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FLuffy, pointless clop. Not too shabby.

"Military things?" You joining the Army? I'll be waiting for you...:pinkiecrazy:

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Mos 11x. Shooting for 11b plus Airborne and Rangers.

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11 Boom-Boom? Yeah, you're coming through me. When do you ship out? I work at the inprocessing battalion right now, so I'll probably run into you at some point.

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Hard to say. I talked to my recruiter and I still have to take the asvab as well as going to meps. I have just recently been able to meet body fat regulations since I used to be freaking obese, but I'm hoping to take the asvab soon and head to meps by the end of April.

Hopefully I ship out as soon as possible.

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Ah. Well, I come off the trail on April 17th, so we're gonna miss each other. Just remember:

*always stand at parade rest for NCO's

*always have a battle buddy

*your weapon is never more than an arm's length away

*Your battle buddy may save your life in combat, but his ass will fall asleep on guard

*No, you can not utilize the latrine.

*When in doubt, beat your face.

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Well hell if we do ever pass each other you would know with the Celestia tattoo on my arm. Ha!

4162382 Hey fellow military brony. PFC Chandler here. Nice ta meet ya. Lets welcome our fellow military brony members! Hooah

4162562 Something he didn't mention above,

Don't be a shitbag. Your battles will hate you for it.

Shepherd! My friend! You saved Tuchunka and got a wife! good for you! :yay:
This was a good story. I wish you luck with your military stuff and thanks for your service! May Discord look on you with favor as he drowns your enemies in chocolate rain! :pinkiehappy:

wait, the end confused me because the first line says that the protagonist is called brown sugar. unless 'you're' was meant to be spelled 'your'.

I have an OC Named Brown Sugar.

That Gears of War three reference though.
good story, have a like.

Anyway. The other orders were simple. An erotic cake for a local Bacherlorette party, more edible lingerie, this one for Flash Sentry and his boyfriend Shining Armor. You were sad for Princess Cadence when news came out of her husband cheating on her with a fellow guard. A male one at that but happy in the end when she hooked up with that Special Forces soldier Clayton Carmine.

Pinkie Pie and her husband Cheese Sandwich came all the way from Las Pegasus for their friends Bachelor and Bachelorette parties. Turns out that the erotic cake you made was for Pinkies friend Rainbow Dash to celebrate her up incoming wedding to her fiancé Warrant Officer A-239 Emile Williams

It kind of surprised everyone that Twilight being the queens student strayed away from her studies and found companionship with her husband Doctor Who
And for Fluttershy? The timid girl that hid behind her hair when she first met you, married the local couch and pen store owner Davenport.
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I'm John Shepard and 'Sugar-Cube Corner is my favorite eatery in Equestria.........god i love this story




stay classy:moustache:

Comment posted by Reformed Discord deleted Apr 11th, 2015

How come you put in the story that mrs cup (in the show known as mrs cake) has brown fur? On the show she has blue fur.

Considering the title, i think this joke is entirely appropriate

4162562 how come on the story you said she has brown fur? On the show She has blue fur.


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She has brown skin... She's human.

6326719 I know but in other stories when their human their skin is the same color as their fur in the show. I'm sorry I thought that you were thinking her fur was brown in the show. I'm not trying to be rude I just misunderstood what you were doing.

6326993 and if you want I can tell you a new story that no one has ever done before. The story I was thinking of, I think it should be a one chapter story since it doesn't have much to it but you can make it more chapters. Well if you even want to do it. If you do I'll send it through mail so no one else can see it.

All of it was good none of it was crap good Job

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