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I am an average everyday brony. I like to let my creative juices flow and create things. I'm always striving to improve, so I hope you enjoy my stories.


One thing has been bugging Twilight Sparkle for almost a whole week, and she just can't seem to get it out of her head. What's in that darn box that's so important? Well, she's not about to give up just yet, even though she can't find any clues to where the keys might be. Or even where to start looking. Surely it can't be that hard. And such an important box has to have a reason, right?

Author's Note: Just a short little funny story intended to help me break through my writer's block.

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That reference!




“Fine. You can stay I guess. It’s not like I could make you leave anyway now… Just… Try to be quite, alright? I can’t have any distractions for this.” Twilight stepped back over to where the box was located as Discord sat and watched her.


That was an awesome little pick-me-up during these stressful times.

A fine little piece considering its only purpose, I say. :moustache:

This is a pretty funny story. Reminds me a lot of this one. :rainbowwild:

I do say that I quite thoroughly enjoyed this story.

I swear if it's not Gwen's head... :twilightangry2:

“Besides… Aren’t you supposed to be learning a less or something?”



Patrick comes to mind at the end of this story.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Was not the reference I was expecting... :trixieshiftleft:

Okay, so first I giggled, then I saw the reference...
I'm just about dead, m'kay. This was great. :rainbowlaugh:

Heh heh, good show, Jolly good show. :rainbowlaugh:

Well, if this doesn't put some WD-40 on your brain-gears, you'll...have to write another nifty story like this one. It would be interesting if the box presented something different to other ponies every time that little door was opened. (Hmm...there's an idea..):pinkiehappy:
I'll give this an upvote and you a watch.

I'm still going with knighty's explanation of the box.
filled with dragon dildos, and opening it turns Spike into an alicorn.
not sure if it was the alcohol or the immense amount of insanity-driving power flowing through his veins. I'd venture to say a bit of both. But that works too. shoulda been Discord's porn stash

Must... not... link... dick in a box song...

wow. Amazing story,as always.

After just a few moments of extra pressure, the pinned snapped. One of the pieces ricochet wildly, hitting Twilight square in the eye.

I think it should be pin, and ricocheted. That's all I found. :twilightsmile:

What's in the box?

Who gets the box?

How much is what's in the box worth?

Storage Wars.

Also, dat Spongebob reference :rainbowwild:

Love that idea of what's in the box and how it's actually locked. Sounds like something Discord would do.

Inside the box is...

Another box! Haha! :pinkiecrazy:

Also, love that Spongebob reference. The one above is just my headcanon.

It's "Nightmare Night" party.

although, I must agree with 3593814

Shamefully I didn't get the Spongebob reference until reading the comments, despite being an avid watcher back in the day.
This is my first attempt at the whole "give review, get review" malarkey, but annoyingly, there's really not much to critique here. It's written exceedingly well! Characterization is nigh-on perfect. Perhaps could've done with being a tad longer since this was such a great idea. Would've liked to have seen some Spike in there for example, if only briefly.

Also, is it just me, or is Twilight getting eye injuries becoming a real thing now? Her hoof, the sun glare...now box pieces. :twilightoops:

Every time I look at that title it reminds me of this:

From UHF (its a Weird Al movie)

I actually have a story based off of Dick in the Box :rainbowlaugh:

Good thing the opening under the box opened to a alternate universe of emptiness and for real there was rainbow power and a big crystal tree castle inside.

Maybe if you saw what's inside you'd know why it has to be secret. Inside this box is the most secretly secret of all of secretdom and I am its sole witness! Nobody must know! Not even... Squidward's house.

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