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A delicious blend of candy, bondage, roleplay, and holiday!

~Skeeter The Lurker

Silly, kids don't have sex while playing Cops and Robbers. They have sex while playing doctor.

"It seems I need to examine the patient. This hole needs to be filled."

Oh god, what am I saying?


Yesssss... Let the perversion flow through you...

~Skeeter The Lurker

Welp! I better make sure I got the lotion next to me!:rainbowwild:

Not sure if disappointed it isn't "Clops and Robbers" or thankful that low hanging fruit remains unbucked. (See what I did there?)

So thanks for that.

Maannnnn it's good that there's writers out there who put effort into the clop. Sparkles and brony stories are the only two people who write clop that doesn't end up feeling really rushed or being filled with automatons.

*beep boop penis happy fun time initiate*

*boop beep Vagina user reciprocates, let the arousal levels reach maximum efficiency**

What came immediately after that ending.

Rumble: "Uhh...Scootaloo, we have a bit of a problem.
Scootaloo: "What?"
Rumble: "...They won't come off."
Scootaloo: "What?"

There like PB and J, salt & pepper, lock + key, her sizzle to his wizzle.

best clopfic ever!

Hmm... Well, that was certainly interesting and I would certainly read again in my 'spare' time. Also, nothing is more in the spirit of halloween than a clopfic between two foals.

4 abides out of 5.

Abiding like being offered. sex by a minor: Tempting, but is it worth the risk? Probably... Yeah, probably.

Comment posted by The Fresh Dude Of BelAir deleted Nov 1st, 2013

I now have the mental image of a Sweetie Bot clopfic thanks to that, thank you very much.

"Initiate seduction protocol. Hello, handsome, do you want a fun time?"

Entendres! Entendres everywhere!

3427804 You're here, too late :pinkiecrazy::trollestia:

aw, that was really sweet

3428060 I disagree, Bronystories' stuff often leaves a weird taste in my mouth. It always ends up feeling like he should have gone full out on comedy, or should have toned down the clop a bit. He hits a really weird mixture that doesn't always set right with me.

That said, he gets a lot of his stories done AWESOMELY. The food fetish one, Lyra and Bon Bon's odd jobs, stuff like that... those are really nice.

Robin hood: Men in Tights
Call the lock smith!

*clops and robbers

Was it really necessary to reference Luna every time any aspect of the night sky was mentioned though?:facehoof:


if you don't she smites you.

Honestly, best Rumble x Scootaloo clop ever!:raritywink:

It was the middle of the night and Luna’s moon hung overhead.

Okay, it's a double-foalcon clopfic and you commited one of the 7 mortal sins of writing mlp fanfiction in the first sentence. You're on thin legs, mister story. :ajbemused:

-after reading more than the first sentence-

Well, Isn't this a pleasant surprise of a fic! I have to say, better than most of what I've read in this type of material... I'm afraid I was in a library and caught this last-second before writing my weekly watch results, so I couldn't enjoy it the way it was... er, meant to be enjoyed... not that that matters. It was rather entertaining in its own right, if only for a couple laughs. First of all, in the begining Scoots went and ended a few lines of dialogue with "you know?" in quick succession, so that led up to me picturing her with moorise's accent for the rest of the fic (which led up to a few hearty laughs later in). Then I got to the part with the tootsie roll, and... well, trying to imagine what would have happened if Rumble hadn't found it before "taking the plunge," that just made my day. :rainbowlaugh: Overall though your writing was pretty solid. Again I'm in no position to judge the clop itself, but I can imagine it's decent. My only problems regarding it is that you went all cliche and did oral before anything else. I swear I have yet to read a single clopfic that doesn't start with oral... though maybe I'm the only person that bothers (seeing as I get pretty much nothing out of it).

Overall rating: :twilightsmile:

You commited 1 of the 7 mortal sins of writing mlp fanfiction! :flutterrage: Fix it now!!!

This comment is brought to you courtesy of my Weekly Watch! This is my third week so I'm still working on the feature, but if you're interested in supporting me (or you just want to read the best of what I've read every week) then go ahead and join my group! I'd appreciate the tartarus out of it! :pinkiehappy:

This pleases me. Brick (A.K.A The slab king)

For some reason I always think of this when I see the word "rumble":

3532813 I you don't mind my asking. What exactly are the 7 deadly sins of mlp fics? I've never even heard of that before.

3542401 A good question, good sir, and one I will answer to the best of my ability. For the sins, my friend, are deadly, but quite silly.

The first is the dreaded Lavender Unicorn Syndrome, the most common of the sins. Repetetive replacement of a character's name with a descriptive passage; reading of it is like a kick to the shin!

And I'm not Zecora, so why am I doing this... okay, so the sins is a thing I came up with to keep track of the seven most common, story-breaking flaws in mlp fanfiction. I already told you about the first one, Lavender Unicorn Syndrome. Ezn's guide to writing mlp fanfiction explains it far better than I do, so look at that if you're interested.

The second is Purple Prose, a habit of turning, quite noticeably, to the thesaurus for more variation in your vocabulary. Also explained in Ezn's guide.

The third one is writing any important character horribly out of character, such as the mane 6 or the princesses. "comedic effect" does not justify this, and rather indicates laziness.

The fourth is Flash Shipping; shipping Flash Sentry with Twilight, or even featuring him as anything more than a highly expendable gag character. Perhaps this is more of a personal qualm, but that's just how much I want him dead.

Now, the sad thing is that the list of sins is incomplete... to find all seven would be quite a feat. So here I have some placeholder qualms; some miniature sins within my palms.

Dammit, I'm doing it again...

The Fifth: reffering to the sun/day or moon/night as "Celestia's sun/day" or "Luna's moon/night."

The Sixth: Referring to Twilight as a "lavender" unicorn (unrelated to Lavender Unicorn Syndrome).

And last of all, The Seventh: writing "alot" instead of "a lot."

I hope that answers your question, sir. :twilightsmile:

Hot, short and simple :scootangel:

I remember when I was a kid I ..... Never mind

More like Clops and Rubbers.

If you know what I mean.

3751157 When I was 13 this same thing pretty much happened. Except in a shed and not a clubhouse.

This shipp needs more clopfics. Who agree?


“Can you get these hoof cuffs off me?”

No. Ready for round two?

“Porn,” she replied simply as her mouth came back to the head of his cock. “Watch enough of it and you learn things.”

If only that were true............

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