Siblings
Scootaloo grinned widely as she raced around, searching for Jerry. They were playing hide and seek, and Jerry was exceptionally good at that game even when he wasn't using his abilities to pop in and out of places like Pinkie Pie (a detail that had set Twilight on another desperate study of Pinkie's unique abilities). They'd taken it into the Everfree Forest, since between Scootaloo's building magic and Jerry's unique nature, things in the Forest fell into two categories: things that couldn't hurt them; and things with enough recognition capability and sense to not cross something that shared Alucard's energy.
Scootaloo paused as her magical senses picked up something...familiarly unfamiliar. She focused on the sense, trying to sort it out. Eventually, she came to a conclusion. She was feeling a vampiric power, and one she hadn't encountered before. Her eyes lit up eagerly as she rushed towards the source, since she knew this would be something awesome that either she and Jerry could handle or would bring her father. So either she got to have an awesome battle, or she got to witness an even more awesome battle. Win win.
As she reached the source of the sensation, the air ripped open in front of her and a young humanoid woman fell out, clutching part of a desiccated, drained corpse. "God save the queen, ice bitch," the woman growled as she dropped the body, which dissolved into dust.
Scootaloo took in the figure as she stood up. She was dressed in a yellow outfit that in pattern somewhat resembled Trottingham's police uniforms, had bright yellow hair, glowing red eyes, and larger curves than Alucard had that one time Scootaloo had walked in on her parents genderswapped.
(Luna (or Artemis, as 'Girlycard' insisted on calling 'him' then) had freaked out about explaining it, but Scootaloo had simply asked for some money for the latest Cutie Mark attempt before walking back out. It was hardly the strangest thing she'd expected when she'd opened the bedroom door when it was ajar. ...not for the first time, Scootaloo wondered if she was excessively disturbed or extremely well adjusted. With Alucard as her Dad, she had to be one or the other.)
Turning her attention away from her thoughts and back to the vampire woman in front of her, Scootaloo observed that her dark magic seemed abnormally focused into her left arm, not unlike when Alucard was about to unleash one of his familiars. Shrugging, Scootaloo decided to address the figure in proper fuck-mothering vampony style. "Yo, big-tittied police girl!" she called out, remembering what Alucard had called the upper body curves.
The woman twitched, her eyes narrowing. "I have a name!" she screamed out, a soft British accent giving her voice a pleasant timbre save for the fact she was screaming in rage as she spun towards Scootaloo. "You are..." Her voice trailed off as she caught sight of Scootaloo. "...fucking adorable!" she squealed out eagerly, rushing forward.
Scootaloo leapt back, catching a branch with her tail and yanking herself into the tree. "Stay back police girl! I don't want to be crushed to death in your big tits, I don't swing that way!"
"I have a name!" the woman repeated angrily.
"And so do I, but we're both still lacking!" Scootaloo snapped back.
The woman glared into Scootaloo's eyes for a time, and Scootaloo got a sense of her abilities. She was easily on the same scale as Alucard, though a good deal lower on said scale. This was rather concerning if Alucard didn't show up soon. Thankfully, she knew the Sun's Blessing was protecting her from the return probe, beyond showing that she was vampiric in nature.
The woman relaxed with a smile. "You're right, that was rude of me. I'm Seras Victoria."
"Scootaloo."
Seras squeed again. "I was right. You are fucking adorable!"
"And you're still a big-tittied police girl," Scootaloo snapped back.
Seras twitched visibly. "...look, I think we got off to the wrong foot. Let's try this again. There's someone here I'm trying to find, and you can help me...either by telling me what you know about him, or by giving me that knowledge when I drink all of your blood."
"Yeah...Dad wouldn't like it if you tried that," Scootaloo replied with a shrug. "I could feel your power and you're good...but not that good. Besides, then Mom and my Aunt would step in. Good luck facing flesh-and-blood goddesses." That's how her Dad had explained the relation between his own power and that of the Diarchs, so she figured this would be a good way to explain it here.
Scootaloo wasn't sure what Seras' expression was, but she deduced it was an attempt at going pale without the benefit of blood draining. "R-right...look, I'm looking for a man in a red trenchcoat-"
"The No Life King fuck-mothering vampire?" Scootaloo interrupted.
