• Member Since 18th Nov, 2011
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Doing it wrong everyday.


The single stupidest thing you will ever read, a story that manages to take every single reference it can and suck the life out of them like a starved bat-pony.

Includes cameos from Winter Twister (creator of Purple/Blue Skies), Waffles of TheWaffler, Jolttix, as well as a brief usage of Skyward Flame, attributed to Wayofthepen... And some others. If you take any of this seriously in any respect, I pity you. I know I didn't.

Strong language is used, so if you have any aversion to words like "Fuck" or "Shit", you have been officially warned. Also, this was released before the ban on "circle jerk" fics, so please don't taze me.

Chapters (4)
Comments ( 34 )

I...like it.

I guess.

I don't know anything anymore.

310336 I think your name sums it up pretty well.

Fuck you! I have moon rocks!

310328Your mind melted, and is now full of eels.

*read first few comments*
Confusing? Shall read! And understand!

... ok.... bye bye moon...

a typewriter-moon-rock-bomb.....

310336You tried to take it seriously, now your mind has melted too.

You'd need to cut the rocks into the right sizes in order to even get started on the rocket....Why are you eying my wings?



You spelled my name wrong. :twilightangry2:

"Did I go insane reading this? "
*Glancing at my forearms seeing hooves.*
"Nope, I guess not..."
*Glance's out the window seeing Luna with a slasher smile*
"... Oh Pony"
*And thus the madness was doubled.*

Anyway that was a fun chapter, I really enjoyed it. Space core at the end was fun, I look forward to possibly seeing more cores, maybe have the Ponies find the Moon is inhabited by a race of Space Ponies XD. Let the humour and madness continue.

361662Bat ponies? Perhaps.... perhaps...:pinkiecrazy:

361689 I see we're thinking along the same wavelengths :pinkiecrazy::derpytongue2:


You still spelled my name wrong.... I will break the 4th wall to tell you. if you do it agin. :flutterrage:

Thank you for your contributions:pinkiehappy:



Way to break the site. We commend you. :trixieshiftright:

Way to.... ah fuck you! I have moonrocks!

OH LUNA I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Even though I only had a few minutes with him, I adored them... Until he decided to insult me about my parents. (Wheatly insulting parents on Skyward = U die. Just shayin)

I don't think that i should be silenced.

Ow. What was that for Luna....

aww crap. Fine. But beware Super. Beware! :flutterrage:

381198This will end badly, somehow.


Jottix opens WORD and starts working on a story called "The excellent adventures of Super Duper and Jolttix Strings." :pinkiehappy:


You, kinda get me super.... It's scary...

I totally understand the sort of mood that would compel a person to write this story. I know the feeling all too well, though I haven't actually published a story quite like this yet...
*recalls flashback of high school years in mind*
No, Metamorphosis Rex was crazy in a different sort of way.
"Like this?":pinkiecrazy:
Yes Pinkie, I mean Pinkamena, I mean... erp?

Anyways, I'll read it because I prefer my brains scrambled to fried.
"How about brains bennedict?" :pinkiecrazy:
Yes, that too. You scare me though. :twilightoops:

Anyways, I couldn't help but notice one grammar error somewhere in there. I'll find it again once the "Bad Gateway" stuff stops derping around. Until then, let them all eat cake! (honestly, cake always helps) :trollestia:

Found it! :pinkiehappy:

"mostly from embarrassment then anything else" <-- chapter 1
Than, my friend. Than.

It's a weird word when you say it alone like that. Than.
Anyways, here I am proving two things:
1. I wasn't just saying that so you'd spend the next 300 years or so searching for an error that didn't even exist.
2. I pay too much attention to... well.. stuff.
I'm not OCD, and I don't have OCD either (the pile of blankets sitting on my pool table for the last week proves it). I'm just... well... I don't even know what I am really. Some say crazy, but that's pretty vague. I've considered bipolar, but that doesn't really fit either. Maybe someday science will figure it out.
Ok, I'll stop talking (typing) so you can get on with your crazy story now.

923246 You my friend, have made my day. I laughed, not making fun of you or anything... just...


Anyway, I appreciate the feedback. It makes me sad that I can't continue this story since I'm afraid if I draw any attention to it, it'll be removed for "Possible Circle-jerking"

I don't know why, but this is hilarious.

