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Kaidan


Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

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All those fucking one-shots! I can't read this in church! I'll do it when I come home. :moustache:

oh you know which one i'm picking first!
:pinkiecrazy:

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When in doubt, mature tag it out.

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#8? It's really good, so good I almost made it its own story. But, it features humans heavily and I wasn't sure it'd count as pony related enough. I mean, is gang banging a pony really MLP related? I don't know, but it'll keep me clopping awake tonight.

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I don't always read one shots in church, but when I do, they're clop.

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Yeah and I still have lots left to do, notably yours. :scootangel:

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oh i was going for #9 but i'll read 8 then

by these titles i have no clue if my idea was accepted :|




i read anyways

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I wasn't sure if I should put their names in the titles too, I decided to leave an air of mystery to the stories with a short description and additional tags in each story. :yay:

I don't see your prompt in the google doc, you can send it again (I probably missed it while I was in exile.)

3406636 this was it

"luna finds the mirror pool and out of loneliness duplicates herself to try and fill a void inside her heart, yet she realizes being friends with someone exactly like you takes all the fun out of it and becomes psychotically deranged.

alternatively they fuck

like bunnies"

A brony is magically transported to equestria but as a baby filly being born

Dang, that was kinda freaky. This is exactly why I already have my wish filled out to the finest of print for when my genie lamp finally finds its master.

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Thanks, but I do think you mean good job Kaidan, for being awesome at life and writing this idea for me :twilightsmile:

“No, you won’t. My friends won’t quit, the princesses won’t bow to you. We will all fight until our dying breath. Me? I've got a different problem. I feel like I live in a world of cardboard, constantly controlling my magic, afraid a single lapse in concentration will break something, to break someone.” She looked down at Trixie, pure energy pouring out of her eyes and mouth as she spoke. “Ever since I discovered my cutie mark I've made sure to never lose control, even for a moment, or ponies would die. But you can take it, can’t you Great and Powerful Trixie? What we have here is a rare opportunity for me to cut loose, and show you the full power of my magic!”

:ajbemused: Really, dude? I know it's cool, but you copied that thing almost word-for-word from Justice League.

Anyway, that was awesome. Can't wait to see if my prompt was accepted.

I'm afraid of this story...it might just give me cancer.

Twilight was enjoying a cup of hot tea and reading a psychological thriller about a pony who trapped her friends in a basement.

I see what you did there.

All these one shots... I hope you do mine..

Now that was sexy!

... will we get to see the bondage gear in action too? Pretty please?

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Added.

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He always does a good job.

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Nuuuuu! I have failed.

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I'm a boss.

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Unless Dash saw *Pinkie* put surround her with cupcakes, *Pinkie* put her in the oven, etc.... For Dash to accuse Pinkie she clearly thinks it was Pinkie... or did the cupcakes knock Dash out? Is she mad? evil?

Nopony knows...

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The padded walls are drenched in chloroform -- it's for Pinkie's own good.

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Push! It's a .... hairless ape?!
I'll add it :)

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I would have written more, but I was having an off week. That was like 33.3333% of the random in my head on a given day.

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You should give me more ideas to write. I could use more

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Shh! Yeah, I did. And I regret nothing, because that episode was that bad-ass.

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Of course I will. I want more tongue. :rainbowwild:

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Twilight doesn't like nosy ponies. You'll find a cup of tea behind you. Drink it and she may forgive you for uncovering her dastardly plans...

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Thanks. :pinkiehappy:

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"At least I have Scootaloo," Dash said.

Make all the fimfiction.net be changelings but they don't know eachpther is changeling

Hmm...so we can throw out a suggestion, and if you like it, you'll write it as a one shot?

Rarity and Fluttershy talk in the spa post the Photo Finish debacle after Twilight's left. Rarity asks Fluttershy why she didn't tell her sooner. The truth Fluttershy admits is it's not that she hated it, but that she enjoyed it a little too much. Anthro, Mature/Sex, masturbation and possible Yuri.

Use as much of that as you like if you like it.

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Someone had an idea to have a story where everypony was replaced by changelings... except 1, and they're trying to figure out who is the real pony in Ponyville.

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I was thinking of doing one where they shrink and go inside Pinkie to cure her cancer, and along the way discover what makes her tick.

