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Jade Ring


The purpose of a story is that it's a story. It can be more, but it can never be less.

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It's traditional to trade gifts with those you love on Hearth's Warming.

Spike wants to prove just how much he loves Rarity.

What follows is a twelve night spiral into madness and Hearth's Warming joy!

Cover Art by the always fantastic Swirling Line.

Chapters (12)
Comments ( 28 )

This just made my day...night...whatever 12:30am is!

This was the perfect way to end my night. :raritystarry:

Cannot stop giggling. All of my upvotes for you.

Hilarious!
I remember a short musical special I saw on TV a long time ago where the poor woman lost her mind.

Remember, her true love not only brings a new present each day, but another set of each of the previous day's gifts.

What are you supposed to do with twelve partridges in pear trees?

Wow, I preferred the beginning to the end, though.

Good job!

This got really fucking dark really fucking fast.

3613811 to be fair, it does mention a spiral into madness in the description.

3614346 But I thought it would be Twilight-styled madness.

3614845 That's me; taking expectations and pile-driving them.

Well, this started off rather funny... then got wonderfully zany... then went flat.
I kept thinking there had to be some twist coming (how could Spike [and Fluttershy?] be getting all of this done? And despite his history for getting himself into trouble, there is no way he would have kept this up if he was actually reading these letters), but no, just an after-action report that doesn't even wrap things up.
Maybe I'm just not that into comedy fics after all.
(Or maybe that's just my dark side. I have a feeling I know who's going to die in your main continuity [and as a corollary who's going to get her poor heart cored], I desperately hope I'm wrong, and I'm waiting for the horseshoe to drop. So perhaps this is just what we followers needed.:applejackunsure:)

3615289 I'll admit, there were two ways that last chapter could have gone. The one posted and "Dear Spike, DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMS!"

I wrote this to make me laugh (selfish, I know) but there's a Christmas gift coming my reader's way that's more my usual style.

Also; you think you know who's dying, eh? Pray tell... (Message it)

Good stuff irregardless

I... I don't know what I just read. :pinkiecrazy::rainbowlaugh:

Sweet Celestia's fat flanks, this was hilarious. Even considering that I'm way too easily amused.
This is one of the most bafflingly funny stories I've read in a while.

This story made me think of this song.

A partridge in a pear tree.

Aren't hens usually female?

Wow, poor Rarity, Spike and Sweetie! Spike is a troll that doesn't answer letters, LOL! Wow, that was a violent and mental take on Sparity! XD

That was quite humorous. I rather enjoyed that.

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Would you happen to remember what it’s called? It sounds very interesting.

it's beautiful i love it. really much it's well edited.

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this was amazing XD

The background plot with Sweetie Belle was an unexpected bonus. :raritydespair: This really deserves more upvotes! :pinkiecrazy:

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