To Equestria
Chapter 4: A Pain in the Head
The princess herself was doing the interrogation. The humble, kind, thoughtful, princess was the one who was the cold heartless voice.
“YOU!?!, you were the one behind the mic,” said Michael in the most befuddled face ever.
“Yes, humans in Equestria is not the best of circumstances. I have to know that they will cause no trouble,” she said with a blank face. “I have done this many times before; you are not the first of your kind to be here. We do not know what happens to send you here,” she continued to explain. “Is your friend OK,” she said motioning to where Ryan was.
“I don’t know, you said you done this many times before. Does this usually happen?” Ray said Ray said in a slightly concern face. He was more concern with Geoff and Jack who were trying to pinch themselves awake, and Gavin who was about to shit himself because even though he didn’t watch the show he knew he was sitting before a god who could raise the fucking sun and moon.
“No, some of them came here with scars and some dead from trauma. They were usually soaking wet and looked like they were in a ship wreck,” she said dumbfounded. She walked over to Ryan and her horn lit up. A magical aura surrounded Ryan. “As far as I can tell, he just has a concussion; a minor one thankfully.”
“So how long will it be before he wakes up,” Ray asked hoping that his friend would not be out too long.
“I do not know, it is a minor one so I hope he will wake up later today. For now till your friend wakes up, you will stay in a cell,” she said in firm voice.
“A CELL!!!?!!?!! WHY A FUCKING CELL; WE HAVE NOT DONE ANYTHING BUT GET TELPORTED HERE TO THIS LOVELY PLACE,” Michael screamed out. It was true that he was excited to be in the place him and Ray and many more had dream of going ever since they watch the show but he did not want to go there just to sit in a fucking cell.
“Well, all of you will be put in a holding cell until your friend wakes up. Plus with that language you may just stay there,” she said with a look of disgust.
“Well fuc-,” Michael started to say but stopped when Celestia gave him a sharp gaze. Michael sighed and said “can you at least untie us,” taking control of his anger.
After untieing the six of them, Celestia showed them to their cell. It was hard to get the rest of them besides Ray and Michael. Geoff and Jack still thought they were in a dream, Gavin was scared shitless, and Ryan well wasn’t it obvious. To all of their surprise the “holding cell” was actually a 5 star hotel room.
“This is not a holding cell, this is a 5 star hotel. Now I know I’m dreaming,” said Geoff with his mouth hung wide open.
“Well in Equestria, we don’t really have crime so when one is committed it will take awhile to get a court together,” she said in a concern voice, “I do know a lot about your culture from the many humans who came before you.” Celestia hated when they had to put ponies, well humans in this case, in holding cell. Celestia felt a tap on her flank and look to see a petrified Gavin.
“Um Princess,” Gavin started in a shaky voice, “what will happen when Ryan wakes up.” Gavin was terrified about what would happen. The reason was that he was scared that he may never get to play video games again, plus he was scarred that he would make the princess mad and she would sun-blaze punch him into the sun.
“Well, my student and her friends will come and take you to a place where the last humans were sent to wait till we could send them back,” she said in a gentle kind voice seeing that Gavin was scared.
“YOU MEAN WE WILL BEABLE TO BE SENT BACK,” Gavin yelled with a smile that was about to rip his face in half.
“Well, no, the groups of humans before you never did make it back. They all died out and some,” she said with a tear coming to her eye, “some were hanged. Humans are the only species here to ever get the death penalty,” she said in a voice as soft as angels.
“So, we can’t go back,” Ray cutted in on the conversation.
“for as right now, but things can always change,” She said while a gentle smile appeared on her face.
At that very moment, a voice like Jack said, “What happened,” but Jack mouth never opened. The six of them including Celestia looked at Ryan who was now rubbing his head and wondering what just happened.
Team Same Voice, up to no good!
3647646 dont for get about team go fuck yourself
This is possibly the best idea for a story ever...of all time.
3656883 why thank you
3656930 Seriously this is good a little gramatical errors here and there but easily overlooked, this is gonna be great, can't wait for the mane six to show and meet the AH guys. Ohhhhh the pure unadulterated INSANITY that will occur
3656939 I'm sorry to say but chapter 5 will not be complete till after Christmas
3656958 Hey thats cool thats what? A week? I can wait. Go spend time with ya family get presents eat food and all that jazz, enjoy yourself. The internets will be here when ya get back.
3656961 well thank you and is your profile pic a ghost.
3656967 Your welcome, And no it's Corvo Attano from Dishonored.
A sorta Bioshock-y stealth game.
3656974 I played Dishonored but i had to trade it in to get GTA 5. He looked like a ghost with his mask.
3656983 Yeah he does doesn't he, I just found that pic on deviant art and it was just like speaking to my soul! It was all like " Yo Kaleb I am an awesome picture you should make me your avatar for everything ever!" And I was all like "OK!"
3656991 haha
3657011 So many ponies laughing in one comment
It's just like... Theres so many, they are impossible to hold So many rainbow dashes....
3657037 So do you want anything specific to happen in the story
3657064 Oh god the possibilities!
Hmm Micoo teaches Fluttershy how to be assertive with the POWER OF RAGE QUIT!
Geoff and Applejack drinking contest!
Rarity being smitten with Gavin's accent and Gavin as a result making her speak like him( including his made up words!)
Ray and pinkie sing and have a party or something( Perhaps during which they Blaze too hard?)
And Jack hangs comes across Rarity who tries to tame his Beard( Ha that beard? It cant possibly be tamed!)
And finally Twilight and Ryan do....Smart people things or something
3657093 well I could do that in another story. That would be fun, but I have something very special in store for the six, for there bounds are broken.
3657161Ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
So mysterious
Al most as mysterious as whats inside a Mystery flavored Dum Dum Lollipop!
What is Inside!? Nobody knows
3657181 Trust me everpony will love what is instore.
3657195 I patiently Await
3657202 Hey what would you say if pewdiepie was teleported into equestria.
3657213 Oh God I could literally give you a stories worth of ideas!
3657221 Well that will be my 3rd story.
3657224 YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS