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Growing increasingly weary of the attacks from the Dark Eldar, the Emperor dispatches Russ and Khan to deal with this. Little do they know, they have a stowaway on board.

So.... I decided to continue the series I was writing for fimfiction.
What am I doing with my life?

Takes place after "The last black crusade"

Chapters (9)
Comments ( 16 )

HAVE ALL MY LIKES, AVE EMPEROR ET FELIX NOEL

Pointy dark eldar basterds are torturing Fluttershy:twilightangry2:

KILL THOSE POINTY EARD BASTERDS Russ Skin them alive!:flutterrage:

DAMN IT, NO ONE SPILLS MY ALE!!!!

I liked it. I give it :moustache::moustache::moustache: 3/5 Spikes. It was good a fun story to read. Looking foreword the the sequel. Hope it is a bit more darker then this.

I don't see a Human tag for this fic.

They seemed to be far better disciplined than most imperial guard regiments and are nearing par with space marine chapters in terms of that department.

Only because they have never had to fight or prepare to fight in their entire lives. The only drilling they do is practice keeping their faces from twitching and to march in step. Constantly. So, all the time that would be spent by anyone else drilling combat is instead spent drilling in marching and expression. You would think they would have learned their lesson from the previous stories, but apparently not.

I have to say, though, that I am shocked the Dark Eldar were so stupid as to attack a planet protected by EVERY Astartes chapter. It is more than a little moronic of them. Then again, they are pretty much the epitome of hubris.

Everyone's too scared shitless

Ahhh, the marines got their proper swearing back! Now they are true Marines!

space marines weren't exactly made to be ordinary people living in ordinary lives.

During the Great Crusade, some of the Legions studied arts outside of warfare. Various skills they could use in the expected time of peace they thought would come after the Great Crusade was completed. It is, in fact, why the Blood Angels are re-known artisans.

Many new races join our Imperium.

It wouldn't surprise me if the Imperium has (in canon) the crappy luck of being surrounded by all the bad xenos and beyond them lays the good xenos...

Also, I just realized, the human webway allows perfectly secure instant travel and transmitting of information. That means the Emperor can re-introduce THE INTERNET! Hopefully with all our websites are still intact (it wouldn't surprise me).

Vect's reaction: "You fools! You have doomed us all!"

Even daemons couldn't possibly be this vile.

That is actually true. Some fluff has lesser daemons being a slightly unnerved by the Dark Eldar.

It just occurred to me. Vect also has the STC called "panacea", the literal cure-all.

We have come from titian to aid you

3763606 That's probably how he keeps his victims from getting STDs....

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Commissar Bronzer, permission to go Doom Slayer on the Dark Eldar for basically raping such an innocent soul?

RIP AND TEAR UNTIL THE DARK ELDAR ARE MINCEMEAT!!! RAPING INNOCENT SOULS!!!

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