Legends tell of a group of heroes, who fought the numerous forces of evil wherever they reared their ugly heads. It was foretold that, one day, they would return to finally rid the world of evil.
These legends were also completely made up, so instead we have these guys.
Starring:
·William "BJ" Blazkowicz as himself (From Wolfenstein)
·Marine as DoomGuy (From DooM)
·Duke Nukem as himself (From Duke Nukem)
·Cyber as Mjolnir Recon Number 34 (from Marathon)
·Ranger as himself (from Quake)
·Parias as himself (from Hexen)
·Corvus as himself (from Heretic)
·Chex as Chexguy (from ChexQuest)
This is a collaboration between myself, RoyalUnicornJohn1994, Perception Filter, and Lord General Kelly.
Based very heavily on the Samsara Doom mod (demonstration here), which you can also pick up for yourself here (it's a mod, so of course it's free!).
The only defense against these monsters is a low wall they can't walk/run over.
Crossover with shooters from the 90's GO! God, the nostalgia...
Though, point of errata: Parias doesn't have a hammer. His melee weapon is a mace.
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Remember?
3529112 You're twisted and cruel, you know that, right?
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In the mod, he can use a hammer as a rocket launcher equivalent.
He throws it in the mod, but eeeeeh.
Chexguy is finally in a crossover? The obscureness, it is Glorious, it is awe taken corporeal form! Good sir, you must feature Chexguy more!
Wolfenstein?
Doom?
Duke Nukem?
Marathon?
Quake?
Hexen?
Heretic?
Chex Quest?
All in one crossover?
You, sir, are a motherf*cking genius
Awesome!
Hijinkes ensue? More like shitstorm for equestria.
Dude!!!!!!!
Tell BJ comes from 2009 wolfenstein and he gots the black sun's super powers and the Nazi black sun energy Wunderwaffen weapons!! PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
More of this shit.
Now.
3532408 No were using the classics only
3534783 Sabban shut the fuck up before i stomp you on steam
Burn.
3555160 We are glad you enjoyed it
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Duke Nukem Forever BURN! That sums it up...
AAAAAAAWWW SNAP.
Happy 20th Birthday Doomguy!
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Cool :D
And the Antagonists begin to Shooow.
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lol (hey that rhymed)
..I really hope it is 90's Nukem.
Damn it! So many games that would have fit in here! Rise of the Triad, and Shadow Warrior to name a few.
In addition... Please for the love of god update this!
Oh man is this the crazy Doomguy from the doom comic? Him screaming about guts like a madman would make my day.
Parias and Corvus
Marine
Chex
Duke Nukem
Ranger
Cyber
William "BJ" Blazkowicz
Correct, right? BTW nice chapter.
And nice job with the references.
Still enjoying this, want mooore.
Oh yeah that's right. Marine is BJ's great great great great great grandson. After touching the Spear of Destiny in Wolfenstine 3D BJ it's transported to hell where he defeats the Angel of Death. Upon defeat the angel vows to kill his descendants later on, cue Doom.
3956507 someone else who knows
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Oh, crap! I didn't knew that! So, some of those stories are REALLY connected?
3529112 um cacodeamons can fly
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Only Wolfenstein and Doom, and even then it's the same universe, at most, just a few hundred years apart.
Also Heretic and Hexen, but they were like direct sequels, anyway.
I don't think they should call themselves "The Humans", since Corvus is a Sidhe.
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Hell, is Chex human?
HELL YA! THIS IS GONNA BE AWSOME!!!!!!!!
BURN THE SIZE OF THE MOON!
MORE LOLS! that's all I can say.
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3959818 BJ is also related to Commander Keen. Just a bit of trivia. Also... UPDATE PLEASE!!!
That chainsaw through the dragons neck is a "RULES OF NATURE!" moment.
And this is why I love this story, great mix of bad assery and comedy.
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I remember getting so pissed at that... Then I remembered that in the version I was playing, you could jump.
Yes.
Ah I remember Chexman! I once spent three hours using his friggen spoon of doom to zorch green slimeballs....At the end of the day I figured out where all his weapons where! This before I could indulge the internet and find them...zorch! glowing spoon of doom!
Chexman and BJ playing straight man to rest of those loons...tis glorious!
no matter what i do, i always end up on one of your stories
MOAR!
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When is the next part?
I just realized
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really, THIS GUY OF ALL THE OTHER BADASSES