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COOOOOOOOOkie car. Thanks for the edits.:twilightblush:

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Except this is My Little Pony, so Iron Will was half-bull half-pony (had hands because magic.) So bull + pony = Ponytaur?

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Rarity and Fluttershy tainting the water of the public jacuzzi with their arousal? I like it.

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Lies! I refuse to allow male on male pet sex in my stories. Tank is female. It is canon now.

Though someone else pointed that out, and to be fair the default pronoun is "he" because sexism or w/e. So they refer to all the pets as "he" except for Opalesence, who somehow we "know" is female.

Anyhow, as we have not seen the sexual organs of any pet on the show, nor have the ponies refered to them with gender appropriate pronouns (Dash couldn't tell a Tortoise from a Turtle, I doubt she checked his pecker and just said "he's got a certain... tenacity" as the default pronoun.)

Anyway, now that we cleared that up, please stop poking holes in my beautiful works of art. :heart: :twilightsheepish:

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Thank you. I have been waiting for that comment since I released the story. For your valiant comment, I will allow you to release a new Gwenwyn chapter tonight. Please? :scootangel:

Come on, I'll do anything! ANYTHING!
*unzips pants*
:pinkiecrazy:

.... I think I'm actually becoming insane.

Wait... are you actually doing 1001 stories:rainbowderp: 'cause if so I have to see this

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Twilight won't be so lucky when she's returned to her own body in a few days, chained and gagged in a dark basement with Celestia thinking she's an alien. :pinkiehappy:

Oh karma, how I love you.

Chapter eight: Two Bronies One Wish:

It had landed on its base and the lamp began to spew blue smoke out. The room seemed to darken and the windows rattled as a cloud materialized in mid air. There was a flash and a large genie appeared in the living room.

Ladies and gentlemen- Oh, who am I kidding, this is the internet. Gentlemen pretending to be ladies and gentlemen- Who am I kidding this is fimfiction and this is a clop. Horndogs pretending to be ladies and horndogs, I present to you: Robin Williams!

“Good, I wish i was Rainbow Dash.”

The second "I" should be capitalized.

"...I wish Rainbow Dash was real, and she would appear and then have to do everything I say.”

Is that not technically three wishes?

The room begins to spend as I struggle to stay afloat in mid air...

You may mean "spin."

This story is surprisingly similar to Cult of Bronies.

If I ever get a Rainbow Dash sex slave, I am not sharing her with my friends.

The moral of the story? If you and your friends are of the same mindset, and you each get a wish from a genie, say your wishes in front of each other and go last.

Chapter nine: Xtreme Alicorn Death Match:

Before her lay the baby dragon, his head twisted backward and bones thrust from his limbs. Blood was pooling on the floor from the multiple fractures and he looked more like a damaged stuffed animal then a living creature.

They do not make dragons the way they used to.

"...You ruined my life, Sunset’s life, Flim, Flam, Iron Will—the six of you are a menace and you are the ring leader!"

The only one I feel bad for in that sentence is Iron Will. He taught Fluttershy to be assertive and gracefully bowed out when Fluttershy refused to pay him.

"...I feel like I live in a world of cardboard, constantly controlling my magic, afraid a single lapse in concentration will break something, to break someone.” She looked down at Trixie, pure energy pouring out of her eyes and mouth as she spoke. “Ever since I discovered my cutie mark I’ve made sure to never lose control, even for a moment, or ponies would die. But you can take it, can’t you Great and Powerful Trixie? What we have here is a rare opportunity for me to cut loose, and show you the full power of my magic!"

Twilight is best the Superman and Trixie is the best Darkseid.

Trixie felt every ounce of flesh melting off her like candle wax. Her barely animate bones remained the only thing conducting arcane energy through her horn. Organs had long since evaporated and her skull remained the only thing between the searing heat and her mind. Agonizing pain reached her brain, making her lose focus. She felt her mandible fall to the ground and then several bones falling apart.

If Torchwood: Miracle Day has taught us anything, it is that immortality, or more accurately, the inability to die has its drawbacks.

It is true, Badass Twilight = Total Domination, and because of her badassery, The End is Neigh.

