• Member Since 24th Jan, 2013
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Dash The Stampede


That crazy girl that writes random comedies, detailed inanimate transformations, and sad/dark heartwrenchers. $$60,000,000,000 says you can't catch me! I'm the Equestrianoid Typhoon! Peace and Love!

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Enough is enough! I'm sick of the motherfucking peaches on this motherfucking site!

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Hey, now don't take it out on me! I can't help that since three am I've had fics running through my head begging to get out. I'm sorry if it offended you, but you chose to click the link. It's your own fault you read it, not mine.

I thank you to not disrespect me for my creativity. I could retaliate, but that is not the way of peace. Please, if you cannot stand the story, DO. NOT. READ. IT. Don't come and give a downvote because we're being silly today. Again, you're a human, I assume. Humans have free will. Your free will chose to click on that link, and chose to comment negatively, not even referring to the story!

May your attitude see a reversal of fortune soon.

I bid you good day.

I wish I knew where this whole peach thing came from...one day I just get back on here and BAM! Peach stories...everywhere. :pinkiecrazy: What did I miss?

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go check out Obselescense's latest blog, it will explain all!

And yeah, part of that was me, wrote four of 'em today!

3647368 You mean that really went through! I mean, I read it the day it came out, but I didn't think it would actually become a thing!... I fucking love this fanbase! :pinkiehappy:

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Well, we've got two in the feature box, I've got one in the popular box, and here we are in my fourth and final PeachVerse fic.:derpytongue2:
It's been a wild twelve hours or so, but my typing hands are exhausted! Well worth it though!

I love the fact that this story has been written in such a way as to conclude your peach-writing day! :rainbowlaugh:
FUCK PEACHES :twilightangry2:
No, but really, I loudly applaud your efforts in tackling this unofficial challenge. :yay:

P.S. I hope Obs is pleased with himself :trollestia:

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Yeah, everything fell together, and that ending was too perfect to change. I can walk away from it unscathed, generally. Now I have closure, and the fans have closure. Unless they waaant to be peachy 5ever
Ahem. Thanks, it's been a wild ride, through these last 13 hours. Most writing ever!

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You should definitely get some kind of special mention from Obs about your efforts.
Totally.
I would make a post myself, if it weren't a bandwagon thing.
I hope your peached-out hands and mind can rest easily tonight.

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He approved all my stories, damn I feel lucky!
I hope i could get some kind of special mention, but if not, that's okay too. I didn't expect to write four, just one! and then an idea, and then an idea, and then I read a comment, and now four stories!

Obs, you crazy son of a Santa you, I hope you're proud of me. :yay:

You could always make a peachy post on your site...:trollestia: unless you cant. Then shit.

Shouldn't this have a comedy tag?

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Not particularly, while in the end, we chuckle, the main beef of the story is gory and sadistic. I don't think it should be comedy, unless I'm the Joker. then it's always comedy!:pinkiecrazy:

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>implying I down voted your fix
I didn't. I had to post that though.

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I don't rightly agree with that, being 'necessary' but hey, your preferences are yours to keep. :eeyup:

Sorry for being a dick about it, was a frustrating day:twilightsheepish:

Okay, this concept is just weird enough to be saved for a blue moon. I will read it then.

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