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Just when you thought it was dead it comes shuffling back to life like a zombie ex-cop gunned down and hellbent on revenge. So join me as we take another trip into the world of Your Adolescent Horse: Companionship is Devil Worship.

Once again this what I think fan fiction will be like without copyrighted material.

*Special Note* This was written when another Internet Censorship Bill came back again in August/September.

Featuring:
Fuschia Celebration Pony
Book Enthuisist
Meek Animal Lover
Redneck Fruit Havester
Vanity Obsessed
Technicolor Obnoxious
Short Purple biped
The Exaggerated and Boastful Trisha
and many more of your favorite nondescript characters

This time the parody it's Equestrian Gurls

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Comments ( 5 )

Beautiful. 10/10

"Hey kids you want a toy that feels like petroleum jelly and the crap that comes from the bathtub drain had a baby?!" A disembodied voice screamed as what appeared to be a neon colored vat of pond scum appeared on screen.

Out of nowhere a group of vaguely interested child actors were jump cut edited for reaction purposes. "Do we ever!"

"Then you'll love, new and improved Slosh! Why wait till puberty to play a with a sticky opaque substance that gets covered in hair and becomes all crusty, when you can play with Slosh now!"

This was the best part of the entire story. :rainbowlaugh:

Of course as she made her way into the street a truck speed towards her. Thanks to her being the protagonist, the truck stopped a few inches short of making her meat wagon fodder.

Ah, you missed the opportunity to have the truck end up totaled by smashing into Purple Smart's impenetrable Plot Armor. heh heh... then you could make plot jokes. :trollestia:

It was odd that for some reason they all congregated in one location as if their world only consisted of the high school,

Heeyyyyyy... did you actually slog through my blog vivisecting the first EqG movie, or did you observe this yourself?

"I, the Exaggerated and Boastful Trisha is making a cameo that only serves to pander to the fans!"

Yeah, pretty much that...

Rereading this Isense a slight aggression towards Sunset and Flash. Kinda like Sunset so I don’t get it, but... yeah fuck Flash

Well, that wasn't as funny as the first one, but it was fun. I know I'm a decade late with this advice, but it would probably have more views if it was officially tagged as the sequel. (No, I don't know how to do that.)

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