• Member Since 7th Oct, 2013
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TheSheepMaster


I like to pretend I know what I'm doing, so that eventually I'll start to believe it.

Comments ( 112 )

Genius-ly brilliant and fantastic!:pinkiehappy:

That was... Interesting... That may just be the fact that I don't really like bacon... idk

3805130

Don't like ...bacon. How. Even.

This is your brain on bacon.

Any questions?

3805139

No. My brain was bacon when I wrote this.

3805137
Yes. It's true. I'm American, yet i don't enjoy eating bacon. How could I ever live with myself? -sarcasm sarcasm sarcasm- In all honesty, I have eaten it before, and I find it tolerable on pizza with pineapple, but I don't like it otherwise. So sue me.

3805146

Nah, that's cool, bro! Bacon isn't for everyone, and in truth, I may have just scared myself into never eating it again.

3805152
Haha. That was an entertaining story to read, in a twisted sense. I have actually heard from my friends that bacon is addicting. I don't see their point. :P

3805157

Um... I'm gonna guess it has something to do with bacon.

It needs more bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips :derpytongue2:

I am the great king of bacon, Kevin

I :rainbowlaugh:'d

Well damn; I think I'm going to need to go to IHOP for breakfast now...

3805166
No problem. And might I say, your new avatar is adorable. -squee-

3805186

Wow, my story made a helicopter cook bacon. Now I feel good.

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Well damn; I think I'm going to need to go to IHOP to eat their endless pacakes now...

Bacon isn't that great.

3805203

Endless pancakes are truly endless. Watch out.

3805216

Aww.

Actually, it's rather meh, but the internet seems to love it, so...

3805217
I will watch out with my mouth wide, but watch out nonetheless. :raritywink:

This... this was just flat-out surreal, is what this was. :derpytongue2: Fun little thing, though. :scootangel:

3805225 For what, saying it was surreal, or saying it was fun? :rainbowlaugh:

3805230

You looked into the bacon, and were changed.

That was quite possibly the greatest just-a-little-over-1000-words-of-comedic-random-awesomeness I ever read! Consider yourself followed. :trollestia:

How could anyone dislike this?!:trixieshiftright: This is an outrage!:twilightangry2:

3805240

Followed and a BBT quote? So much yes.

This story got me hungry. And I'm blaming you for it!

As for the story itself, it could use a little polish when it comes to punctuation. It's obvious this is just a silly little trollfic, but even so, spelling and grammar-mammer are still important.

I give it a lah-dee-dah out of a possible whoop-dee-doo.

:moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:

3805247

Thanks! I didn't expect to post this, honestly. I wrote it tonight in about forty minutes. But wow. I did not expect this response.

3805367

I'm gonna watch this one tomorrow. Oh crap, it already is tomorrow.

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Sheep: Apache, what are you doing?
Apache: Making bacon strips.
Sheep: It’s one o’clock in the morning, why on earth are you making bacon strips?
Apache: …Because I’ve lost control of my life.

I kept expecting her to start eating bacon, only to wake up and realize she was sleepwalking and the bacon had been a pony.

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That certainly would have been interesting.

I don't even...what is this?

I think there's a chance it was the epitome of beauty.

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