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Princess Molestia!
Oh GAWD.
So close, but so far away, NO!
Almost. Almost... Almost.... And.....
Greetings! I am here to interupt!
"!"
Game Ovar: You were caught. Be sneaky!
Im surprised Spike didn't take a little vacation to a distant planet after that little (Ahem) interruption.
And by vacation I mean Twilight teleported him thare.
you interrupted my SNU-SNU
aw yeah aw yeah aw yeah
SUDDENLY, SPIKE
FUUUUUUUUUUUU-
a wild spike has appeared
Wow. Twilight has a very healthy imagination.
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How else would she have done all the stuff in Lesson Zero?
SleeplessBrony has a publishing future. Of this, I am sure. There is a sense of literary control throughout this, squeezing the reader's mind at specific points, building up pressure to drown them in the sensory words at certain points and letting go at others - much like sex itself, actually. There is potential here far beyond ponies.
But in terms of ponies, this guy appears to know the characters as well as Faust. (Except for... certain characteristics. Unless Queen Alicorn's got her own dirty fics floating around.)
Mission accomplished
“Twilight I can't figure out where these two go and...”
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"Twilight?.. TWILIGHT?... TWIIIILIIIIIIIIGGHHHT!"
Very well written. Well done.
430155 I know you posted this comment over two weeks ago but still. Brilliant. Lol.
428437
I love your profile picture!
OH GAWD PRINCESS CEL-MOLESTIA!
Come on..... Come on.....
*insert metal gear solid alert sound here, followed by screaming*
GAME OVER
Twilight? TWILIGHT?! TWIIIIIILIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!
Poor Twilight... Poor poor Twilight. That is the only thing I'm taking away from this chapter. :P
The one for Twilight isn't very good, so have a Pinkie Pie. Response to interruptions.
Damn you Spike! You cockblocker!
1. Find nice stallion.
2. Flirt with him – learn how to flirt.
3. Go on some dates. (Requires more research conc. How to date? Where to go?)
4. Fall in love? (See notes page seven and eight)
5. Have sex? (NOTE really?)(ALSO NOTE seriously?)
6. End the relationship (Eye on the prize!)
7. Doesn't that sound a bit shallow? (That's not even a step what are you writing go to sleep)
8. Find statistics on average length of relationships, usual causes for breaking up
9. (Wordless scribbles, heart shape with "TS + L" written inside)
10. GO TO SLEEP CHEERILEE IS BRINGING THE FIELD TRIP TOMORROW
I.. I, BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Spike walks in. Bueno! Seriously I <glasses> saw it coming</glasses> Also, 430155 Yes.
This is starting to look awesome.
Also.... you little troll!
23148>>430155
Fission Mailed!
571003
Me too!
Ha! another amazing chapter!
23148
Something about the mustache, combined with the choice of words, makes this the funniest thing ever to me.
"Greetings, I am here to interrupt!"
Don't mind me, just dying of laughter.
"Almost there... almost there..."
!
*crash & burn*
I got to hand it to you, Twilight is brilliantly in character here. She certainly doesn't seem the type that would be turned on by cheesy Marelequin novels or Playpony... Also, it seems kind of natural that the first objects for her romantic feelings would be her friends, seeing as she's already emotionally close to them to begin with.
At first, the whole "go learn ♪what is love♫ (sorry)" thing seemed kind of forced, but what the hay... I'm liking this idea.
i knew it was going to happen....
but there is NO way. she would have been able to "dive under the covers" in time if she only reacted once spike bust into her room...
You've probably started an Inception of Clopping here.
My gosh, this story has my attention completely. And not just for the clop! I laughed a bit too hard when Spike burst into her room while she was in the middle of her...experimentation.
Children: they always seem like a better idea than they actually are.
I'm glad I will never procreate.
Am I the only one who has a feeling that somepony has written some smut specifically for the purpose of giving it that title, because they think it's funny? I hope no publisher accepted it without insisting on a title change.
By the way, Twi, where'd you hide the romance novels? A scene involving children in a building containing adult materials is not complete without one finding the other.
There's not much point watching her tail while there's fillies everywhere. She's not going to show anything around children.
Shit! I just realized, I missed a crass remark on the last chapter! Hold on a second, I need to go remedy this.
Alright, alright, it's all good now. Everything's fine.
I've told you before (in alternate universes) and I'll tell you again: it doesn't count if you aren't properly trying. Luna may have been away for a millennium, but that doesn't mean you can fake it and not have her recognize it in your reports.
Also, step 6 is silly. The impression I got from "As always, I am her opposite" does not include a requirement of exclusivity. And it's common knowledge that cheating with a goddess is a logical impossibility. Divine beings (that category probably includes Spitfire and Bowie, too) are automatically freebies.
Beats me. Hormones, I guess. That's what I've heard.
Because you are best pony, and everypony else isn't. You could at least not be using Rarity as a standard. She's as not-best-pony as anypony can be.
Wow, that was a strong attack of "what am I doing here?" Maybe stronger than the first. That's never happened before. Weird.
See, now do I count this as the first fading oscillation of confusion, or the second? I'm going to say two; that ought to work better for comparisons.
Three seems to be the standard final total, by the way. Not that I've really decided what to make of the numbers.
Dammit. I just realized I should have told Twi to get a masturbation couch while I had the chance. I thought I could restrict that phrase to the comments of a single story, but now I find I was wrong, tragically too late.
Except deliberately owning a masturbation couch is stupid. Those things are dangerous.
Question: where do people learn to write scenes like this? It's a well-known fact that this is a primarily male fandom that writes primarily lesbian ships. One would think that in writing all-female sex or masturbation scenes, many writers would run into some trouble with writing things that they know at best secondhand.
Not that I'm in much of a position to judge when writers are having some trouble with such things. I believe most of my relevant knowledge is thirdhand. But sometimes I can assume that the author wouldn't have written the scene at all if he didn't think he could do it right, and is usually reliable about such judgements.
Now I'm feeling kind of rudely intrusive. I didn't know I could feel guilty for prying too deeply into a fictional character's private life.
Wow. Context. Subtext.
Also, you might want to invest in a lock.
"Yes, well, that's true, I guess, but I'm sure my number one
assistantcan handle this all on his own,"sorry, you misspelled 'slave'
That sounds kinda weird.
Is it wrong to be turned on by this? Im bisexual.
Oblivious Twilight Sparkle Friendship Orgy extravaganza.
What is it with Twilight and teachers?
And I thought I was weird for telling myself to go to sleep in my git commit history. Guess it's an autism thing.