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PresentPerfect


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Nyx, feeling lonely and unloved, casts a spell that hurtles her back in time to the Early Equestrian Period. Who will she meet there? What will she do? Will she ever find her place in life?

You can probably figure out the answer from the title.


So, I saw like four pictures of these two on derpibooru the other day and they immediately became my OTP for stupid, stupid reasons. But there's no way I can write a story about the two worst OCs the fandom has made without it being really stupid, so expect lots of character assassination and fourth wall breaking and memes and other stuff like that.

Nyx was created by Pen Stroke, who would probably have an aneurysm if he saw this because I'm breaking his rules for using his character. (Spoilers: he didn't.)

Snowdrop belongs to Silly Filly Studios I guess? I dunno, I wasn't paying that much attention.

Cover image by RagingPeppers, edited by me.

Chapters (1)
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Comments ( 145 )

This should be interesting. I'll read it later.

Nyx, feeling lonely and unloved, casts a spell that hurtles her back in time to the Early Equestrian Period.

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wat?
what about twilight and her friends?

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

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Read and find out!

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ah.... so this is like a troll fic or a those fics that might be unbanned than?
i just read the first few paragraphs...

You mean Fillyfoolers instead of Horsebians
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RIGHT!!??

THANK YOU MY FRIEND FOR CONTRIBUTING THE 2ND STORY TO THE NYXDROP EMPIRE!

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Author Interviewer

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Tomayto, tomahto.

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SECOND? D:D:D:

GOD DAMMIT AAAAAA

Goddammit, Present.

God... DAMMIT PRESENT.

That was so terrible and I can't stop laughing.
Well done.

This was beautiful. I'm sure that Pen Stroke is okay with this, if not, then who cares because it's hilarious.

Also,

"FUCK YOU, HETERO CIS SCUM!" Snowdrop said, so politely that Nyx had to use her magic to hold her back from crashing into the mirror on the far wall because she had jumped off her bar stool the wrong way. "FUCK YOUR SEXUAL NORMATIVE BULLSHIT AND YOUR GENDER BINARY!"

I died

Nyx blushed like maybe she was about to be shipped with a pony.

AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAA! You're gonna kill me with laughter! xD I can't do it, I can't read more, I have to stop here. Oh my god. Oh my fucking god.

This is in my top ten stories I have ever read any where. Good job. :scootangel:

Still as glorious as the first day I read it... that being yesterday. My, my, time sure does fly.

Oh my god, that cover art, did you go with my idea of having Snowdrop look in the completely wrong direction?

I'm dying here!

I have no words.

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None at all...

~Skeeter The Lurker

Ok, I have one.

she shouted in bold, italics and underline,

You forgot "caps lock" in that sentence.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Comment posted by Smiley216 deleted Jan 5th, 2014

I thought you were joking when you mentioned this. Guess not!
What are we gonna do with you, PP? :derpytongue2:

Eh... I guess I can give it an upvote. It's no worse than about half the peachmeme stories were.

3735875 Holy Fuck Best Troll Fic Ever! Now I have found my fave Ship. I like how you had Nyx go in to the past to only find a Nobelpony than Snowdrop. If this was not for 'shit's and giggles' I can see it going to maybe thirteen chapters at lest. Since this is a troll fic I half to rate it differently than others. #1: Funny as fuck. #2: It has 3 out of ???? of my fave pony's in it. #3: Now this one I have a problem with. You made Twilight act like she didn't give a fuck.
I say it needs: (:pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:3 Out Of 5 Happy Pinkies)
And no I am not hatting on your story in fact Its going in my faves.

Shined,
Slowbro95

This story is literally my fetish.

Well that was weird. Usually when I say that it means the story gets a rating, but this is just that kind of weird where I think reading the drunk talk made me high as balls. So yeah, not sure which thumb to click, so I'll keep poking the cursor until I stop being hungry.
In other news, I'd bet money that MarineMarksman would hate this on sheer principle. But then again the Banana Republic wants me to buy skis so I'm not sure what I'm thinking anymore. Wake me up at a decent hour, like sunset or dusk.

The fact you point out that Nyx is an adult but don't do the same with Snowdrop only makes it creepier.

You should totally make a continuation where Snowdrop meets Luna in the future. So much feels!

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Holy shit I forgot how loud my volume was set.

OMG. This was hilarious. Seriously. "I was about to beat Spike's adorable baby ass!" Even though I don't normally like these kinds of stories, it was hilarious. Upvoted.

Horsebians now accepted as new headcanon lingo. :derpytongue2:

This was terribly dumb. Characters acted in such a way that it doesn't mater how they should behave, it would still have been OOC. The plot was contrived and stupid. The comedy was incredibly dumb.

As such, this gets a yes vote.

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Author Interviewer

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Don't say you weren't warned :V

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Well, I guess I can let it slide. :B

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You just reminded me I need to thank NinesTempest for that line.

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Someone had a version where Snowdrop was turned around, but I kind of didn't want Nyx staring at her ass, so I tilted her up just a bit and moved her pupil. It's very subtle. :B

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I thought about it, but four things is just one thing too many. :B

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NEVER DOUBT ME PERB

NEVER DOUBT ME

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You're damn right it's not. :V

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DO NOT TEMPT ME

DO NOT

DO NOT SOGE I SWEAR TO CELESTIA

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As it should be.

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I'm glad someone recognizes my genius. :D

Nyx is almost as angsty as Zuko from the Avatar Abridged series here.:rainbow laugh:

And it's even funnier to me because I've been planning a serious story based on this premise.:pinkiegasp:

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Author Interviewer

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Let me know when you've finished it :)

so this is a thing

Next you need to ship her with Master RoXXor.

Made me smirk, which is better than most can attest to.

Were you drunk when you made this!!?? It sounds like a drunk fever dream

"FUCK YOUR SEXUAL NORMATIVE BULLSHIT AND YOUR GENDER BINARY!"

Dangit! Mouthful of milk and now my screen's all wet! I hope you're happy! :trixieshiftleft:

This is my review:

Traslation:THIS Is FUNNY AS FUK!!!!

"Snowdrop and Nyx Get Drunk and Make Out"
Well at least it's an incredibly self aware title

And wait Pen Stroke doesn't approve fan fics of his OC? That's a little hypocritical if that's the correct way I am even interpreting it

bwahahahahahagahaha!

3738981 He does, but only if they're used in a respectful manner, and this is anything but :twilightangry2:

3739276 Heh reminds me of Lauren Faust responding to clop and rule 34 in general

What up with that Nyx/Snowdrop shipping recently? I don't have a problem with just seems to be catching on.:applejackunsure:

This story is a butt and you should feel butt :facehoof:

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