In the interest of some family bonding, Pinkie Pie invites Applejack bowling.
Little does Pinkie know, Applejack has a phobia of bowling balls.
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MnM
Some dude who used to write really bad crackfics and ran /mlp/arties at conventions. AKA Big Willy, MarineMarksman.
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Where's Niko?
"FOR THE LAST TIME ROMAN, I DONT WANT TO GO FUCKING BOWLING!"
What in fuck's name did I just read?
0:53
Should had been labeled a dark comedy fic, but that aside, a good read...
Best part, right there.
Okay, so Pinkie Pie willingly burns down a room full of ponies just to see if AJ is Shiva, god of destruction?
............ WTF!?!?!? And what is with all the gas tanks?
Aww, I though someone would slip on the pizza... Oh well, senseless death repeating itself is just as funny. Though you'd think AJ would have altered her approach.
In the description..
what the hell's a bowling bowl? Perhaps you meant ball?
on to reading!
...
Forget Twilight, Applejack should've been the new Princess!
3775602 He's the nameless grandpa.
-Will
reference to gta 4? I'm hooked to this
This was hilarious!.
3775602
3775658
Beat me to it!
Goddamnit
shoulda named the chapter "it's time for some cousin fondling"
I don't know what to think about this, but it was quite an entertaining read. Bravo.
WHOA...
...deja vu
Of course.
Now it is time for cousin/cousin bonding.
BOND WITH ME PINKIE.
3775658 I think you mean: "FOR THE LAST TIME PINKIE, I DON'T WANT TO GO BUCKING BOWLING!"
This got me contact drunk.
I smelled a Simpsons reference in there. The part about getting sued.
This reminds me of something........
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So true, so true........
Love the Apple Pie stories, :D
3777740 Stupid Roman! See what you make me do?!
I instantly thought of this dorkly comic:
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3778417 static1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/There+used+to+be+a+homeless+veteran+I+knew+who+_69526e2aaf06c67b121c400e9a3a24a6.jpg
-Will
3778670 Yup! What's a MarineMarksman story without a little Eminem? Lawl.
-Will
It was only a matter of time.
3778924 It had to be done.
-Will
3778417
Suddenly I feel like a horrible person.
I expected so many more Roman jokes from this. I am mildly disappoint.
3780072 This story is written for drunks, by drunks.
As are most of my stories. My drunk friends have a blast reading 60's Era Spiderman goes to Equestria.
-Will
What.....the...hell.....,did I just read?
O a side note, another epic one-shotter and hilarious ending. Now I need to go pass out from lack of air...damn you, Marksman.
Well, that was pretty stupid. I think it was supposed to be, so... good job, I guess.
My advice, place a dark tag on this story. It's funny, but despite the silly deaths it's still a little grim. Funny story though
Expected big American titties and strip clubs. Mildly disappointed.
11/10 best story NA
3781970 I honestly can't understand that reference.
Spike should have died.
9/10 would still read again.
3783514 I was considering it. But it didn't feel right.
-Will
3778417 awwwwwwwww.......So sad
"FOR THE LAST TIME MARINEMARKSMAN, I DON'T WANT TO GO FUCKING DIE AGAIN!" -Spike
"Alright. Maybe some other time?" MarineMarksman
And then And then And then.... I posted a comment on a story that didn't have to do with the story at all because i'm a derp.
Cousin! lets go bowling!
For the last time Pinkie! I don't want to bucking bowling!
Ok maybe another time!
Making the slightest improvement on this story's cover art is better accomplishment to me than writing my own stories.
So, cousin why don'tcha take me bowlin'?
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Fucking Roman
AND COUSINS ALWAYS GO BOWLING!
I miss roman i picked the money ending 
GODDAMNIT ROMAN I SHOULD HAVE NEVER READ YOUR FEKING EMAILS AND STAYED AWAY!