Can't I?
Chapter nope I can be a filly too!
Inside the majestic walls of Canterlot’s Castle, passing by the gigantic tainted glasses of the main hallway, Twilight was arguing, trotting behind her teacher Celestia.
“I’m not your teacher anymore,” Celestia replied with a forced smile. “You’re now a princess as much as I am and you should discover the world by yourself now.”
Celestia swiveled on her hooves and gave a mother-like nudge on Twilight’s shoulder with her muzzle.
“You’re a great student,” Celestia explained with gratitude. “But now it’s your turn to go ahead. We’re your subject Princess Twilight.”
The smaller alicorn pouted as her glare threw daggers at the princess of the sun.
“But I need your advice, I assure you that I can prove that parallel universes do exist,” she groaned, massaging her temples. “You’re just avoiding the question. So I’ll repeat myself, again. Do you think it is possible?”
Celestia bit her lower lips and sighed, gathering together strong arguments.
“Or you could just confess that you’re clueless,” Twilight snickered with a pinch of amusement.
Celestia blushed, looked at the ceiling and finally smiled. After a deep breath and a short laugh she smiled back at her student.
“Seriously, with my millennium experience in magic, I don’t think this theory is…”
A loud bang echoed in the hallway, throwing Twilight and Celestia away with a shockwave. The blast tore the antic windows apart and rammed into the brickwork like a thousand stampedes. The zoom in the air took a few second to dissipate. The humming noise settled in Twilight’s ears. Shaking her head she peered an eye at where the explosion had come from.
The ground was darkened by the burst…
No it wasn’t the marble that was blackened. There was standing a strange colt, black-coated with a white stripe on his chest and a large and eerie white cutie mark above his stiff. It was the biggest cutie mark Twilight had ever seen. The colt had also a crown. Was he a prince?
“Damn, if Blueblood tried some kind of magic and got burnt… He will turn the castle into a hellhole,” Twilight spat as she sat on her hooves.
At the opposite of the room was lying Celestia, knocked out, her tongue drooling on the floor. Her eyes were wobbling back and forth in their sockets. Twilight focused on the colt, behind his back was…
“No way!” she blurted as her mouth dropped, wide open.
Behind the colt’s white mane was sprouting a pair of wings… a greenish glowing translucent pair of wings. The colt rose on his own hooves, which were pretty damn large by the way and jumped in the air.
“Yes, it works!” he cried out.
His wings carried him too far and his head met the ceiling. Leaving a crack in the architecture, he fell in front of Twilight. The princess of the sun was scowling at him with eyes betraying confusion, stupor and curiosity.
“My, my, my…” Twilight gulped, poking the unconscious creature with her hoof. “Are you alright?”
The colt shot his eyes open and glanced at Twilight. First he met her eyes, looked at her horn, her wings, her coat, her mane, and finally her crown. He bounced back on his heels and shook Twilight’s hoof.
“Hi, my name is Prince Willow, I’m a student at the Magic Royal Academy of Funtasia. I’m a prince as you know. Battiwigs be damned! You’ve got a crown too, we must be related! I tried to escape the Wizard’s spells but I got touched by the tendril, everything went white and Tadaaaaa!” he flowed out.
“I…” Twilight tried to speak before being cutting off.
“What is that place? Its name? What’s your name? I’m Prince Willow, did I tell you? I fight the bad guys that want to steal the magic from my kingdom Funtasia! And…”
Twilight rammed her hoof in this ‘Prince Willow’’s mouth. Glancing at him as if she had seen a ghost, she cleared her voice.
“Are you an alicorn? A Zebra? A changeling? Or a kind of Alibraling? You’ve got no horn, you can’t be doing magic!” Twilight questioned.
“Magic? Oh, I can do it, I know spells and stuffs, and I…”
Twilight shut him up for the second time.
“You’re in Canterlot here,” she explained, trying to remain calm. “And you knock out my teacher. I want you to apologize.”
