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Danger Beans


I was once an ordinary Lima Bean. One day I got bitten by a radioactive fanfiction writer and my life was changed forever.

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You're a male stripper from the wrong side of the tracks. She's a pony princess from a children's T.V. show. Snuggles ensue.

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...wat. I mean, I enjoyed myself, but wat.

Well. . . it certainly lived up to the random tag, that's for certain; hilarious and nonsensical to the extreme. I enjoyed it.

This male stripper character needs to be in more stories.

Of all the possible punch lines...
Wow.
I LOVE IT!

I'm 12 years old and what is this

uuuuh I have never seen the word snuggle this much in one place in my entire life.

The white alicorn shrugs. “It turns out that I’m so incredibly snuggly, that it overwhelmed their fragile pony bodies. I literally snuggled them to death.”
You think about that for a second. “Damn, that’s pretty snugly.” You finally say.

What the fuck?

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard from just reading the description of a story. :rainbowlaugh:

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What is your real age Regidar?:duck:

I really read this in his voice. Even before finding out his name.

When I saw that ending, first thing I thought of was Channing TatYUM! This is The End.

One of the greats. Up there with Cutie Mark Crusaders Alcoholics and White Box, True Colors. (i can't be bothered to link.)

that ending tho

unless your idea of a pleasant experience involved being tied to a chair and slapped repeatedly with a giant rubber chicken, with J-pop blaring full-blast from every speaker in your home.

...how? How did you know?

That guy has some serious dedication to his work, that's for sure.

There’s a woman in your house.

Da buck?

She smiles, “splendid! Allow me to introduce myself; I am Princess Celestia, ruler of Equestria. I have come to your world in search of snuggles.”

My dream!

There’s a woman in your house.

Nah that's just my wife Alexa! Say hi!
Alexa: HI!

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