"Yes! You know him?" Seras responded eagerly.
Scootaloo giggled impishly. "Oh, quite well. I can take you right to where he lives. Follow me!" With that, she turned and headed for town, sending a mental command (that ability was so useful) to Jerry to meet her there, calling the game on account of tits. She wasn't surprised this made Jerry laugh uproariously.
It wasn't long before Scootaloo reached her house, and to her surprise Seras had kept up with her every step of the way. Chuckling to herself, she pushed the door open.
"Oh there you are, Scoots!" Alucard spoke up as he came to the door. "Think you can take care of yourself again? I'm trying to convince your Mom you don't need a sitter, but-" He blinked as he caught sight of Seras. "Police girl! I missed those tits!"
"I...I'd rather you addressed me by name, Master," Seras spoke up in embarrassment.
Master? Scootaloo thought in surprise. Dad sired her? This should be interesting.
"Huh, I probably should, all things considered," Alucard admitted. "How'd you get here, anyway?"
"I finally got sick of Integra yelling at me and pushing me around, drained her dry, and used the power boost and her call history to get a lock on where you were so I could find you," Seras explained bashfully. "I...guess I missed by a bit."
"Nah, I dropped my phone in the Forest after the bitch called me-" Alucard began.
"Alucard!" Luna snapped from in the house. "What have I told you about teaching Scootaloo bad words?"
"Not where you can hear it so you can have plausible deniability!" Alucard called back. "But forget about that, I found us a sitter!"
"Sitter?" Seras asked in confusion. "I don't-"
Luna stepped to the door. "A sitter? Who-...Alucard, who is this woman?"
"It's Seras of the big tits in uniform," Alucard explained. "I've told you about her."
"Oh yes!" Luna continued with much more warmth. "So she's going to be watching over Scootaloo during our date?"
"Date?" Seras whimpered, tilting her head in confusion.
"Yup!" Alucard confirmed. He turned to Scootaloo. "Now be good for your big sis, okay little night angel?"
"Big sister?" Scootaloo squealed in excitement.
"Big...sister...?" Seras whimpered as she sank to her knees.
Luna tilted her head. "She seems...broken," she observed worriedly.
"She'll get over it!" Alucard proclaimed dismissively as he and Luna vanished.
"Bye Mom! Bye Dad!" Scootaloo called into the magic vortex as it faded. "See you when you get back!"
"Mom?" Seras murmured in shock. "Dad?"
Scootaloo turned to look at her sister in concern. She rubbed her chin as she tried to figure out what was wrong with her.
"But...Master...I..."
Scootaloo let out a soft grunt as she put it together. "Didn't realize till now the sire relationship was paternal?" she asked comfortingly.
"He never acted like it was!" Seras complained irritably. She then paused. "Well, as far as I know, anyway. Master is..."
"Yeah, that sums it up nicely," Scootaloo confirmed. "Dad is. So...what do you want to do?"
"Bemoan the fact that the man I'd pinned most of my hopes for a future involving a bond of shared love and physical intimacy with thinks of himself as my father and he's probably the only even remotely humanoid being in this entire world which I don't have enough magic to escape, meaning I'm trapped here as an eternal alien virgin who will likely always be childless as the local deities probably frown on random vampiric turnings?" Seras groaned morosely.
Scootaloo blinked. "Wow. Mood swing, much?"
"Yeah...I was damaged goods when Master turned me," Seras explained. "Still getting used to actually having the power to fix things...and the whole 'immortal/blood-sucking' thing." She leaned back against the wall of the house. "God I could use a good fuck..."
"The babies would still be beautiful, fräulein," Jerry observed from the roof, purring softly.
Seras yelped as she leapt away. "You're dead!" she proclaimed in confusion.
"I was brought back to be Mistress' pet," Jerry explained.
"This is Jerry!" Scootaloo explained. "He's my kitty."
Seras stared at Jerry for a time. Finally, she turned to Scootaloo. "Do your folks swing?"
"I don't know what that means," Scootaloo pointed out.
"They do not," Jerry supplied. "Surprisingly enough, they are fully dedicated to each other to the exclusion of awareness of other options."
