• Member Since 24th Feb, 2013
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Sanity is overated anyways.


(Humanized Ponies Warning)

A series of short stories based around the characters of Jokers Wild and Ace of Hearts. Perry can finally enjoy a normal life, and Catacomb can finally have the vacation he has been looking for, without having to worry about any more life or death situations involving the fate of the world or the safety of their new friends. Ark just doesn't care. Between them and the other members of T.E.S.T, can they actually find a way to relax in the quiet town? Probably not, but trivial facts, not important.

These stories take place after Ace of Hearts but before All In. Fifty-Three Pickup is not necessary to read or is it an important part of the storyline. It is meant to be fun little episodes and nothing more.

Chapters (13)
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Comments ( 27 )

3393373 I would say look it up...but that might be a bad idea :twilightblush: It is a kind of guide.

Bahahahahah... Oh man this story is amazing.
Keep up the excellent work . Also Kama Sutra lawllll

Im enjoying Ark more and more :D

Nice too see some focus on the three characters. Keep up the nice work.

3411240 Thanks for the comments. :twilightsmile: To be fair, this is really e just letting off some steam from writing all those dramatic and tense chapters. It is nice to do so as well, and if you have any suggestions or situations you want to have played out, send me a message and I will see about working it in. Thanks again and have a great day

3457555 Muffins make everything all better. :pinkiehappy:

Indeed they do, are perhaps going to ship Ark with anyone? I'm guessing Dash or Pinkie:duck:

3458782 We all know that Ark's heart secretly belongs to gummy. :pinkiecrazy:

:rainbowlaugh: Ok I couldn't even type that with a straight face. I do plan on a romance, though telling you who would ruin half the fun of writing it out. :raritywink:

Haha I can't wait, so far your stories have all rocked.

Gummy would be an interesting choice, would Pinkie be his best mare?:rainbowkiss:

3493662 Indeed she would. It will be a marvelous ceremony with...ok I am sorry I can't do this anymore. There will be no gummyxark thing going on. I am sorry if I have accidently rose your hopes too high there.

Thank you again for supporting my stories. I am almost through with these, as they were just meant as a wind down from serious and as a way for me to be just a bit silly. The hard part about trying to write drama/action based stories is not becoming too dramaie or actiony...if that makes any sence whatsoever.


I get ya, you're trying not to overrate it to the point it becomes utter bull. And your not doing that, your giving just the right amount of action and fluff that its very believable. :twilightsmile:

That was nice... Too nice though. Nopony got fried by lightning. :trollestia: Then again... I liked the slight tension near the end.

3511129 Twilight has been trying to behave herself. Probably should have a talk with her about that ::pinkiehappy:

Thanks for the comment, though. I highly doubt Perry and Rainbow aren't going to be sore in the morning, so at least it wasn't 'that' nice.

3511145 I suppose that's true about the nice part... And yes. Twilight does need a good 'talking' to. Cata might be able to help with that. :trollestia:

Just read the last 4-5 chapters or so.

Really enjoying these chapters, keep up the nice work. It's nice to see some more slice-of-life kinda stuff instead of just pure action, not that its normally a bad thing, but it is nice that there is some character building going on :pinkiehappy:

3605177 Thank you very much for the comment. I wasn't sure that many people enjoyed it, but it is still fun to let them be silly and have fun and be carefree. There is still tense moments, but that is just a part of life. Thanks again for your continued support, and have a great day :twilightsmile:

Don't mess with sergeant slaughter, he's as strong as they come he can take on 100 cobras and set them on the run

3789936 I have absolutely no idea what this means, but I like it. Glad to know you're still hanging around. :twilightsmile:

"The only sounds audible were the crackling of the fire roasting marshmallows to a blackened crisp. Catacomb fumbled about, embarrassed beyond belief. Not because of the sets of eyes staring on in awe and wonder, or just plain confusion. He could easily tolerate that, as he has on a regular basis. He was always able to be confident in any situation. He was embarrassed this time around because he could swear that hearing about his achievement turned his girlfriend on."

Oh god this made me laugh.
Not the best considering its just past midnight.

Fuck it, good story :pinkiehappy:

Looking forwards to more updates Man.Loved everything so far, keep up the awesome work.

3791045 These were all fun to do. Mostly self indulgent silliness with no real direction, but it was nice to have no real direction or plot, and just write about stuff. Last one here gave me a bit of trouble, holidays and job hunting while trying to tie in a few elements from JW just because why not.

Already working on the outline for the last story, though the name for it currently eludes me. Anyways, thank you for the support. Until next time, have a great day.

3790722 ....Wow.

Yeah, I was REALLY drunk last night.

Loved the story so far :rainbowkiss:! also this time i actually mean the comment for you!:fluttershyouch:

3793788 Thanks. :rainbowlaugh: I thought it was funny, so no problem.

3791423 Same to you, sergeant slaughter.

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