• Published 5th Jan 2014
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The legend of Twisted Night Wind - Twistednightwind97



Twisted Night wind goes to equestria where he meets the menacing force of darkness

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Chapter 1

It was a dark and stormie night, tyler goodson was on his computer posting very relevant things on his fave websites, mostly 4chan, when suddenly his computer screen turned into a vortex the color of rainbow and sucked him in.

“Oh no!!!!!!!” screamed tyler goodson as he lost consciousness. When he woke up he heard talking. He stood up and saw he was his OC, Twisted Night Wind. He looked up and saw the mane 6 looking at him oddly. “OMG YOUR THE MANE 6 I’M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!” (sorry for exclaimation mark span I rly like to emphasize dialog) They talked and became friends

“Wow, so your a human, right?” Twilight asked Twisted Nightwind as they entrerd her tree home.

“Yea. Where I come from, people are real jerks about a lot of stuff” he replied. “not here, though. Its really nice here.”

“Thank you. Ponyville is a nice place, I think too” Twilight replied.

Well, it wasn’t long until pinkie Pie had decided to pop out of absolute nowhere and throw a huge party for the new pony in town. Everypony there came up to say hi to Twisted, and he said hi back.

Especially Rainbowdash, who took peculair interest in Twisted because of his large wings. “How fast can you fly with you’re wings?” she asked.

“I don’t know, let me go try them out” Twisted said as he kicked out the door and flew around the sky like a majestic eagle. Everypony was amazed at how fast and dangerous his flying was, even Twisted who had never really flown before except in an airplane.

“Wow!” said RainbowDash. “You are very good at flying! Even better than me!”

“Awwwwww thanks” said the blushing Twisted.

Suddenly, a slow dance came over the speakers. DJ PON3 gave Twisted a knoing wink as she dimmed the lights and played dubstep as everypony partied and got drunk. Rainbowdash came to talk to Twisted.

“So where will you live?” inqiured rainbow

“I dont know yet”

“What?!?!?!?!?!?!?” asked rainbow very shockingly. “You didn’t plan this out, did you?” and they both shared a laugh when suddenly the roof was blown off by a mysterious dark force.

“Oh no, its the darkness! It’s found me!” said Twisted as he shot a beam of light through his horn at the darkness and it disappeared… for now.

“What was that?!?!” asked rainbow dash who was answered with cold silence as everypony scattered except the mane 6 who checked to see how Twisted was doing.

The mane 6 immediatly started asking Twisted questions about the darkness until he finally complied. “Please stop asking me questions! I can explain!”

When everypony was silent Twisted started explaining. “Back on earth, you see, I made a fictional force bent on the destruction of the universe called the darkness. My form, as you can see now, was also a fictional character I made back on earth. My real name is Tyler Goodson.” all the mane 6 gasped when he had told this to them.

“We must alert princess celestia immediately!” exclaimed Twilight Sparkle.

“I don’t think that’s a good idea Twilight” Twisted said.

“Why not?” Twilight asked.

“Because it would probably put more ponies in danger if they knew about the darkness.” Twisted said with a sad tone. “I don’t want it to hurt any of you.”

Rainbow Dash hugged him and he hugged back. “Don’t worry about it. You have got us for help.” she said.

“The darkness is gone for now, so we can go on with the party if you want” said Twisted and he winked at DJ PON3 who began to play dubstep to show that the party was still going on. Rainbow dash pulled him to the center of the dancefloor so that they could dance together.

“I don’t really know how to dance, I never learned” said Twisted.

“Don’t worry, you have me to show you how” Rainbow dash replied. As the music boomed out of the stereo system, Twisted became a lot smoother in his moves, but not as good as Rainbow dash.

Twisted and Rainbow Dash continued to dance until the party was over, which was a big let down for Pinkie Pie, because she has stamina of some deity nopony else had ever heard of when it came to parties. DJ PON3 packed up her stuff and blew a kiss to Twisted before being rushed out by Rainbow Dash. Twisted tilted his head to the side in curiosity.

“Why did you rush her out? Did she say something bad or play a bad song I missed?”

“No, I just didn’t like her, you know, blowing kisses and stuff. It’s, uh, it’s unprofesh- unprof- it’s not right.”

“Wait, you like me!” Twisted declared with a smirk.

“What? No! No I don’t! I mean, I like you, yeah, but uh, I mean.”

“You’re wings don’t lie, Dashy.” Twisted smirked more widely at Rainbow Dash’s wings standing straight up and throbbing almost grossly.

Rainbow Dash blushed.

“The thing is, though, I thought you were gay, I mean, isn’t that why your mane and stuff is rainbow colors?”

Rainbow Dash looked around at the uber conveniently empty room and sighed. “I am, though, but I don’t know why, but I really like you, and I don’t get it.”

“You act like being straight is a bad thing.”

“For me it IS a bad thing! I have a reputation, you know?”

“Well, then how about I just become a mare?”

Rainbow Dash looked at Twisted like he’d grown a second head. “What?”

Yeah” Twisted closed his eyes and his body stopped being a stallion body and was suddenly a mare body with mare parts and everything. “see?”

Rainbow Dash’s jaw was touching the floor, but she soon reeled it back in and got her voice back(cause voice goblins). “How did you do that?!??!!!?!” She exclaimed rather erotically upon seeing the new sexy mare body before her.

“Oh, I’m part changeling. I can do that.”

“Oh, okay. Wanna stay at my place, then?”

“Can I walk on clouds?”

“You can fly, so yeah.”

“Okay, lead the way, Dashy.”

Author's Note:

fisrt chapter! i hope you all enjoyed reading and if you didn't then please don't be mean about it!