Seras sighed. "...yes, I apparently am that desperate," she grumbled as she walked into the house, dragging Jerry after her by his tail. "...is this bit new?"
Scootaloo blinked for a time. "So...my big sister is going to have sex with my pet kitty," she observed calmly. "And...my only thought is that Dad would probably want me to get it recorded. Disturbed or well adjusted...probably both." Turning, she went looking for Featherweight.
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YeY for the updates. Also, Seras really KILLED Intergra? While I find that incredibly implausible, I will not deny I find that completely hilarious. Along with Scootaloo's unusually straightforward thinking in regards to the current situation. Granted, having a father like him could probably desensitize you from all sorts of weird stuff.
It is undead!!! but fine otherwise
Started laughing about half way though and kept on laughing.
This chapter alone would make this story worth while favoriting
Somehow, I think we can thank this for the reason why this was updated....
Oooh, I am so tempted. But I'm fresh off a fight, so I won't. Shifting to my serious gear, it's great to see a new chapter of this.
Huh so I can't even say "someone gave this fic a senzu bean!" Without getting fed to a vampire? But it would be the PERFECT thing to say!
Wait loophole it says I can't "only" say something on the lines of "It's alive". So just got to think of another thing to say. Oh I know! Since Alucard doesn't want anybody having spoiled food, whats to be done about a certain gems genetic donor, you know the one that used to be dairy? I'm hoping for bullets being involved!
It's alive!
Okay... Less jocking, it was time but I supossed it could not be do anything as from what I remember I asked and asked and the only answer is that the author was in need of a video that was not released.
Now... I read this and wonder... What family is more crazy? This one or the one of "I have vacation days?" it could be good to see the both meet each other.
I hope this updates more now.
IT'S UNDEAD!!!!!!!!!! sorry had to, also this is looking to get very interesting now that updates are coming back. I'm curious to see how things are going to turn out between RD scoot's adoptive sister and Seras
Sensing a running gag here.
Hopefully Integra gets over the whole 'sucked dry' thing, and turns up to try and get at least one of her fucking vampires back.
It's not dead!
I feel like getting fed to Seras Victoria wouldn't be too bad a way to go...
I only remembered this was about the abridged version once Scootaloo talked to Seras, and boy was that a surprising turn of events.
Eh, fuck normal. Normal's overrated. If anything, Scootaloo is actually a balanced combo of both, making her a "well disturbed" individual.
Smart move. Making him angry doesn't end well.
That's a good one liner.
Why not both?
Oh YES.
Worse ways to die. Look how she killed Zorin.
I think drinking her would be a poor decision.
That's one way of putting it.
Because it's fucking hilarious.
Damn, never pretty when a vampire snaps.
To be fair, she's trying to process a LOT right now.
... There, there?
He's not wrong.
Giggity.
I don't THINK it is, but I could be wrong.
Toldja.
... Good thing I didn't do that.
It's not dead!
(Can I still play with Seras?)
The YouTube video adder doesn't want to work for me so I added this link
Bring out the fanfares, break out the alcohol and start sacrificing virgins for the fuck-mothering vampire's amusement; Between TFS and you my new year is already a massive improvement on the last!
Hmm, seems this is updating again. Time to put this on my Read Now list.
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You are using the mobile link. Try dropping that "m" in the front. Also worth noting, the abbreviated links the YouTube app keeps giving me don't work either.
Really not sure how to feel about Seras going off the chain, but this is the sort of story where I shouldn't think about it that much. Aside from that, very entertaining way to bring her onto the scene, and perfectly timed to boot. I can't wait to see Scootaloo introduce her new big sister to the other Crusaders (and likely teach them a new vocabulary word in the process.)
Guess Seras is gonna finally pop her Jerry. But then again with Alucard and Luna out on their date they can have plausible deniability but with Scoots recording it, not sure.
It's a matter of perspective really.
im taking tha dam risk!
ITS ALIVE!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Seras , BITE ME!
Since only Virgins of the opposite gender get turned into vampires ....and since I'm still a virgin
It's alive
Bite me seras
7834720 thanks for the info
7834339 what Even is this thing called normal ?
