While exploring Canterlot Castle, Pinkie and Rainbow Dash uncover a room filled with stone tablets connected to dials. Above each dial is the name of an alicorn. These couldn't possibly control an alicorn's power, could they?
What do you do when your future self suddenly pops in for a visit? What do you do when several dozen more suddenly show up? And what do you do when you have no way of getting rid of them?
A deal between rulers, a bargain that seems too good to be true, and a unicorn caught in the middle of it all. Between Celestia, Luna, and Chrysalis, how is anypony supposed to stay sane?
Adult novels have always been Twilight’s guilty pleasure, especially the new ones from up-and-coming Saucy Tale. When Twilight discovers the author is the subconscious hyper-awareness of Rainbow Dash, the tales are suddenly a bit close to home.
Short and hilarious. I likes. Although I've no idea what "A thundering roar rocked the ruins of the bakery. The sharp-toothed cupcake bent down in its giant frame and pointed all its twelve eyes right at widely smiling Rainbow Dash." implies.
Wa... wazza..? What?!? Brain... refusing to function... Oh, Sweet Cellestia stroking Luna's Mane! What did you do, Dashy?! Taste my Rainbow - cupcakes!
Loved it. However, I think you should change the title of the story. It's very misleading. I didn't actually laugh out loud, but the way you describe everything is just wonderful. Thanks for a nice cheer-up. 4 stars, for no exact reason.
"I don't know if I want a taste, or if it wants a taste of me-" "COWARD!" I lol'd hardest at that part. The muffin beast comes to kill us all! Repent! Repent!
Short and hilarious. I likes. Although I've no idea what "A thundering roar rocked the ruins of the bakery. The sharp-toothed cupcake bent down in its giant frame and pointed all its twelve eyes right at widely smiling Rainbow Dash." implies.
Misleading title, Still love it
but.. i don't like cupkakes.
you sure about that, dashie?
HAHAHAHA!!
What is this? I don't even...
Wa... wazza..? What?!?
Brain... refusing to function...
Oh, Sweet Cellestia stroking Luna's Mane! What did you do, Dashy?!
Taste my Rainbow - cupcakes!
Dash knew better than to follow the cookbook, 'cause that's how they control you!
Probably better than my cooking.
I heard Dr. Weird from ATHF for every one of Rainbow's lines. Gentlemen!
Very misleading title, and yet somehow I believed it.
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Now we must make laps across the border. Yes.
The important question is...
Did cupcake-beast ever find love?
Loved it. However, I think you should change the title of the story. It's very misleading.
I didn't actually laugh out loud, but the way you describe everything is just wonderful. Thanks for a nice cheer-up. 4 stars, for no exact reason.
SOOO AWESUM
18011 YOU... BEST REFERRENCE EVER...
25657 no but giant wrecking ball of pain that tortures the dungeon prisoners sure did
Well, there's the story of the century. Funny and short, love it!
percent more dash.
Here, have an upvote. I'd fave as well if I could.
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no one will tell me how to fave? halp? and yes, I am sending this to random people in the hopes someone will respond
Heh. Absurdly hilarious. Could be a deleted scene from "The Worst Bakers in Equestria".
I just don't know what went wrong!
Cool story bro.
"I don't know if I want a taste, or if it wants a taste of me-"
"COWARD!"
I lol'd hardest at that part.
The muffin beast comes to kill us all! Repent! Repent!
Dashie, Dashie, Dashie, what have you done. PRINCESS! HELP!
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RD isn't being completely honest. Flour doesn't have teeth or eyes.
Looks like she got in the SPECIAL cupboard.
WUT
Oh my gosh. That was the most hilarious thing I've ever read in my life! Lol!
>tfw reading this on its fifth anniversary
That's pretty funny. :-)