These were all pretty awesome, I hope at least one of my suggestions made the cut. KBO.:twilightsmile:

As emotionally cliche as it sounds, I wouldn't make her my sex slave. I couldn't, it wouldn't feel right, and I'd never be able to live with myself.

3414185 Morals are the thing that seperate White knight paladin protagonists,Chaotic Neutral Anti-Heroes,And Black Knight Love to hate them bastards

is there a list of accepted prompts if not were either of mine accepted?


also new prompt cutie mark crusaders interdemensional/galactic travelers YAY!

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it is on my g docs but I never made it public. I don't see you on there yet. What was the prompt and I'll add it.

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1.guy wakes up as derpy hooves in the tardis.
2.psych crossover.

The heat had ignited the very air on fire.

Congratulations Twilight, you started a firestorm. very cleaver.


I keep seeing comments about other oneshots but i only see 2 chapters. do i need to send my eyes back to the manufacturer for repairs?

Also my idea for a oneshot.

South African brony turns into a Bat-Pony (because reasons) gets hunted and killed for Muti.(Fucked up traditional medicine)
Wiki on Muti-Killings < An unfortunate thing about my country.

also because its set in South Africa you can use the place Tweebuffelsmeteenskootmorsdoodgeskietfontein just to fuck with your readers.

Oh, I see what you did. You decided to combine all of your one-shots together. Now, I get to go through them and see which ones I have read and which I have not. :yay:

Chapter four: Cutie Mark Crusader Sleepover:

“Well this sure is borin’, ah wonder what we can do while in bed?”

The a in "ah" should be capitalized.

“Ah think ah just wet the bed.”

The a in "ah" should be capitalized.

Explode in my, Scoots, it’s tasty!

There is a word missing between "my" and "Scoots."

“I don’t know, I kinda liked the pony part of the story!” Westley Crusher said.

I am sure you probably know this already, but it is "Wesley."

Funny. However, not your best work. This is one of those times when too many cooks spoil the broth.

This is the best fan fiction in existence.

I like this. I want a movie of this.

This one was definitely relevant to my interests!:raritystarry:

You just had to make Rarity a psycho bitch. You took a perfectly good story about Rarity kidnapping her friend, dressing her up and treating her like a baby, drugging and raping her, and made it weird by making Rarity crazy. However, since it is so close to Christmas, and it was a rape story, I forgive you. As a peace offering, take this Fluttershy ahegao.:fluttershbad: KBO.:twilightsmile:

Heheh, not to fond of permanent unbirth but once again you surprise me and get me to enjoy permanent vore. Kudos to you sir!:moustache:

The feeling of the two ponies stretching her out as they slid inside was incredibly.

"Incredibly" what?

Now that the two ponies had only their heads outside of Twilight’s marehood they expected her to stop.

I am not sure, however you may need a comma between "marehood" and "they."

Twilight continued rubbing at the two ponies in her womb.

What happened to Scootaloo?*

Only the womb where the two ponies now rested was still expanded.

What happened to Scootaloo?*

She spent the day playing with herself and nurturing the two ponies by rubbing her belly.

]What happened to Scootaloo?*

“And Scootaloo was younger and didn’t give me nearly as much fun.”

*Never mind.

“Oh, alicorns continue to grow, that’s why Celestia is so big! I doubt it was anything I ate,” Twilight said.

Who else but Twilight!?:twilightsmile:

For some reason I kept thinking about Tauntauns... Oh, right, I know why. You made me laugh and... other things. Here, have a Twilight ahegao.:twilightoops: KBO.:twilightsmile:

So you got the surprise ready?”

You may want to put a comma between "so"and "you."

Him and Braeburn had been long time friends of Caramel and I.

Should "him" not be "he?"

...hot and slick, and bound to the table he couldn’t move an inch.

You may want to put a comma between "table" and "he."

Um... um... huh... uh... Not normally something I read, my preferences tend to skew towards Female/Female. This was a... defiantly... this was a change of pace, alright. I am secure enough in my heterosexuality to admit that I was a little turned on. You have a way of making me enjoy things I usually do not. KBO.:twilightsmile:

Well, this is definately interesting thanks Kaidan

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Woohoo, you're welcome. First time with a M/M fic and I was told it was a bit mechanical in structure, but at least it turned our well. Merry Christmas.

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