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Nice story! Definitely the kinda shit I like! :twilightblush:

fuck you now i gotta scroll with one hand

Aragon #3 · Jan 3rd, 2014 · · 1 ·

Writing this was one of the most interesting experiences I've ever had. I even got to meet new people because of it.

We gotta do this again at some point.


I got nothing.

Well done.

~Skeeter The Lurker


I want a could-butt :rainbowkiss:

:rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:
We demand more adventures of these two!

Physical impossibility of someone or somepony with a penis orgasming twice in less than an hour aside, this was pretty good.

Impossibility? I already did that a couple hours ago, three times. And two times yesterday.

cant beat me m8

I normally don't read this kind of thing but dayum that's a good story. Made me giggle.

If you mean me and Aragón, yes, that could happen. All really depends on him, coming up with more good dick jokes or something. :V

Now here's some interesting triva for you: Horses are actually able to have multiple orgasms within a short time span. And because that is as hot as it sounds many clop writers use it, including me as you could see.

Glad you liked it!

Well yes, but more AppleDash would be nice too! :rainbowwild:

3724067 I repeat, it's not possible. A human male must wait 4 to 8 hours between ejaculations. Orgasms in general, I'm not sure, though.

*sees description*
oh god...:facehoof:

Then we succeeded at delivering the point of the description!

I'm not into clop, unless it's funny or has a good story behind it.
I see a comedy tag, is it funny as in haha or funny as in this is just so unbelievable

I... This... But... Fine. You win.

3724041 I once gave myself a little endurance test type of thing. Four times in a little less than eighty minutes. Once per hour? Pffft. Your argument is invalid flaccid.

Who wants to bet the 'Falling Star' was Twilight messing up a spell?

:rainbowlaugh::twilightblush:im emberessed to say this :ajsleepy: but:applejackconfused::rainbowderp::flutterrage:MOAR!

Or Luna's whimsy. The trolling is always expected from Twilight's mistakes, Celestia or Discord. Nopony expects Luna :3

Or, y'know, some outside magical force that hasn't been reckoned with yet.

3724479 pfft, 4 times in 80 minutes. How about 5 times in 30? :rainbowkiss:

3724157 Bro, I can assure you with 100% certainty, that as a male, I don't have to wait 4-8 hours, or even a half hour for that matter.:twilightblush:

3724757 Look dude, I said endurance, not speedrun. Lrn2play, n00b.

3724813 I am also a male, and while I am more or less repeating what I learned in sex ed 2 weeks ago, I can say with absolute certainty that the teacher is trustworthy. I may be misremebering it, though; perhaps you can only ejaculate a certain amount, or a certain number of times, before having to wait?

3724870 That sad moment when you mentally skip a word and make an idiot out of yourself :fluttercry:

3724875 Ahhh, that would explain it. It would seem that you don't have any experience when it comes to these sorts of things, so I'm just going to stop. But before I do, do keep in mind that sometimes writers will exaggerate certain things to make the story sound better, so don't believe everything you read.

3724894 Understood. And, while I feel somewhat gross saying it, I do have enough experience with it to say that I really can only do it once every few hours. Perhaps because I'm still young?

3724906 I honestly couldn't tell you bud. :twilightblush:

3724906 Why not ask your parents? Sure it might be a little awkward, but you'll get the truth.

3724916 I'll just out and say it; one parent I fucking despise, and the other one isn't a male.

3724893 No prob, bro. I can FULLY understand that.

It was 76.
I upvoted.
It became 81.

I don't think I've ever read a more entertaining clopfic! :rainbowlaugh:

I loved it all it had me LOTF and it was so sexy and sweet again I loved it all so much


You just outed your small junk, spud. I'm surprised you had the balls to do such a thing, especially considering you can only hit the mark once an hour. But it's not like you know dick about it in the first place. :trollestia:

Those of us without a withered scrotum will be busy every 15-20 minutes or so while we read this.

3724963 Upvotes were at 86. I upvote. It became 93.

Achievement unlocked: Witty sex humor wisecracks.

I was upvote 100 i have the god vote naow :pinkiesmile:

Regular clop makes the featured box: Comments are flooded with people pissed that FIMFiction glorifies such smut.

Futa clop makes the featured box: Ten thousand cum geysers converge to demand more of the same.

95 to 106.
go home you guys. you cant possibly win. :trollestia:

well I can't simply ignore a story with a description like that.
who wrote this anyway?
... oh, its you again Selbi!
I guess I have no choice but to read it.

3725343 There seems to be a point at which a story's description is so direct and to the point that the people who'd hate the story don't read it. It just needs to be really, really direct.

Well, this one seems about as direct as possible. :rainbowlaugh:

So it was at 109 likes then I hit like. It turned into 114 likes..... Orange :trollestia:

I don't ship AppleDash (I prefer AppleShy and TwiDash) but this is the best smutfic I've ever read. :rainbowwild:

Clop that made me laugh out loud.

I don't get that too often. Well done!


If I write another collab with Selbi that goes like this (comedy clop), it's gonna be Appledash. OTP foor the win.

If we write a sequel, things spice up a little, tho. Just sayin'.


Aw yiss. That means I did good.


As in haha funny. We are two authors and I did nothing but write comedy for this, so you should be able to even skip the sex scenes and only read the dialogue, the start and the ending, and you should get a few laughs.
Your loss, though.

Okay... hmmm how do I say this? WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ!!!!:pinkiesick:


Rainbow Dash wishing AJ to grow a dick. And then making love to her.

It's right there in the description.

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