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"An expansion of the mind!"
-Leo Tolstoy, Chicago Sentinel

"...beautiful, entertaining and awe-inspiring."
-Zygmunt Bauman, American Medical Association

"A triumph of the human spirit!"
-Bob Saget, X-Play


This bro is just mad. This is a sexy piece of literature. Would read again!

299729 Nah bro, there's trolling then there's trying way to hard, this is doing the ladder. Why not also throw in "I loved Hitler, Jews need to die, women need to get back in the kitchen, and all black people are criminals" while you're at it?


I smell a seeeeeeeeeeeequal!

Yes. This has to happen.

dammit I always knew Pipsqueak was a bad dude!

299747 Did you even read the fucking story?? Again, you sir, are the troll.

299758 Yes I did bro, I'm telling you: No one's impressed by your fail trolling.

You deserve 5 'staches for this!
:moustache: :moustache: :moustache: :moustache: :moustache:

That was certainly interesting. It's obviously a trollfic, but a hilarious one that's not terribly written! Not saying that trollfics are MEANT to be written good, if this story shows anything -STORY LOL- but it's nice to see one for a change. I approve :D

If anyone knows Jiopop, your ALWAYS going to expect top-notch stuff from him. So just expect this before you decide to 'rant'

Do you love making conspiricies? Cause this could be turned into a movie Starring leonardo Decaprio

I don't get you guys. As far as trolls go, I thought this was pretty entertaining:derpyderp1:

DAFUQ DID I JUST READ!? :derpyderp1:

o_o ..... Wat.


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The fanfic meter says 10/π * ln(-1) Points, so idk.

You won, don't you?

I am quite unquite you.
I am dis point --> .

299733 I already belieaved in all of that stuff BTW

omg the laughter its killing me dear god AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

299762 Ia am in fact very impressed, you are also most likely a child molester too.

299729 299755 299794 299803 299926 299987 300014 300172 300105 300094 300548 300549 300525 To everypony who seemed to generally like this fanfic. I suggest you guys follow me and my soon to be partner in crime the very talented and famous shock writer mrhappyface. Thanks for reading this by the way, if all goes well you can expect more randomness from me (and definitely from mrhappyface) in the future! :twilightsmile:

OMFG I'M SHAKING, AND TEARS ARE FALLING FROM ME LAUGHING SO HARD!!!!!! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:


Your a faggot, this is brilliant.

This is gold, no, this is platinum, no this is iridium, no this is every platinoid metal all alloyed into ten fat rings, placed on your fingers that you use to type this masterpiece! :pinkiehappy:


:rainbowderp: I read it... :twilightoops:

And in the end, Fleetwood was right, this wasn't that good, although it was a little better than anticipated with the title and all.

The mayans worshipping angry german kid, LOL!

You still get thumbs down, though.:trollestia:

Making light of rape? Wow dude, you're cool!

Thumbed down. Some things really shouldn't be used as trollammo, dude, and this is coming from a fellow troll. Classless.

On the bright side, this is pretty well-written and packed with what I THINK are references... We need more literate trolls, at any rate.

300506 dear god another one that comments on a story he doesn't even read. THERE IS NO RAPE SCENE holy shit if there was it would be rated Mature. Think before you speak.

*slow progressive clap* That was a most excellent read my dear friend. I can't wait for the sequel! :pinkiehappy:


Haha you mad :rainbowlaugh:

Also, brah, ya might want to split that big-ass bottom paragraph into smaller paragraphs. tl;dr

300525 lol how can there be a sequel the whole universe blew up haha. If you liked this then you might like The Cunt Punt and I'll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle.

The 'lol' at the end just made it for me.

What a great story, plot was well executed and I say that this is the best evur written evuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur

300532 I was thinking about splitting it up when I was writing it but thought it was funnier as one continuous paragraph. And as a troll I usually don't get mad but it pisses me off when people comment on a story they don't read.


>yourface when I read it and commented as if I didn't just to troll you back.


300563 I applaud you for your trollery sir. :scootangel:

shit was funny lulz

"God loled, gave Jiopop a high five, and then blew up the universe."
I can't stop loling!

All I care about is it made me laugh.

It sucked... But I'll be lying if I didn't laugh like a moron.

Why is it funny?

"There was an old lady who swallowed a cow.
She swallowed the cow to catch the dog, she swallowed the dog to catch the cat, she swallowed the cat to catch the bird, she swallowed the bird to catch the spider, that wiggled and wriggled and jiggled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. Why oh why did she swallow that fly?"
Because Fluttershy died.:fluttercry:

if flutters did die that would so happen

That was great.

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