Well... I honestly can't believe that this happened... and after living in that jungle for 12 years after waking up on that beach... And now I'm in a tree... with windows... and a tribal women. Well first impressions are the key here. Too bad for my self that I spat blood in the rainbow haired one's face... What's that? You want me to tell you what happened in those 12 years? Well too bad! It's my story and I will tell it how ever I damn well please. Maybe later I will tell you, but for now it will progress from my first hours, to 12 years later. Ok, I'll give you a quick recap of the first 4 years.
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Rated: Teen for gore and violence and some suggestive themes, oh and language
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this is a very good story so far and i can't wait to read the next chapter of this story.
Air Assassination? Leaping through the trees? The main character is named Connor? No crossover tag? Either this is a bad power fantasy, or a thinly disguised Assassin's Creed meets MLP fanfic. Also you need an editor, there are typo's all over the place.
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I'm sort of making references, but connor is just a name he thought of, not is true one. He forgot his name long ago, 12 years alone will do that to you. And plus how else could I describe how he killed the Manticore? By saying air assassination people would know what he did. And if you want to go through it and check for typo's feel free to and pm me where they are.
3550596 That is why in case of being stranded,Have vital information carved onto something,Be it a cave wall or dog/cog tags
Actually......Yeah,The dude was almost word for word being the ACIII protag,All the way down to using a hatchet and knife (Connor uses a Tomahawk and knife as his "Canon" weapons quite often)
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Well, I was playing ACIII before I wrote the story, so I might have possibly taken some inspiration from it. Buuut no its not ACIII's Connor. Also I might have been dared by a good friend to see how far I can push the references without being told I need to add a crossover tag
3552169 Well then,Give the fucker the Tatau from Far Cry 3
Why is it everyone depicts lyra as batshit insane and also just thinking that kidnapping is the best idea?....I mean really,Chances are she'd understand that she could just ask
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because bat shit insane is funnier
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Because, Kidnapping is basically surprise adoption
3712501 Suprise adoption of someone who both has parents,And is a legal adult?
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I never said what happened to his parents. If he had any at all. For all you know, he could have been born in a test tube. Or magic. Im not going to give away ANYTHING! But guess what you want.
3712552 I was just going based on the fact that nomatter what,A person genetically has parents,And chances are he had some form of parential figure in his life at some point.....I was just going with the odds
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I don't blame you. I would probably go with the odds myself if I was reading this.
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but isnt he like an adult? doesnt that not apply in this scenario?
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I would like to refer to example #1, Discord. Since Discord is a manifestation of chaos, he has no parents, and no genetically related people/creatures, he effectively has no biological parents.
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Wow nice wall of text
But if what your saying is true, wouldn't discords parents be pretty Stoned right now?
Also if that is true, what about Cerberus? A monster. One of a Kind. how do you explain that? And explain God while your at it. Your answers fascinate me. And if you use the same response, Fluttershy will cry. And Pinkie Pie will shoot Scootaloo, through and through. Her words not mine.
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yay.... I WIN!
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Yes I do, its called Molestia. Oh and Have fun, for she is right be hind you. Reaching for your pants at this very moment. Boy am I glad I'm not you, especially since she is in heat. BYE!
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OK, Try this on for a size.
Everything I say is a lie.
New mission: Refuse this mission.
Does a set of all sets contain it self?
Beat that. And get you hand out of your pants! For Pete's sake! Children are in the room!
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Pinkie Pie.
That is all that must be said.
LYRA YOU WHORE!
awesome just awesome
More chapters
well so far its not the worst story I have read I fined my self wanting to see what happens but first sleep calls
...um can I go back to the rainbow pony lady that just want to hurt me please?
(I think I'd be safer)
Wait they were following him!