Appledashery

by Just Essay

The Apple Bloom Express

Rainbow ascended, flying swiftly out of the crater and leaving the dragon family members far behind.

In the extreme distance, the dark body of the castle loomed, hiding within the shadow of the mountainous barrier. Draconian bodies swarmed the air, forming a hazy cloud before thinning... spreading apart from one horizon to the next.

"Looks like Aatxe's Momma is gonna have her claws full," Lancie said.

"Yeah, well, not with us." Rainbow smirked devilishly. "This whole place can kiss my tail for all I care."

"Now that's the attitude of a champion."

"Uh huh. Sure." Rainbow flapped her wings, hovering in place with the shards collected in her forelimbs. "Care to ignite the Apple Bloom express?"

"Thought you'd never ask." Clearing his throat, Lancie mounted her shoulder and reached a stone talon down. "Just think some happy thoughts while I—"

Schliiiink!

Rainbow's body jerked in place. Her wings drooped.

Lancie blinked. "... ... ...Sparky?" He looked at her.

Rainbow's glazed eyes stared a thousand miles ahead.

"...?" Lancie looked down. His granite muzzle hung open.

A bloody scimitar had embedded out through Rainbow's fuzzy blue chest. SCHNNK! It retracted, leaving a gaping, bleeding hole.

A razor sharp beak leaned in from behind, hissing: "Gotcha... soft hooves..."

A pair of talons released Rainbow's flank.

And...

She dropped every shard, tilted back—

"Sparky—!" Lancie wheezed.

Rainbow fell like a rock.

Comments

[RoboRed]

......

FUCK

[Lightning Bearer]

[unknownbore]

inb4 lancie saves

[MidnightReflection]

HUZZAH! LANCIE HAS ALL THE SHARDS, SO HE CAN RESTORE RAINBOW AND- Ah, fuck. Then what about Apple Bloom? Buck it, at full power, he can easily snap his... talons? Fingers? Whatever the fuck kind of digits he uses when he snaps them.

[Khao]

No.

This chapter is bad.

Boo.

[Phoenix Kitten]

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[Mister Saxon]

http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com

[zaponator]

Whoa... that was unexpected, and honestly not the sort of thing I expected this story to pull.

[WhitewolfStormrunner]

Oh, you did not just kill Rainbow in her moment of triumph!!!

JE, you, my friend, are in for a world of mega-hurts if she doesn't come out of this somehow!!!

[Staxon Braxon]

That about sums it up.

I wonder if Rainbow's spaghetti-legs will be fixed if Lancie revives her? Eh, maybe not. Doesn't strike me as all that Skirtsy, on second thought.

[Mister Saxon]

I expected something bad. I expected a lot of things. But this?

I mean, we know it ends in cuddling, but still...

[Gammahoof]

Woah woah woah what thefuck.

[destinedjagold]

...well then... it's a good thing there's another chapter waiting for us.

[Leftover of Saikano]

Things just can't go well.

[Shipmun]

Wait... is it the Apple Bloom Express because AB is already dead...?

plsno

[Hestia]

What. What. What?!?!?!

Now wait just a minute! Hold the phone, there!!!! WHAT?!?!

. . . I swear, I leave for ONE day!!!

[Autumn Rush]

This is where I'm glad I decided to wait out chapters for awhile because the tension of having to wait for the next one would've killed me at this point.

[Samurai-Demoman]

This Chapter In a Nutsh-

What, how, when.. why? The fuck? awufergthy.

[BabySkittleMonster]

... *Drops dead from shock*

[LucyHorseThing]

...I'm gonna need more Fritos...ASAP...

[Macky]

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[Dash32]

RRRRRRRRAAAAGGGGH!!!! ROMULUS!!! I'LL KILL YOU YOU HEAR ME?! I'LL KILL YOU SONOFABITCH I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!! MOTHERBUCKER!!!!!

Ahem......continue.

[DrEggnog]

And just when things are looking their silliest and brightest, a fuzzy little blue pony is stabbed in the chest.

I feel like this story could go on forever.

[arancaytar]

Godfuckingdammit ShellRomulus

Well, better quickly take off her amulet and let the chaos regeneration kick i--- shit.

[bronyheat]

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