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Crystal Moose

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Pinkie Pie has kept a secret from her friends, from everypony, for most of her life. She dares not share it, what would ponies think? Would she end up alone?

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That explains a lot.

Also, unintended implication of story: Rainbow Dash is excited about tentacles...

Which, you know, I am pretty sure I've seen 'fan art' of around somewhere.

I have no idea what you’re talking about, and have never seen a tentacle before in my life. Nosiree.


Sure! (Also, could I get you to [spoiler]tag[/spoiler] that? Just for incoming readers.

Sure thing, boss

Pinkie Pie as a Shoggoth, perhaps a Formless Spawn, or just an eldritch horror in general... makes sense, at least she's a nice one, considering how they normally act. This brings up something I had pondered once, what if Discord might be one of Nyarlathotep's masks... that'd be kinda cool I think.

..Oh...Oh dear...

The Truth Is.....I upvoted the story without a problem:trollestia:

seems legit :twilightoops:
and it makes so much sense :pinkiecrazy:

Tentacles man


Thank you for not spoiling the story in your title, description or cover picture. Quite a rare sight these days.

With how spike reacted? I'm thinking Cthulhu (spike does quote from the prayer), some unknown relative of Cthulhu's, or maybe an elder thing, shoggoths tend to be brainless
My own headcannon is that Discord is the mask Nyarlathotep uses when he want to cut loose.

I'm guessing this is one of those stories that was born from this process...
1) Search images, 2) Find random image that wasn't being sought, 3) Think "WTF?", 4) Realize a story must be written about said image, 5) Write story with no regrets
Am I right?
I don't think the spoiler tag was necessary, but I figured just in case.



okay i was expecting a twist, but i did not expect frikkin shoggoths.

even when spike was reciting the cthulhu sleeps line.

I'm not sure if I should blame the internet or this fandom for my lack of any real surprise at the ending. Formless abomination Pinkie doesn't even break the top ten oddest things I've read this month.


*sees completed tag*

i.imgur.com/e9Wjhv0.gif Dafuq man? This needs to be added upon.

What are those black lines??? :rainbowhuh:

lol haha, 'give your aunt pinkie a hug!" classic!:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Ia! Ia! The Pink Pony of Parties with a thousand cupcakes!

Not the first time I've encountered the "Pinkie Pie is an Eldritch Abomination" theory... :pinkiecrazy:

..................................................................................................................................................................................well then.


I can, with complete and utter honesty, say I was not expecting that.

At first, I was like "Pinkie is a lesbian and is coming out to her friends." And then, when Applejack left in a disgusted huff, I'm thinking Pinkie's big secret was something silly, like she hates the taste of apples. And then...well, then things started getting REALLY weird, REALLY fast.

[spoiler] tags. It is a way of blanking something out so that you can't read it unless you manually click on it. If you left mouse click on the black lines it should show the hidden text underneath.

Honestly, I had to keep it exceptionally vague, because that was exactly what I did not want to do.

Nope, this was 100% pure Anonymoose. Been an idea that has bounced around in the old brain-hole for a while. And that picture is basically a recolour of Marceline the Vampire Queen's tentacle form.

I best try harder then :raritywink:

Yeah, I've seen it in a few fics before too. So I know I am not original in that regard.

Poor Spike really can't help himself, it's basically instinctual on his part - after all, Elder Gods are the only natural predators of Dragons. :twilightoops:

I'm not sure what to think...
I'll get the chainsaw!:pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy:

Dear God... What the... I don't even... Wow.

Completely arbitrary nonsense, but I just love that right now the fic has 66 likes and 6 dislikes.



That was the intent :raritywink:

Pinkie is best Pinkie. :pinkiesmile: Tautological as that sounds, I shan't go into more detail, because spoilers.

I knew what the reveal was going to be from the beginning, but that didn't make it any less enjoyable. Plus, I just know Discord's going to be thrilled to have a new eldritch buddy.

Thank you for a delightful tale involving one of my favorite bits of headcanon regarding the party pony. :twilightsmile:

*grabs shotgun, flips table and hides behind it*

haha that was defiantly unexpecxted

.....what the hell......

I.... I have no idea what I just read XD

The product of a deranged mind?

3795033 Perhaps... It was at least novel and surprising! :derpytongue2:

And I thought it was leading up to her being gay :applejackunsure: Kudos for the completely unpredicted ending!

That was kind of the intention. Bit of poking fun at myself and other writers who constantly write the same angst-ridden coming out story. Now excuse me, I have to go back to writing my angsty story about someone coming out of the closet to his friends. :rainbowlaugh:

(Scratch that, I just realised I have three stories planned of that exact same plot line!)

I have no idea if that says something about you (knowing the reveal) or something about me, but I am glad you enjoyed it. :raritywink:

Wow, you've been busy. :twilightoops: Gotta say, this one also got a chuckle out of me. I knew this was leading up to a subversive punchline, but... I gotta say, did not expect this. :rainbowderp: Just...

Yeah, I got really slack with writing over the break, and these silly little things allow me to get back into the flow of things without having to stress about continuity from previous chapters.

Glad you enjoyed it!


If you think that's bad, Spike? Just wait 'til next week, where we learn that, while during her banishment on the moon, Luna had a fling with Yog-Sothoth.
...Oh! And she recently just adopted some Night Gaunts too, so if you've recently been having nightmares about flying creatures without faces grabbing you by the waist and carrying you over mountains before dropping you into darkness, just, uh... just call Luna, she'll... she'll sort them out.
Also, don't let the name fool you, but "The Dreamlands" is not the happy and magical place that you might be led to believe.

...uh...um...I don't...uh...Wha?! :twilightoops:

~ Super-Brony12


Grammar rules state that ellipsis always have to be at exactly three dots.

Not this time. I couldn't express my lack of words with anything less than four dots.

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