If you were to suddenly find yourself surrounded by zombies, what would you do? Run? Hide? Fight?...Die? How about if after you finally got used to this new life you were suddenly taken away to someplace new. Where nothing is the same as it was before. What would you do then? How would you deal with a new abomination, new enemies, new allies, and a whole new world? Could you cope with the change, or would you fall victim to insanity? This is a story of four who had to answer all these questions. So now tell me.
Would you care to hear an old man’s tale?
Chapters (37)
I'm not usually interested in Human in Equestria stories, but I like this. [Emoticon]
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Thank you kind sir. [Nonemoticon]
~Black Light
You totally BS'd how they got to- oh... well nevermind then.
>implying I didn't already know that note would be there
>implying I, or anyone else cares that it was BS'd.
>implying implications
I'm still waiting for your next story. you know the one
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I told myself I was going to cut you off from those.
Why do I still give you prestory privileges?
~Black Light
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you know as well as I do that was never going to happen.
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That's it your getting the silent treatment...I'm not talking to you...Not saying a word...Completely and Utterly silent...Not gonna hear a peep from me... No talking... Not at all, etc. etc.
~Black Light
3429112 do I has Preston's privileges?
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Preston's?
~Black Light
3430295 prestory
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Yeah, I figured. I was just messing with you.
~Black Light
3448501 so....
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Still on the waiting checklist, but truthfully you'd be surprised how many prestory releases I've just posted in comments. They're vague and slightly hidden, but they're there.
~Black Light
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~Black Light
can you change his name to Jared Aubrey please? he sounds so like me. cept the last name.
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I'll consider it, but that doesn't mean much. I consider a lot of things. Including trying to find a way to make pigs fly. The day that happens I will get so many dates.
Anyways I might do it. I never mention last names ever again, so it wouldn't really change anything. But trust me, there are some surprises I have in store for Jay.
~Black Light
what DO* you think this is a motherf***ing game?!
FYI: static.fjcdn.com/pictures/i+aint+even+mad_5ed6dd_3976822.jpg
In a zombie apocalypse cruelty becomes necessary.
Ah royal fuck.
*reads end of chapter* Ah fuck...
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'hey get out, you dead'
1. It may be grammatically correct to use do, but in actual conversation it isn't required to get the point across.
2. true, true
3. Yeah, how you like that?
~Black Light
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[insert clever reply here]
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[insert vague sexual innuendo response here]
~Black Light
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[insert sinister laugh followed by lightning here]
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[insert witty one liner about your mother here]
~Black Light
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[Insert Alduin eating cotton candy while fixing HBO]
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[insert Paarthurnax drinking chocolate milk while ruining AMC]
~Black Light
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[Insert David Draiman wearing a clown wig while sliding down a slide]
3459648don't kill me please. I still have to clear out Rapture. after I clean my tommy.
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[Insert Adam Gontier wearing a crown while climbing up a ladder]
~Black Light
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Don't worry no one's going to die... maybe... okay there will be some deaths... okay a lot of deaths, but don't worry things will get better...no they won't.
~Black Light
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[Insert M. Shadows in a yellow skirt jumping rope]
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[Insert Steven Tyler in a red top skipping rocks]
~Black Light
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[Insert Serj Tankian riding and neon ice-cream truck leading an army of salmon]
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[Insert Basshunter driving a transformer fighting a contingent of bass]
~Black Light
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[Insert Corey Taylor forging an iconic cake as hellbent goblins take gold from the chest of Peter Griffin]
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[Insert Ray tossing roses and going cakeless as creepers and Gavins steal the Tower of Pimps]
~Black Light
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[Insert Agent Maine hunting unicorns with the Sioux on mars as politicians halt the US government]
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[Insert Caboose and Freckles leading blue team with Commander Shepard fighting in space against the alien dictatorship]
~Black Light
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[Insert the Hulk hang gliding over a black hole while a flabbergasted imp stabs Justin Bieber]
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[Insert Spiderman riding a moped through an ocean in space while a drunk spider wraps The Master in silk.]
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Oh God, we're not gonna stop, are we?
[Insert Vorinclex riding a clown bike on a blue whale in outer space as part of the New Imperial Fleet]
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Never!!!
[Insert Captain Hook flying a motorcycle inside a volcano underwater as a competitor in the Olympics]
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[Insert Markiplier doing the Hooky Pokey on Megatron's head while dancing cakes join the Million Mask March]
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[Insert Magikarp flying through the sky on the Megazord's back while Beyblades swim in space.]
~Black Light
Very nice story I enjoy it.
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Thank you kind sir and/or madam. I do so enjoy receiving feedback on my stories.
~Black Light
your welcome BTW (im a guy) i always enjoy telling good things and leaving good feedback on the stories i love to read :D thx for being happy its what i wanted BTW i wanted to know if you wanted to join my OC fanfic group? if so i will be awaiting your pleasant response.
Well you din't have to be a dick about it.
You set me up for this. emob327.photobucket.com/albums/k466/IdleMindzMEG/GIFs/HesRightYouKnowMorganFreeman_zps8afb3143.jpeg
Most things do.
Missing unquote.
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I may have an interest in joining in the future. I've got a lot on my plate at the moment though so right now isn't the optimal time, but rest assured I will definitely remember and keep in mind the offer. I do enjoy having multiple characters/writers working on a story, I'm currently working on a co-authored type story right now in fact.
~Black Light
P.S.
Thanks for the watch.
sounds intersting! and your welcome for the follow
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1. sometimes the truth can be hurtful
2. ...lol
3. more so in an apocalypse though
4. Thank you for noticing
~Black Light
P.S.
For about the past five comments I've almost signed them Vlack Light, every freaking time.
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I hope that it will be. Now I must flee to the lollipop kingdom so I can enslave them for my candy store... I mean, offer them a totally legit job with great compensations.
~Black Light