With a shake of her head, Twilight mentioned Celestia, her waving mane sprawling on the tiled floor. Prince Willow thrust himself at her and while she was still unconscious, tried to shake her body with his constant and, it had to be said, creepy smile.
“Hi, I’m Prince Willow,” he began.
Taken aback, Twilight tried to picture this impromptu intruder. His glittering green wings spread sparkles around them. Worst, he was moving Celestia’s body with magic. Her majestic stature was moved around like a rag doll, encased in a pale green shining embrace.
“I was searching for the cupcakes of the Royal Magic Academy,” he brought forth. “They have been stolen by a monster not a long time ago.”
Twilight screwed her eyes to pinpricks, perplexed. Now she was scanning him from head to tail she remarked his fur was bizarre. It wasn’t the common flat pastel color everypony sported. No! It was more of a shiny, gleamy, whatever color and shape. It gave her an idea of… depth. Twilight blinked repeatedly, trying to cast away this impression that was overthrowing her more rooted conception about her universe. She felt like she was going to shed tears of blood. Her ears would soon too as the ‘Prince’’s voice was truly unbearable. She would have bet he was related to Prince Blueblood, or Trixie. Oh goddesses, she truly believe her head was going to explode due to the flow of paroles the colt was rabbiting. But she had first to save her teacher.
With her magic, Twilight stole Celestia from the colt’s magic grasp.
“Hey, I wasn’t over with the presentation!” He shouts nervously, still showing his wide white smile.
As if Twilight was invisible, he continued to speak to Celestia.
“I’m Prince Willow, I come from Filly Funtasia!”
“Fun?” Pinkie asked, presenting the tip of her head behind a corner of the hallway.
“Yes!” Prince Willowed answered gleefully.
“Filly… Funtasia?” Twilight added, awe stricken.
She had never heard of that name before. Yet, more than anything else, another question popped in her mind.
“You aren’t a filly though.”
“Oh I am,” he laughed back.
“No you aren’t!”
“I can be!”
“No!”
Twilight tried to back away but Prince Willow grabbed her and passed his arm over her shoulders.
“I can be!” he assured. “And since I don’t know where I am, nor where I should go, I guess you will have to share a bit of your personal space with me.”
The slithered in Twilight’s mind like a poisonous snake. Her eyes widened enormously and as she turned her raging, tired and annoyed face toward the smiling black ali-whatever colt, she chewed on her words.
“Oh no I won’t!”
A flash of purple burst out of Twilight’s horn, racing at Prince Willow. When it touched him, his body began to glow, turning into a bubble of beaming white and blasted away, leaving no trace of him except a slightly angry, confused and panting Twilight with next to her an awakening Celestia.
“Something happened?” she asked at the sight of Twilight’s reddish face.
“Nope,” she lied. “Absolutely nothing. And you know what, I think I will abandon this idea of ‘multiverse’. It’s stupid after all. It’s a theory.”
“Glad you made your own choice,” Celestia answered with a solar smile.
Celestia took a break, leaving Twilight alone in the hallway. She rubbed her hooves together.
“Or at least, I’ll make sure it will stay a theory,” she concluded with a frown.
This is the First crossover between MLP and Filly Funtasia on Fimfiction.
Pure troll fic,
no edit,
lel,
I shouldn't have written this!
I'm sorry xD
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You ingenious motherbucker...
That was funneh!
have Doge:
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3474329
I shouldn't have laughed at that!
Yet I did!
FAUST DAMN IT! I WARNED YOU THAT IT WAS PRACTICALLY A G-3 RIP OFF! THANKS TO YOU NOW I HAVE TO GO TO BUY SOME INDUSTRIAL POWER BRAIN-BLEACH!
3474385
hue hue hue
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3474412
I wasn't really art inspired this time!
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curse you cover art for drawing me in I now have to read it
wait what is this a crossover of?
