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Short and hilarious. I likes. Although I've no idea what "A thundering roar rocked the ruins of the bakery. The sharp-toothed cupcake bent down in its giant frame and pointed all its twelve eyes right at widely smiling Rainbow Dash." implies.

#2 · Jul 24th, 2011 · · ·

Misleading title, Still love it:pinkiehappy:

#3 · Sep 6th, 2011 · · ·

:rainbowhuh: but.. i don't like cupkakes.

:pinkiehappy:you sure about that, dashie?

#4 · Oct 15th, 2011 · · ·


What is this? I don't even...

Wa... wazza..? What?!? :pinkiegasp:
Brain... refusing to function... :derpyderp2:
Oh, Sweet Cellestia stroking Luna's Mane! :facehoof: What did you do, Dashy?!
:rainbowwild: Taste my Rainbow - cupcakes!

Dash knew better than to follow the cookbook, 'cause that's how they control you! :pinkiehappy:

#8 · Oct 29th, 2011 · · ·

Probably better than my cooking.

#9 · Oct 29th, 2011 · · ·

I heard Dr. Weird from ATHF for every one of Rainbow's lines. :rainbowlaugh:Gentlemen!

#10 · Nov 2nd, 2011 · · ·

Very misleading title, and yet somehow I believed it.

Now we must make laps across the border. Yes.

The important question is...

Did cupcake-beast ever find love?

Loved it. However, I think you should change the title of the story. It's very misleading. :rainbowlaugh:
I didn't actually laugh out loud, but the way you describe everything is just wonderful. Thanks for a nice cheer-up. 4 stars, for no exact reason.


25657 no but giant wrecking ball of pain that tortures the dungeon prisoners sure did

Well, there's the story of the century. Funny and short, love it!

:rainbowderp::rainbowdetermined2::rainbowhuh::rainbowkiss::rainbowlaugh::rainbowwild::rainbowderp::rainbowdetermined2::rainbowhuh::rainbowkiss::rainbowlaugh::rainbowwild::rainbowderp::rainbowdetermined2::rainbowhuh::rainbowkiss::rainbowlaugh::rainbowwild::rainbowderp::rainbowdetermined2: percent more dash.

Here, have an upvote. I'd fave as well if I could.

no one will tell me how to fave? halp? and yes, I am sending this to random people in the hopes someone will respond

Heh. Absurdly hilarious. Could be a deleted scene from "The Worst Bakers in Equestria".


I just don't know what went wrong! :rainbowderp:

"I don't know if I want a taste, or if it wants a taste of me-"
I lol'd hardest at that part.
The muffin beast comes to kill us all! Repent! Repent!:pinkiecrazy:

:facehoof: Dashie, Dashie, Dashie, what have you done. PRINCESS! HELP! :raritycry:

RD isn't being completely honest. Flour doesn't have teeth or eyes.

Looks like she got in the SPECIAL cupboard. :pinkiegasp:

Oh my gosh. That was the most hilarious thing I've ever read in my life! Lol! :rainbowlaugh:

5068679 hello me from years past...What is wrong with you, this is awesome.:heart:

That post was from Wednesday, October 1, 2014! Wow.

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>tfw reading this on its fifth anniversary

That's pretty funny. :-)

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