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Appledashery - Just Essay



Rainbow Dash lives an exciting life and is swiftly becoming the most daring, awesome pegasus in all of Equestria. She would gladly give it all up, though, just to confess her love to Applejack.

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Booth'd

"Sweet Celestia!" Lyra wheezed.

Across the booth from her, Bon Bon and Caramel jolted. "What is it?" Caramel stammered.

Lyra's amber eyes traveled up and down the contents of an unfolded menu in her hooves. "The prices of these entrees are larger than a buffalo's—"

"Lyra," Bon Bon grumbled.

The unicorn looked across the table. "What? I was going to say 'headdress.'"

"Whew..." Bon Bon smiled as she looked at her own menu. "For a second there, I thought you had lost all common decency."

"These dessert prices, however..." Lyra smirked. "Run deeper than a few whale penises I've read about in my day."

"Eughhh..." Bon Bon covered her face with the menu. "I swear. Why do I bother taking you anywhere."

"Pffft. Relax, B-Squared," Lyra droned, flipping the menu around. "This is Las Pegasus. I'm sure far worse things have been spoken aloud here every day over the last few decades."

"Yeah, isn't this the town where Barnette and Clydesdale were killed?" Caramel remarked.

"Don't believe everything you've seen in the movies, girl."

"Even still..." Caramel shrugged. "...I know all about the pony mafia stories."

"Pony mafia hail mostly from Manehattan," Rainbow Dash muttered.

"You sure about that?"

Rainbow nodded. "Pretty sure."

"You stopped looking at the menu, Rainbow," Bon Bon remarked. "Did you choose something that quickly?"

"Lyra's right about one thing. These prices are freaky high." Rainbow looked over her shoulder at the far end of the bustling, high-class restaurant. "Couldn't we have just gone to an IBOP? There was one down the street; I swear it."

"International Barn of Pancakes?" Bon Bon's muzzle scrunched. "Ew... the only thing I want dancing at Vinyl's session later tonight is my hooves, not my stomach." She pointed at the menu. "Don't worry about the prices. This is supposed to be an experience. Besides, it's my treat."

"Oye." Lyra blinked. "You crazy, girl? I thought Rainbow here was the suicidal one."

"Hardy har..."

"I've been saving up for a lavish vacation for a long time now," Bon Bon said with a smile. "Order up. It's okay. I've got this."

"Well, in that case..." Lyra licked her lips, eyeing the menu again. "I think I just might try my hoof at some Stirropean Asparagus."

"As if you couldn't get any greener," Caramel said with a giggle.

"You sure about this, Bon Bon?" Rainbow Dash asked. "Losing money doesn't... exactly sound like an ideal vacation."

"It's either food or gambling." Bon Bon winked. "Here, there are less tears involved. Hehe... besides... I don't mind treating my friends. It's a real joy."

"What about Vinyl? You going to treat her later?"

"Hmmmmm..." Bon Bon smiled coyly. "I should have enough bits to hire a stripogram."

"Pfffft!" Caramel spat.

"What, are you stupid?" Lyra raised an eyebrow. "The damn mare's asexual."

"So what? We'll put a turntable in bikini briefs and spin it around."

"Hah!" Lyra smirked as she re-gripped the menu. "I'm liking what this town is doing to you already."

"You'll like me even better after midnight."

"Okay, folks..." Rainbow turned her menu around. "Where on this thing are the cold beverages?"

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