"What's your favorite thing about space? Mine is space."
"Space going to space can't wait."
"Space. Trial. Puttin' the system on trial. In space. Space system. On trial. Guilty. Of being in space! Going to space jail!"
"Dad! I'm in space! [low-pitched 'space' voice] I'm proud of you, son. [normal voice] Dad, are you space? [low-pitched 'space' voice] Yes. Now we are a family again."
"Space space wanna go to space yes please space. Space space. Go to space."
"Space space wanna go to space"
"Space space going to space oh boy"
"Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space! Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba!"
"Oh. Play cool. Play cool. Here come the space cops. Here come the space cops."
"Help me, space cops. Space cops, help."
"Going to space going there can't wait gotta go. Space. Going."
"Better buy a telescope. Wanna see me. Buy a telescope. Gonna be in space."
"Space. Space."
"I'm going to space."
"Oh boy."
"Yeah yeah yeah okay okay."
"Space. Space. Gonna go to space."
"Space. Space. Go to space."
"Yes. Please. Space."
"Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space!"
"Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space!"
"Gonna be in space."
"Ohhhh, space."
"Wanna go to space. Space."
"Let's go - let's go to space. Let's go to space."
"I love space. Love space."
"Atmosphere. Black holes. Astronauts. Nebulas. Jupiter. The Big Dipper."
"Orbit. Space orbit. In my spacesuit."
"Ohhh, the Sun. I'm gonna meet the Sun. Oh no! What'll I say? 'Hi! Hi, Sun!' Oh, boy!"
"Look, an eclipse! No. Don't look."
"Come here, space. I have a secret for you. No, come closer."
"Space space wanna go to space"
"Wanna go to -- wanna go to space"
"Space wanna go wanna go to space wanna go to space"
"I'm going to space."
"Hey hey hey hey hey!"
"Hey lady."
"Gotta go to space. Lady. Lady."
"Oo. Oo. Oo. Lady. Oo. Lady. Oo. Let's go to space."
"Oh I know! I know I know I know I know I know - let's go to space!"
"Oooh! Ooh! Hi hi hi hi hi. Where we going? Where we going? Hey. Lady. Where we going? Where we going? Let's go to space!"
"Lady. I love space. I know! Spell it! S P... AACE. Space. Space."
"I love space."
"Hey lady. Lady. I'm the best. I'm the best at space."
"Oh oh oh oh. Wait wait. Wait I know. I know. I know wait. Space."
"Wait wait wait wait. I know I know I know. Lady wait. Wait. I know. Wait. Space."
"Gotta go to space."
"Gonna be in space."
"Oh oh oh ohohohoh oh. Gotta go to space."
"Space. Space. Space. Space. Comets. Stars. Galaxies. Orion."
"Are we in space yet? What's the hold-up? Gotta go to space. Gotta go to SPACE."
"Going to space."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going. Going to space."
"Love space. Need to go to space."
"Space space space. Going. Going there. Okay. I love you, space."
"So much space. Need to see it all."
"You are the farthest ever in space. Why me, space? Because you are the best. I'm the best at space? Yes."
"Space Court. For people in space. Judge space sun presiding. Bam. Guilty. Of being in space. I'm in space."
"Please go to space."
"Wanna go to space."
"(excited gasps)"
"Gotta go to space. Yeah. Gotta go to space."
"Hmmm. Hmmmmmm. Hmm. Hmmmmm. Space!"
"Hey lady."
"Hey lady. Lady."
"Ohmygodohmygodohmygod! I'm in space!"
"Space? SPACE!"
"I'm in space."
"I'm in space."
"Where am I? Guess. Guess guess guess. I'm in space."
"There's a star. There's another one. Star. Star star star. Star."
"Getting bored of space."
"Bam! Bam bam bam! Take that, space."
"Are we in space?"
"We are?"
"Oh oh oh. This is space! I'm in space!"
"We made it we made it we made it. Space!"
"Wanna go to earth."
"Wanna go to earth wanna go to earth wanna go to earth wanna go to earth. Wanna go to earth."
"Wanna go home."
"Wanna go home wanna go home wanna go home wanna go home."
"Earth earth earth."
"Don't like space. Don't like space."
"It's too big. Too big. Wanna go home. Wanna go to earth."

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