A short story about Tom the Rock and Rarity the Unicorn. It involves a dress. It could very well be a famous children's book in the near future.
EDIT: I wasn't being serious on this becoming popular, but holy moly! I doubt this is enough for featuring, but DAMN, a good response or what?
This is the best fanfiction on this site. I'm not even joking.
3487070 why thank you
my sides are moving on their own
This is simply the greatest piece of writing i have ever laid eyes upon. I salute you good sir.
...really? this is the best fic they've ever read!?
Well, that was...interesting. I lol'd.
This is a comment. A sixty nine implies that dirty thing the princesses were doing. The thing in that picture book Twilight was reading. A sixty nine requires a spinal column. Tom does not have a spine. Tom is a rock. Tiff the Cliff does not have a spine either. They cannot have a sixty nine. Spike and Rarity are vertebrates with faces. They can enjoy and sixty nine.
Okay, this is very well done. The figures of style are mastered and you obtain the effect you were probably aiming for.
Now I do admit that those:
did not really correspond to my tastes, but it is, after all, only a matter of taste.
It was fun to read (really fun actually ), but kind of lacked a moral or a stake of some kind. Still, even a simple story like the one told there is hard to put in the format you decided to follow and that I must salute.
So, like I said, very well done.
fun fact:
Beside the fact I'm not really into that kind of humor (but I do understand why it's funny and have nothing against it objectively), I have to admit I was not sure to like those two sentences at first. I thought "well, isn't the writer kind of telling me how awesome he is, which is totally lacking in humility?".
But I realized I was just jealous . Had you not made me notice it, I wouldn't have had on my own.
3487822 thank you very much. The first paragraph was 69 by accident and I went from there really. as you said, most would not have noticed
3487747 oooo, well done sir.
3487644>>3487413>>3487313>>3487070 You four made my day, thank you
3487631 you heard the people. And you wanted me to write something else
I can't finish this, it's so silly. Sorry, but I did enjoy it while I was reading it. Something I've always wondered, Rarity makes beautiful dresses, so does she also make swaggalicious tuxedos?
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You wrote a fanfiction. I usually read fanfictions very quickly. I sometimes skip words. I sometimes skip paragraphs. This fanfiction has something magic in it. I did not skip a single word. I've read every word of every paragraph of this fanfiction. It describes simple things with emotion. It deserves so much to be featured. It makes me try very hard to make my word count reach sixty nine.
(I was going to make a normal comment at first but doing this was so tempting, I just couldn't resist )
3488027 so, can't finish it because distracted laughing?
3488392 I'm glad I had that effect on you
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Would you guys like an audio reading? currently on phone in Ireland, but i get back on Tuesday. Course, if you beat me to it, I'll give you a mention
3488886 It'd be nice.
3488886
I never listen to audio readings so my opinion sure doesn't matter much, but I guess it'd be stupid to refuse such a proposition. Please go on
And I'm not doing it, my voice is terribad Plus I still have to make that music for the zombie party dance in MythrilMoth's Let's be evil, and a ton of other things to do. #ilike2complain
3488027 yes. thought of a sequel?
3488392 how would i go about applying for feature? lord knows it's difficult. perhaps more publicising?
That was beautiful...
3515018 ~holds out handkerchief~ there there
That's all I can say about this.
3546267 definitely light hearted though, right? at least in comparison?
3546287 Indeed.
Pure genius, my friend.
WAIT
YOU DIDNT PUT HARD INTO EVERY LAST SENTENCE OF EVERY PARAGRAPH NOT STARTING WITH TOM THE ROCK
The last paragraph does not have it.
3801349 fair enough, you clearly have a different sense of humour to myself. I shall point out that Tom the Rock was outside, where Rarity had ditched him after the events of Discord. And that the fic is meant to be kind of nonsensical.
3801362 that is because reasons were given, dear friend
well that was... interesting... have a 'stache
It's so beautiful.