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Equestria Buck Yeah


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This story is a sequel to Welcome the Unknown


Nearly a year and a half ago, Discord ripped Matt from Earth to Equestria to use him like a battery while he slumbered in stone, biding his time. When the two finally came together, the mere human managed to outwit the Spirit of Chaos and put an end to his short reign.

Several months have gone by since then, and all things considering, Matt has made a decent life for himself. He has friends, a home, activities to help pay the bills, the usual. But on one particularly average day, something he never imagined he'd ever see again appears and – whether he realizes it or not – threatens to throw everything out of balance. Too bad it's only the first in a series of things to come. What does it mean for Equestria? More importantly, what does it mean for Matt?

Rated Teen for some language and a couple suggestive themes. Reading the first part is recommended, but references to what happened will appear here and there as the story goes so that you should be able to piece things together in case you decide not to check it out. If you do, I hope you enjoy it!

Cover art credited to IJAB. Go say hello!

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Comments ( 282 )

3850235 Eep! I hope it's not. Never really understood what the big deal was. :unsuresweetie: Anyway, hope you enjoy. It's going to be a pretty crazy ride!

...Weeell then, not the sequel I thought'd it'd be but, meh, AJ is cool.

3850598 Oh, but this is only the beginning! Once the meat of the story hits, you'll have to ask Twilight to borrow her seat belt. static4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111119144628/mynamesteddythebear/images/1/16/83058_-_Discord_animated_excellent_go_on_proceed.gif

Excited doesn't even begin to explain how I feel right now. :pinkiecrazy: Once I noticed the subtle attraction from Applejack in the last fic, I was hoping this was going to happen. :ajsmug: She is best pony after all... :ajsmug::ajsmug: What... more like Who... does this Ipod belong? Matt's reaction was that of recognition. I hope this won't put a damper on AJ's feelings.

Will be watching with trepidation. And excited. MOST EXCITED! :pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::twilightsmile:

3851587 There is going to be a romance SUB-plot, but I can't give away too much more without spoiling and I really don't want to do that for this fic. I didn't throw the romance label on it because it's ultimately not the primary focus of the fic but I thought it'd be good to include this for dramatic purposes. :pinkiehappy:

3852145 you are excited eh? Trepidation is a synonym for nervous
:pinkiehappy:YOU ARE SO NERVOUCITED!

3854441 Ah. I AM THE MOST NERVOSCITED! :pinkiehappy: Mostly because it's because Applejack has some rather aggressive feelings that she hides rather well; or not so well :raritywink:

LET US SEE WHERE THIS GOES! :twilightsmile::twistnerd:

i hope you add the romance tag for Applejack :ajsmug:, this fic reminds me of the Xenophilia one, i hope the story doenst take the route where matt former girlfriend is send by discord to equestria

I hope this ends up being a Matt/AJ pairing. You never see to many pairings where AJ gets the main person. Human or other wise. Also cant wait to see where this story goes

....Is....Is that his fuckin PHONE!?

3858028 Actually, no. His came with him in the first one. He played it up as some mythical thing and gave it to a dragon so he wouldn't kill them. All he had with him was his clothes, wallet and phone when he first came. :pinkiesmile:

3858075 I know. I just spent a few hours reading the prequel. I figured the dragon dropped it or something.

3858137 Ah, gotcha. :twilightsmile: Glad you liked it enough to check out the sequel!

OMG OMG OMG :pinkiehappy: This is so awesome. :D

It's funny how I just read the first story last night, and now I find out this was just posted a few days ago! :D

i think he stated on the prequel that his phone was an old model and not a i phone

This... cover art... It's so.... WAAAARM!:rainbowkiss:

And the plot thickens! More!

:pinkiegasp:......interesting

"So what does that gesture mean?"
lets just say that it means something very rude and I'm having a lot of fun with the fact that they don't know what I'm doing.

I just got done reading the story before this. And I must say it was one hell of a good read. Its been a long time since I've been able to start and finish a whole long story in one sitting and might I add it was totally worth it. I cannot wait to start reading this and I hope you update fairly frequently. Good job to you good sir. :moustache:

"Nearly a year and a half ago"
"Several months have gone by since then"
So which one is it?

I read your first story today and liked it but haven't started this one yet.

3908729
Year and a half since the original happenings in the first story. Several months since its conclusion. :twilightsmile:

My guess would be, antoher individual was send to equestria, is afraid of ponies and made a mad dash out of town into the everfree, said person lost their iPhone in the bushes though:facehoof:

Lab

For the curious: 513 area code is SW Ohio.

Looking forward to more of this.

This is a masterpiece. What's going to happen next:rainbowkiss:

So the question becomes are these things just appearing at random or are bigger and bigger things popping into existence in Equestria?

And what happens when guns appear? What if a foal gets a hold of that? Not that they'd be able to use it, having hooves and not fingers.

If the house is from the US, there's a distinct possibility that they have guns stashed somewhere.