Comments ( 30 )

No... Just no.

Why are they so obvious.

I'm awaiting the serious comments by those who are less perceptive.

>Added to Human in Equestria
>Doesn't have Human tag

Comment posted by The Orthodox Priesthood deleted Jan 5th, 2014

3736297 it's not, thank you very much.

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I seriously doubt that.
Being a bit more subtle would help.

On the extremely off chance you're serious, go pick up a book and read it. Then read about it. Then read the TVTropes about it. Then read every example it gives and why those are good or bad.
Then you may look upon your works, ye lowly, and despair.
By this time you might have some competence, maybe enough to have a serious team of pre-readers and editors salvage what you inflict upon an innocent web-based text document.

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I called it out as a trollfic.
Those likes are probably fake, but so is the whole thing.

What the hell is that cover art? Is that actually supposed to be a pony?

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Go easy on the coverart creature, someone already broke its legs with a tire iron.
I think it's in agony.

The picture said it all, it's an obvious trollfic, try harder.

I haven't experienced this level of bad in a long time.

I only had to read 3 paragraphs to see that this is TERRIBLE. There is absolutely no pacing, the characters have personalities as thin as fucking paper, the main character was a dick in describing humanity, and why would a portal open in his computer?

It was a dark and stormie night

Wow, HOW CLICHE

tyler goodson was on his computer posting very relevant things on his fave websites, mostly 4chan

I've BEEN on 4chan, and still go on it, he'll get just pure hate if he went on it, coming from a story like this that's HORRIBLE.

Oh no!!!!!!!” screamed tyler goodson as he lost consciousness.

Wow, that was fast.
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“OMG YOUR THE MANE 6 I’M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!” They talked and became friends

Wow, again fast how they became INSTANT friends, not giving one two SHITS that a random pony was just laying on the floor for no FUCKING reason.

“Wow, so your a human, right?” Twilight asked Twisted Nightwind as they entrerd her tree home.

YOU DON'T FUCKING SAY?!

Especially Rainbowdash, who took peculair interest in Twisted because of his large wings. “How fast can you fly with you’re wings?” she asked.

Well, THAT gave it away, so now she has a crush on this shitty ass OC.

“I don’t know, let me go try them out” Twisted said as he kicked out the door and flew around the sky like a majestic eagle. Everypony was amazed at how fast and dangerous his flying was,

Gee, OP much?

“Wow!” said RainbowDash. “You are very good at flying! Even better than me!”

Really? So now, the wonderbolts are gonna want you in their team, (Not like they'll EVER accept you that is.)

Suddenly, a slow dance came over the speakers. DJ PON3 gave Twisted a knoing wink as she dimmed the lights and played dubstep as everypony partied and got drunk

Fucking serious?

“Oh no, its the darkness! It’s found me!”

What...?

When everypony was silent Twisted started explaining. “Back on earth, you see, I made a fictional force bent on the destruction of the universe called the darkness.

(Skip to 3:55

“The darkness is gone for now, so we can go on with the party if you want” said Twisted and he winked at DJ PON3 who began to play dubstep to show that the party was still going on. Rainbow dash pulled him to the center of the dancefloor so that they could dance together.

YEAH, TOTALLY, SOMETHING HAPPENED AND NOW JUST FORGET ABOUT IT AND PARTY ON

“Don’t worry, you have me to show you how” Rainbow dash replied. As the music boomed out of the stereo system, Twisted became a lot smoother in his moves, but not as good as Rainbow dash.

(Skip to 3:55

DJ PON3 packed up her stuff and blew a kiss to Twisted

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“Wait, you like me!” Twisted declared with a smirk.
“What? No! No I don’t! I mean, I like you, yeah, but uh, I mean.”

GEE I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT

“You’re wings don’t lie, Dashy.”

*Dashie*

“The thing is, though, I thought you were gay, I mean, isn’t that why your mane and stuff is rainbow colors?”

Rainbow Dash looked around at the uber conveniently empty room and sighed. “I am, though, but I don’t know why, but I really like you, and I don’t get it.”

Rainbowsighed. “I am, though, but I don’t know why, but I really like you, and I don’t get it.”

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

Rainbow Dash looked at Twisted like he’d grown a second head. “What?”
Yeah” Twisted closed his eyes and his body stopped being a stallion body and was suddenly a mare body with mare parts and everything. “see?”
Rainbow Dash’s jaw was touching the floor, but she soon reeled it back in and got her voice back(cause voice goblins). “How did you do that?!??!!!?!” She exclaimed rather erotically upon seeing the new sexy mare body before her.
“Oh, I’m part changeling. I can do that.”
“Oh, okay. Wanna stay at my place, then?”
“Can I walk on clouds?”
“You can fly, so yeah.”
“Okay, lead the way, Dashy.”

SO APPARENTLY, OUT OF THE ORDINARY, HE CAN NOW CHANGE INTO A MARE, BECAUSE HE'S "SUPPOSEDLY" A CHANGELING YA FUCKING SURE. AND MY NAME IS FUCKING RICK AND I LIVE IN FUCK SHIT AVE.


Mordor called, they want their troll back.

It takes a special talent to write "so bad it`s good" fiction. You? You lack it. It`s just bad, plain and simple.

This is very amusing. It's comedy, correct? :rainbowlaugh:

2D

This is literally the pinnacle of up-fuckery.

Comment posted by Doccular42 deleted Jan 20th, 2014

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You guys realize this is a trollfic with a troll account, right? Go look at his favorites.

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Whelp, I'm an idjjit. I fed the troll.

:ajsleepy:

EDIT: GORRAMMIT REGIDAR!

(jk i wuv yoo)

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