The God of Hellfire - Choose Your Own Adventure! (Alpha)

by RyanPAPP

A Choice

YOU CHOSE: Poking your head out

You poked your head out the window and shouted!

You silly twat, you were simply at a crossroads and waiting for another carriage to pass by before you! Now you've made yourself look like a fool in front of the thousands of bright-eyed towns-Dandelions that were staring at you!

"What a nutter..." Some of them remarked, turning back to doing their daily routine of playing Soduko with the local ant population.

Embarrassed, you sheepishly pull your head back in. Soon, the cart began moving once more and you were back to doodling on your notepad.

PICK A CHOICE:
--Crudely draw a penis.
--Draw an immense battlefield filled with opposing Squirrel Civil War factions staring intently at one another while weeping at the powerful message you're coneying.
--Recreate the Mona Lisa as it would appear in a Lady GaGa music video.