sooo much


Take all of my likes. TAKE THEM.

3829001 As long as it made you laugh I r happeh :rainbowkiss: :heart:

3829014 :rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowwild::heart::heart:

His angry was building to tremendously high levels.

I hate it when people look at me with eyes of sad and/or angry.

If 1 sh0utout yoo wil u maek 420 Min3crft y0loScoep montgage?

3829093 1|\/| |\|07 uR \\//\\//|-|0r3!

downvoted because the ponies didn't want to have sex with him as soon as they laid eyes upon him.

fucking unrealistic:facehoof:

Comment posted by walrus_ deleted Jan 23rd, 2014

Anootheress skillzfool fagfiction, m8
If i gave U my Oc, wood u refernace him?
Blacknred alicorn. name is fireshadowdarkmidnight of the 69th line. Husband to all the maen 6

3829861 I wull maek hem deh antagonist :OOOOOOO

3829870 O.kay, dood. Just remembereas hez more powefool dan teh princeesis 2.,

But great job with this, in all seriousness.:rainbowlaugh:

3829474 This is going in the description srsly

I really don't know why I'm not following you...

I can't believe my imagination worked extremely well with this story to be honest.

the next chapter better come!

He's not black and red and he's not even Luna's long-lost son; mate, that's just amateur work :facehoof:

3832816 Why aren't you following meh? ;-;

3832818 m8

3832711 and thus, i became immortalized on the internets.

An update for this is overdue. :duck:

4031712 Serry I've been dealing with some schieße lately. Expect it soon though! :heart:

4031723 *Pokes with a stick* any chance for this to continue?

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