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BaroqueNexus


I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon.

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War is war. There is no in-between. In the midst of chaos and death, sometimes incredible stories surface in the military community. And sometimes, the story becomes the reality.

Corporal Ben Wolfe of the 13th Army Expeditionary Unit shouldn't be alive, but he is. He's alive because of his daughter. He's alive because of Rainbow Dash. He's alive because of the pony in his pocket.

But a plastic toy won't save you forever. A plastic pony can't go back to your family to tell them your fate. Who, then, will be with Wolfe when the end comes?

The pony in his pocket?

Featured on Equestria Daily! http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/04/story-pony-in-my-pocket.html

Cover by totallynotabrony: http://totallynotabronyfim.deviantart.com/art/The-Pony-in-my-Pocket-cover-art-332699355

Chapters (3)
Comments ( 287 )

It's an old story... but with a new twist. I approve.

Wow, That was moving.
Great story, Mate.

This was amazing. I swear... you deserve more than one like from me. :pinkiesad2:

hope you got more.

Great story. I love it.

Rainbow Dash: Saving the day in Ponyville and in Afghanistan!:rainbowdetermined2:
*standing ovation*

This is AAMMAAAAZZZIINNGGGG!!

I love this. Seriously. I can't describe how much I like it.

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“Rainbow Dash represents the spirit of loyalty,” my daughter whispered. “She won’t leave you, Daddy. She’ll always be with you.”
Daughter and RD brohoof /)*(\, they totally saw that coming :rainbowdetermined2:

Rainbow Dash: saving the Day in fiction AND reality! :rainbowderp:
Man, that's impressive. Very moving, very emotional, and i have absolutely no suggestions, perfect.

I wish I could press the like button more then once...:twilightsmile:

So glad y'all liked this. My personal goal is to have at least one story with over 500 views. Think any o' y'all can help me with that? :pinkiehappy:?

Nice story and congratulations, you just got featured.

:pinkiesad2: MANLY TEARS WERE SHED.

Manly tears were shed brony. Many manly tears... :pinkiesad2::fluttercry:

This really touched my heart :pinkiesad2:

Always nice to see a story that's enjoyable and engaging even when the entire plot is laid out at the start. Well done.

you made me cry
you are now liked, faved and watched
FOREVER!! :pinkiegasp:

This is beautiful

Successful, man. Successful. To me, this story is a reminder that true loyalty is in the heart and is willing to take what blows it must in order keep friendship alive.

That was amazing. I swear I shed a tear somewhere in there. Very touching, and very well-written.:pinkiesmile:

grammar... excellent
storyline... excellent
gripping moments... flawless
true to the stories tags... yes
long enough... no
well written... seen worse
chapters... sub-par
ending... abrupt


Max Approves

You deserve a party planned by pinkie pie herself.

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There's patriotism.

Then there's worshiping...

332151 If you wanna see thoughtless worship of the military, look at Hitler in Germany or Mussolini in Italy in the 1920's and 1930's. While I agree that some people treat the military like a religion, most men and women who join the armed forces do so in order to fight for those who cannot. Sorry if it sounds like I'm raging, but I have a brother in the marines and your comment kinda got on my nerves.

Now that that's out of my system, awesome work Brony. I felt tears start to well up in my eyes towards the end and that, my good sir, is not easy to do.

Beautiful story, very touching.

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Great story and I hope you reach your goal. Actually, I'll be surprised if you don't shatter it. :rainbowdetermined2:

idk y but i didnt cry, heh, i might be a heartless bastard. great story tho

Loved it, absolutely loved every single bit of it. Awesome work! :pinkiehappy:

So many tears...:fluttercry:

:rainbowdetermined2: All in a days work for Rainbow Dash

331637 Beautiful shit bro. Beautiful shit.

:rainbowdetermined2: R.I.P
Raibow dash, fasist pony in all the world,

Was loyal to her friends to the very end

great story only problem was the vehicle he was in. first it was gold four and gold one was blown up first and then he was riding in gold one?

Wow, there is nothing I can say that hasnt been said, but I have to say it was a great story

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*stands with, serious face* .... *clap* .... *clap* ...*clap**clap**clapclapclap!!!!*

Don't ask for "at least 500 views", you deserve at leat 2,000-4,000, this is a beautifully written story

:coolphoto: Short, but powerful. Awesome stuff! :coolphoto:

I only have one complaint about this, despite the entire thing being outside of my normal sphere of interest.
My complaint is this... At one point the character identifies himself as Gold Four, and later he's become the Gold One he responded to... or at least it very much seems that way.
[ I picked up the radio. “Roger, this is Gold Four, go ahead. ] (and you missed a ")
And then later...
[ I pulled the radio as the battle raged around me.
“This is Gold One! My driver is down! Multiple contacts to the north and RPG in the multistory building to the northwest!”
I didn’t wait for a response. ]
Aside from that, and in spite of not being something I'd normally ever read...I thought it was excellent.

I don't think it needed to be any longer or shorter. It had a simple message to convey, and it did so in the appropriate amount of time, and with the appropriate candor.

Sir, let me thank you deeply for writing this story. It was a fantastic read, and really struck a personal chord with me. I've been deployed to Afghanistan for the past year, and am happily nearing the end of my stay here. Normally stories about deployments do not get to me like this, but this one struck a note because of the pony; I keep a little pony toy of my own in my chest pocket as well, a gift from my family the day before I left almost a year ago.

Again, thank you so much for writing such a touching story :pinkiesad2:

I have to ask... Did this actually happen?

JN

That was wonderful.

Manly tears.

Touching, action packed, and a military story. You sir, are fucking awesome.
Rainbow saved his life.:rainbowderp: This is amazing.

The real cause of the end of the world will be tears :fluttercry: (EPIC STORY BRO!:rainbowkiss:)

SO BEAUTIFUL!!!

:rainbowkiss::rainbowlaugh::twilightsmile::pinkiehappy:BRONY SALUTE, i love this story corperal keep up the good work and you may get a promotion

Wow amazing

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I am almost certain that this actually did happen in some form.

It's like a combination of Sunrise Over Fallujah and My Little Dashie. 500 views? You deserve at least 5,000! AT LEAST!

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