I like the update every two weeks thing. It's consistent, although I kinda wish it was more often BECAUSE THE STORY'S JUST THAT GOOD!

thanks for the update, cant wait to see how you make Twilight go crazy over everything. :scootangel::rainbowlaugh::twilightsheepish:

What I had liked to see, were some occupants in that house, that got tucked along when the house landed there. They could have been asleep and Matt could have woken them up. Didn't have to be the whole family maybe only the son, when he was home alone. He could have opened they front door, take a look at Matt and Rainbow, shrug it of as a dream and closed the door again...:rainbowlaugh:.
A good Idea also could have been, even if a bit cruel, that a small child was in that house, all alone. That might have resulted in a nice bonding situation for Applejack and Matt, seeing as they could have worked as a family substitued for the child.
Oh well a nice car and some music isn't so bad aswell.

But more importantly now, they really need to check on whatever causes those random teleportations of objects into their world, maybe better tell the princess about it, she needs to know anyway.
I could very well imagen that, if they don't treat this properly, worse things get teleported, for example an oil tanker in the middle of the everfree forest or even at the townsquare :unsuresweetie:. Right know they were lucky that no humans were transported, but what if an airbus with poeple onbord suddenly appears in the sky?... Cloudsdale won't be happy about this:pinkiesad2:.

3943841 Oh, don't you worry! This is just the beginning! :rainbowdetermined2:

I really enjoy this story! Thanks for writing, I hope to read more soon!

On a side note, I hate finding mistakes after I publish, even after pre-reading BEFORE I hit publish. Blargh. :twilightangry2:

>insert rage and comments about this being a songfic here

JOKING!!! I WAS JOKING!!!

Although this didn't really move the main plot forward, the chapter had CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!!! That's always awesome. Speaking of which, poor AJ. She's gotta spill the beans at some point.

Maybe you should have Matt play "I believe in a thing called love" by the Darkness.

Or if he wants to test their patience, play "Chicken Fried" by Zac Brown Band. Fluttershy will love that one.

3993671 Haha, I remember that Darkness song! Holy shit, that takes me back.

I never really understood what the huge deal was with having a couple lyrics here and there. As long as it wasn't, like, half the song (like I saw in that Beavis and Butthead Do Equestria fic), who cares, right?

I better crank these chapters out faster imo. All the build-up I have planned, I don't want to take TOO long! :twilightblush:

3993715 Updates to fics are my drug. And I love my drug.

I never really understood the whole anti-songfic thing either. They sing in the show, why can't there be singing in fanfics?

But yeah...updates are the peanut butter to my jam...love every single bite...

Lab

70% chance Matt accidentally misses the movie.

The real issue is when most of the chapter's text is lyrics, instead of just a few lines (which are far less obtrusive than a link). For some reason, that makes some readers think any lyrics in a fic is bad. Most of the fandom isn't too good about thinking for themselves or noticing when something's done right.

What if other of his kind did start showing up?

Missed an 's'

I like this chapter, I also listen to alot of metal bands such as Amon Amarth, Dream Evil, Stratovarious or Rise to Fall.
Since Rainbow also likes fast music, maybe some punk rock/hardcore would be nice for her too.
- The Kids Aren't Alright by The Offspring , but I'm afraid the lyrics are too depressive and dark even for RD.
- Savior by Rise Against
- Injection again by Rise Against, This one she would most likely love, even has a part concerning the sky, clouds and falling. But the speed of the song would probably catch onto her:rainbowwild:.

I guess they could also enjoy AOR music, at least I think Twilight and the others would appreciate it:
- Beg beg beg by H.E.A.T., perfect song for crazy mares in heat, hunting after the escaping human :rainbowlaugh:. (I just can't disconnect that dot, since I read chapter 8 on "To run a hundred miles in the Heat".
- Can't Let Go by Tim Freehan
- Don't need a Reason by Dare

awww shit just got real.:fluttercry:

Nooooooooooo cliffhanger, how could you:raritycry:

4032010 I've been known to be cruel once or twice before. :pinkiecrazy:

4032028 something tells me that earth is slowly merging to equestrian but the only one who can stop it is dun dun dun discord

4032122 Perhaps, if he wasn't an empty stone husk hurtling through the emptiness of space, like what happened at the end of the first story. :trixieshiftright:

So living things are coming over now...interesting. Could very well mean other humans show up, but I doubt it.

What I don't doubt? Applejack seeing Matt get hurt, taking the knives from Matt, and FUCKING SHANKING the lion. Nothing like seeing someone you love get hurt to induce some rage, right?

What? No free healthcare in Equestria?

4100588 Eh, I'm sure if Celestia hears about it, the bill will disappear.

Like magic!

Ah just pump his ass full of Morphine he won't be feeling anything.

guess canada has something on equestria, we gots all da healthcare :trollestia:

The true feelings almost come out. Seems like it's gonna happen sooner rather than later.

"I got it." Picking up the now half-charged phone, he slid his finger across the screen and answered it. "Hell–"

Wait a minute.

He he he.

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