Appledashery

by Just Essay

Appledashery

We are all alive, of course.

Well, at least I'm pretty sure I'm alive. If any of you are getting warm fuzzies from time to time, then perhaps you are as well.

So, it stands to reason that the world did not collapse into a chaotic vortex of apocalyptic doomsauce. Long story short—without ruining the long story in a short manner—nothing happened to the fate of Equestria that could be blamed on the hooves of Rainbow Dash. And I certainly don't remember when a giant serpentine statue ever laid waste to any important maretropolises.

Now, then, what about Rainbow Dash's fate, you ask? Did she put herself in danger? Yes. Did she do a lot of unnecessary heroics against all odds? Yupperooni. Did she go flank-over-elbow to accomplish the littlest of things when she would likely have been better off having shared her deepest problems with her friends? Undoubtedly.

But you're not here to listen to a boring story, are you? After all, Rainbow Dash never did anything that wasn't worth sweating, stunt-pulling, and exploding random stuff over.

My only regret is that I wasn't there with her for most of it. Perhaps, in a way, that's something all of us share in common. Along with being alive, of course.

But were any of us ever as alive as Rainbow Dash?

Please. Don't make me vomit in the middle of telling a story...

Comments

[cvvvrt]

Yupperooni? Is this narrated by the Pie?

[zaponator]

Eulogy-er and eulogy-er.

[Novi]

I dunno why, but I really get the feeling that Scootaloo is the narrator. Or Pinkie.
Only time will tell..

[Sarda]

4306202 Already confirmed somewhere around the previous interlude, when Scoots was speaking in the first person during one of the regular chapters.

[YoshiFawful64]

"Apocalyptic doomsauce" is a great expression.

[Future Regret]

Eulogy...? Or what?

[DrEggnog]

I didn't like part 7 as much as parts 3 through 6. The more surreal, world ending plot isn't as much my thing here. But it's still not bad, and I really liked the scene between Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash.

[DeathFox4]

6095819

Welp, I don't think this is a eulogy. She, scoots, did promise cuddles.

But come'on, you'ld think it wouldn't take 646 chapters and going.

#epicbreezyTwily

[Metal Aura]

Has the idea that the narrator changes for each section been brought up yet?

[arancaytar]

Yupperooni

Wait, did I miss a volume between Yaerfaerda and Ynanhluutr?