3474447
Filly Funtasia, an awful rip-off of MLP coming from Central Europe!
Burn it on the stake!
Only realized you were referencing THAT after the remark of muffins or whatever, and was all like "Nooooooo... It couldn't be. It is isn't it?"
3474452
it is!
3474463
Sulfuric acid is way better!
Eh, mistakes, bad pacing, and a multitude of jokes that could've been used, but weren't. Still, I liked it. The fiction. I like the FICTION. The thing that shall not be named? Not so much.
And, also, Willow's sexy as fuck. HATERS GONNA HATE!
3474480
Thanks for the bleach blunt assessment!
DEATH BATTLE: Theory vs Hypothesis!
3474510
YAY!
Prince Willow looks like Danny Phantom.
3474625
Wow Indeed!
I... what... NOOOOOOOOOO
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tobwt
!!O@DOKM!E#*%$)*Y_(Y5
Nice job.
3474672
Bleed from your eyes for my pleasure!
Will I see more of this?
3474815
Probably, but not from me, I did "First!"
I opened the wound, let others rub the knife in
3475035
Fuck in the whataname?!
You wanna some bleach?
sofar as much as i read its going very well
(i'm lazy so about half way thier.)
you mispelled a word
i'm not sure but the last word might be mispelt
good story
Motherfucker, you cray-cray!
3475122
yes it is a mistake, yet, as I said, troll fic is troll fic. I'm not going to touch it.
but thanks mate for pointing it out.
3475126
Yes I am!
3475128 lolz not going to fix it. that explains the rest i just saw(think i saw
)
dosen't realy seem like a troll fic, i'd read more of it.
and your not welcome, i don't need thanks for something so small as ponting out
3475140
Don't think because it is badly written that it is on purpose. I have a really bad writing, all the time!
I wanted to first this kind of crossover. Only the futur will tell us what will happen. Next feat is clop about it.
3475149 when it comes out can you tell me?
i have mature off(family computer)
its fine i don't mind poorly writen
3475174
No, I don't write clop, but there is a bet on the Filly Funtasia group going on, lauched by Art Inspired. ^^
3475177 ah. i don't know what that filly thing is, so i'm not inforned
Welp, that was fun.
YES I was WAITING FOR THIS! XD
YOU SEE THIS BLAZESPECTRUM?! I TOLD YOU IT WAS A MATTER OF TIME!
New OTP. GO!
EDIT: Short, but buck it. I'll take what I can get.
3475203
401 Blaze it! cuz!
3475266 lol You DO know he'll be back, right? Those types are hard to get rid of. Him and his creepy smile will return to bother Twilight once more. Bane of her existence from this day onward.
3475390
The jocker smile will remain!
Wait...
Filly Funtasia isn't a made-up thing?!
All I got from this is how that yellow pony in the video at 1:15 looks a lot like Flutters.
3477876 Nope, is real, VERY real
3477876
Nope. It's real.
3478188>>3478225
I don't know how to react
To all the people talking bad about the the filly funtasha trailer, I implore you to try giving it a chance. The made it known they're not trying to compete with mlp, and the people behind it are nice people. I'm wondering if it's going to make fun of g3
3478418
Burn it with nuclear fire a night of Friday 13th!
3477964
It's a rip-off, what did you expect? Schweppes?
3478478
I'll give it a try, but be sure my flame-thrower will sit next to me, ready to jerk its fire on the screen!
HERESY. Funny HERESY but still HERESY.
3479527
Catch me if you can, and I will let you burn me on the stake while shouting "witch" names at me!
For I am a newt!
3479878
This
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3479889 I've committed myself to a quarter of an hour of internet searching and I'm still not sure what this is supposed to be.
I resign myself to the fact that all I will ever know is it is a cheap knock off and a badly made one at that.
3480095
You don't have to understand to appreciate it, this is modern art!
But this is what you wanted!
Wasn't quite funny enough for a trollfic. Almost what I was looking for though.