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Appledashery - Just Essay



Rainbow Dash lives an exciting life and is swiftly becoming the most daring, awesome pegasus in all of Equestria. She would gladly give it all up, though, just to confess her love to Applejack.

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What Remains of the Day

"And then I dreamt that I was being given a sponge bath by angels," cooed Caramel in his bedrobe.

"Yes. Uh huh. Hold on a second, darling." Bon Bon twirled atop the kitchen counter stool she was sitting on. "Say, Lyra!" She held an unfolded map in her grasp. "What do you think we should try out in Upper Las Pegasus first? Ripley's Believe It or Neigh or go straight to the casinos?!"

"Mrfffnngh..." A mint green slab of meat limped from the bedroom to the bathroom, clutching her head. "Not. Another. Word." She blinked so hard that the ponies in the kitchen could hear the clap of her eyelids. "Murder."

"Because I figured we could get a museum or two out of the way first!" Bon Bon said, humming pleasantly as she turned the map around. "Then save the best for last, y'know? But if we spent all day at the casinoā€”"

"Murderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..." And Lyra slammed the bathroom door shut.

Rainbow Dash sat in a chair, munch-munch-munching on toast and jam. She found the opportunity to speak: "Aren't casinos the best to go to at night? Cuz all the lights are flickering and flashing n'stuff?"

"Yes, but I figured the traffic would be more agreeable before nightfall." Bon Bon made a face, turning the map over again. "Mmmmmmmmmm... then again, all of the best shows begin at night."

Rainbow squinted. "What kind of shows are we talking about?"

"Erm... we'll h-have to consult Lyra on that topic. Where's Vinyl?"

"Napping. Why?"

"Could you wake her up, Rainbow? I bet her input here would be priceless."

"That... may not be a good idea. Eheh..."

"Why not?"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaugh!" Lyra's voice hollered from the bathroom. "Luna's balls that shit is cold!"

"Never mind." Bon Bon smiled with a blush. "I'll just wait for Lyra's suggestions. Sounds like she's gonna be realllllllly sober in a moment."

"Say, uhm..." Caramel smiled, brushing back his soft bangs. "Do you suppose we'll find some time to stop by the Magicolt Kingdom? I've always wanted to have my picture taken by the castle."

"That's in Fillyda, Caramel," Rainbow droned. "We're in Neighvada right now."

"Oh..." Caramel's ears folded. "Funny. I guess I got Las Pegasus and Orlandoats mixed up for a second there."

"An easy mistake to make," Rainbow Dash said, finishing her toast and jam with a smirk. "Mrmmmff... culture? What culture?"

"Well, we could always check out the Frank Sinatrots exhibit!" Bon Bon said with a grin.

Caramel and Rainbow collectively glared at her.

"Ahem. Right." Bon Bon folded the map up. "Casinos and strip clubs it is."

"Hey!" Caramel grinned. "See if they have a nightclub where the ponies wear bordello dresses!"

"Caramel, honey, the point of a strip joint is for the ponies to take off the clothes."

"Awwwwwww..." Caramel pouted. "That's lame."

"Heeheehee..."

"I swear to Celestia! It's like the ocean's filling my womb with flavor ice! Yaaaaugh!"

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