• Member Since 13th Nov, 2013
  • offline last seen Sep 2nd, 2020

Bastinator


My stories are converted from greentext, so take that into account. Also all my characters name's are Anon. It's an /mlp/ thing.

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A human takes a walk, only to end up in Equestria. His life is changed forever when an encounter with a frozen Discord gives him some powers.

This is my first story from a while back so it probably hasn't aged well.

Chapters (11)
Comments ( 65 )

not bad, I liked it, I really would like to see where you lead this story from here. anyways good work and btw you got your self a like, a fav and a follow!

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Thanks, but just FYI this story is already technically finished. I have a number of stories completed that I'll be posting on here, but since they're greentext, I'm going to convert it to prose when I can.

3489003 alrighty then keep me posted when you post your finished story here, cant wait to take a look at it

You good sir have foul language!...................but I DO TO fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck! Also great story bro.

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Done converting and posting all of them. I'll let you know, it takes a sharp turn at Chapter 4 and keeps going down a darker path, that's where the Gore tag comes in. Just some heads-up, none of my stories stay happy for long.

.....You know....I still think he could have just summoned a gun......Sword or not,A Remington New Model Army is better while not being TOO Overkill

BASTINATORRRRR

Why is no one commenting this story is so awesome :rainbowkiss:

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Glad to see you're enjoying it.

I can finally resume reading hero anon. for the win! yeah! This ending was a little unexpected though. like mindfuck his personality unexpected. :pinkiehappy:

WUTEN TEH SPAGHETTI MONSTA

Leather jacket. Wait.... XD

3499186 Agreed... Dude just sorta snapped:pinkiecrazy:

Celestia was acting very...Luna-ish there at the end. the whole 'angry mind rape without a chance to explain' seems more like Luna.

man this Celestia can go sit N' spin on something long hard and sandpapery.

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well they did attack first...

....No....Uh-uh...Nada...FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER? FOR REALSY?:twilightangry2:

Which one is real ending!? I'm confused!!

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Phew, alright. The Evil End is technically the canon ending, as it leads to Hero Anon and Dead Anon. However, if you read The Anons of Equestria, that Anonymous uses the Good End instead. I know how confusing it can get.

My mind is so full of fuck right now!:pinkiecrazy:
Great story!:rainbowlaugh:

ENCHANTMENT! Fuck that game was amazing. Getting inquisition!

Oh dark souls, jesus you were easy.

Great. Another ball-less and spineless human, piss off with that crap.

5383707 i agree, as soon as i woke up in a containment area i would have been screaming profanity and yelling threats of the death variety at any living creature near me. Example: If I am not released I will tear out your heart and force feed it to the pony closest to you, then I'll rip off your limbs and beat you to death with them, and I'll finish by chopping you up and feeding you to your closest relatives! just not necessarily in that order and with much more profanity

OMG A CARDBOARD BOX WE GONNA GO METAL GEAR SOLID UP IN HERE WOOHOO SOLID SNAKE FTW F*CK YEAH!!!!!!! :rainbowlaugh:

I started listening to Tombstone's Smile Song right before the party started. Made the party seem much better in every way possible! :pinkiehappy::rainbowlaugh:

Hello Blackness!!! You seem just like darkness.

I'm not a fan of puppeteers, but I have a nagging fear, that someone else is pulling at the strings.

Like the comment if you get the joke!

Spaghetti. Yay. I am so excited. This is the best day ever. Obvious sarcasm is obvious. Woohoo.

And I'm done with this human loving ponies shit.

This is surprisingly fun. Another proof, that ratings don't mean didly squat.:rainbowkiss:

....Why courage the cowardly dog reference?:rainbowhuh:

6679187 That made this one of my favourite chapters ever so far. :rainbowlaugh:

Was the

One alteration spell later

part a skyrim reference, or is it actually just a magic thing that I don't understand?

Wow. I've cought a few Elder Scrolls references. Definitely earned my follow and favourite already.

Ok this has become my favourite fic EVER interest wise. I'm loving all the references, if anyone's caught some i haven't let me know where and what they are, idk why but I freaking love video game references. I've got the Blondie one, the skyrim one (not sure if it was a reference, though), the Morrowind one, the Mass Effect one, and the Dark Souls one was easy, it even said it in the story. I don't know why I'm going on about this. :derpytongue2:

HELL YEAH!! But I just realized the Dragon Ball reference, and Wuten? This story is epic, I thought he was the king of spaghetti, not actually a giant wad of it but anyways Wuten's here so everything's over 9000 times more badass. Oh and yeah to make up for missing a DBZ reference, I made one. :raritywink:

Holy fuck, this story is getting too awesome.

Is it just me or does Anon's power kinda feels Like broly from dragon ball Z you green balls/orb?

7105490 *Popeye theme blares out of nowhere* GOD BLESS THAT SALTY SAILOR!!! *TOOT TOOT*

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