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CartsBeforeHorses


Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.

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Promised riches beyond her wildest dreams, Rainbow Dash joins the multi-level marketing business Amway. Of course, it's not all it's cracked up to be. It's actually a pyramid scheme, and now Dash is in danger of losing her money.

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*sees title*

This won't end well... :twilightoops:

Amway

NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN.

This has flavors of "Mentally Advanced" to it. Awesome story

3413825 Alex Morton approves :pinkiecrazy:

Haha, almost sounds like investment banking too :rainbowwild:. Certainly knew a few people who got sued by their families and friends after the economic crash in 2008.

Considering I don't know what Amway is, that I know how pyramid schemes tend to work out, and the fact that RD is probably going to be a punchline, I found this very enjoyable.

This almost happened to me with Vector (Cutco).

Luckily, I did a quick Google search after they "hired" me and backed out. :rainbowlaugh:

Good story, made me laugh! :rainbowlaugh:

Same thing for most work-from-home online jobs as well, just with programs and tutorials so you can build up their web-link base for sites no one has ever heard about or will likely flop by the following week. Only thing is with them supplying the programming and via online, no telling if the real scheme is just to get to your bank account, no matter how little is in there.

Was once desperate enough to try one of these, then I thought about that last part...

Ay somebody show this pony the AMWAY CENTERRRRR

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