Also it says that seras would be fed the person who only says "it's alive " and nothing else with it meaning that nobody has yet to be eaten.
Well, the next Sister Hooves Social will be interesting. Will Seras and Rainbow compete for the title of Best Big Sister to Scootaloo??? Also, can Jerry and Seras make a catperson/vampire hybrid???? If Tirek comes around, can Seras pull out her BFG and blast his head off for endangering Scootaloo????
Also, given Scootaloo caught her parents in Rule 63 forms... does Luna have a human form she sometimes uses and does Alucard have a pony form???
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Haven't decided on that part.
7837140 Something we don't want
Ah, Seras. I had a teenage crush on her when I first saw the anime. And then I found out that Nowaking does her voice in the Abridged series. And... to my shame have a minor crush on her. So, I have an embarrassing crush on Seras on two accounts... F
me...
It's alive.
Bring it, beeyatch. I've got Saitama on speed dial!
I would gladly let Police Girl feed on me...
IT'S ALIVE!!!
IT'S ALIVE!!!
(Try it Police Girl, I've been alive for centuries, I could kill you with my pinky finger. After all, my name is Michael McDoesn'tExist)
Unlike Aloucard, it seems to have a will to live
i-i-it's n-not dead?..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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the He*
* YES!!!
FU*
*dodges the Police Girl*
Moving on, Jerry is a lot easier to pronounce then Schrödinger.
I excitedly await the Blood soaked sibling bonding times ahead.
I'm just wondering when this take place, I'd love to see the some of the Changling's get their collective asses handed to them by the Scoots and Seras. Treating it like a game of wack a mole or something.
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As stated before, it takes place mid-season three, and ignoring all canon beyond that.
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Ahh right, I'm re-reading this as I go, hmm, but we still get Sister-vampire awesomeness, right?
Hehe, wonder what would happen if Anderson shows up. forgive the script like format.
Scootaloo had been bored, so after convincing her Sister, they started a ritual to summon someone, anyone who could cheer her up. In a flash of light, a tall blond man, landed in front of Scootaloo, getting up and looking around he muttered.
Scoot's: YAY! it worked!
Anderson: Now just what Candy coloured hell is this?
Scoot's: Equestria...
Anderson: and your adorable but, just what the devil are you
Scoot's: Well.. my official name is "Scootaloo the Adorable Muck-Fothering Vampire Princess." well acording to Mom
Anderson: Vampire, Ehh? Welp, guess that means you die. *He holds a blade to her neck*
Scoot's: Yeah... no.. *she bucks him in the head tossing him into a wall*
Anderson: How the hell'd you do that!?
Scoot's: Well... to quote my Dad... "Fu- I mean, Buck you! that's how!," who.. is now standing right behind you. Hi Daddy!
Alucard: Anderson?! Oh my little Dark Angel, you shouldn't have, it's not even my birthday!
Wait, this is a Tats story and I never realized?
spooky
7870846 I can see it
7854598 Oh shit Ken. That's a big thing to hide from your teammates.
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CRAP, I've been found out!
I was never here.
Ok on the real though, Nise no Ken and Nature Fang are two completely difrent OC's of mine. Ken is a Kitsune, as you know Thunder, but Nature is a Vampire, one that has gone by many names over his life, includeing Michael McDoesn'tExist for about a decade. in short, this is not the same one of my charecters as the one I submited to, and was acceptied into, the Mystic Force. Sorry Red Mystic Ranger.
7893234 Nah, I figured. A joke was all it was.
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DAMNE MY OVERLY LITERAL PERSONALITY!
7893351 Damn*
7893394 you know how much I screw up my spelling from Discord, you have no need to correct my spelling when you know I'll likely just misspell the same word in a different way again later. besides I have no clue if that's the American way of spelling the word or not, and if it is do we Canadians spell it differently. So their.
*Edit, I checked and you were wright, Damn is spelled that way. Which makes no sense to me, but what do I know. I struggle to understand one of my country two official languages.
7870672 How often will this be updated?
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At this point, whenever I happen to have an idea for a chapter.
7913035 Damn. This story made me watch it, and I need more!
I just read this entire thing for the first time. My brain hurts so much.