Family Matters

by Kaf_Kraked_Poni

Family Matters AGAIN?!

"I don't know what you were expecting," Applejack tells you, sipping lightly on a cup of coffee at her dining table. She puts the paper she was reading down and stares at you, shaking her head. "But I will tell you that you should have been expecting this." She gets up from the table and walks out of the room, politely hollering back, "Make sure ya close the front door on your way out!"

As you leave, Pinkie Pie assaults you, newborn foal riding in a saddle on her back.

"Didja see the baby?!" She asks, putting the love child she conceived with Big Macintosh in front of your face. "Apparently I'm reaaaaally good with babies. But you already knew that, didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you?

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Didn't you? Didn't you....?"

"Eeyup."

Author's Note:

I'm not sorry.

Comments

[chaoticevl]

Wtf and lol were my only thoughts.

[keulan742]

Damn it. I should've expected something like this on April 1st.

[Kazuma Prime]

So, let me see if I got this right. You updated a one-shot fanfic that's been done for over 2 years, making us believe there was more to the story when there wasn't, having Pinkie repeat the same two words over and over and over and over and over....just to troll us on April Fool's?!
Well..............................................................................................

[Kaf_Kraked_Poni]

7087275
That's the spirit.

[Kaf_Kraked_Poni]

7086799

[Gigas]

"didn't you" doesn't look right anymore,

[Kaf_Kraked_Poni]

7093763
Doesn't it?

[PromKing2010]

I...I don't know whether to laugh or cry. I'm still trying to figure this out. It was good though.

[TheGathering]

“Innocently Making Babies”

I really find that hard to believe.