113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

by Super Trampoline

Special Guest Author Horse Voice: Aria Blaze/The Devil

In a burst of hellfire, the Devil appeared in the sirens' mansion. ''I have come to claim my mortal vessel,'' he said.

''Oh, that,'' Aria said, wrinkling her nose at the smell of brimstone. ''It's in the morgue.''

''What?''

''I did have it, but I drowned it for the insurance.''

''What!''

''I waited a while, but you took too long to keep your end of the deal.''

''WHAT!''

''I told you, I hate children.''

A high, iron scream of rage echoed across the dimensions as the Prince of Darkness fled to the underworld.

''Everyone's a critic,'' Aria said.

Author's Note:

I'm not sure Horse Voice quite gets the concept of "shipping" here, but let's give him a round of applause and a hearty thank you anyway! He's the best dark pony writer on the net, you know. Go check out his stories!

Comments

[Chaotic Note]

hmm... not quite the trumpet hornXTwilight, but it's decent

[Forgoten Null]

Umm, congrats?

i.imgur.com/m0LYLRD.jpg?1

This is probably due to weirdness with fimfictions analytics today from the server change that I already pointed out here, but if I were you then I would just take it in stride.

[Jack of a Few Trades]

6135823 Just gonna ask you real quick: How do you still have the banners?

[Super Trampoline]

6135823 Yeah, I took a screen shot but didn't want to blog about it since I just released a blog a few hours ago. Thank you!

[Super Trampoline]

6135841 Don't you know that's how the Land of Ooo came to be? The Mushroom wars? img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120709215129/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/9/90/New_Map_of_Ooo.jpg

[Forgoten Null]

6135832
I cheated, obviously...

Ok, I'll walk you through it. First, I have Chrome, so no clue if this will work on another browser, but you're welcome to try if you have something else.

Now, get the stylish extension. For chrome it can be found here, for future refrence, obvious hyperlinks are obvious.

Once you have that installed, go into it and select "Write New Style" and copy/paste the following syntax into the box provided.

---

.pin_nav_bar_spacer {
display: block!important;
background-image: url(http://i.imgur.com/JKAMsZe.png);
background-position: center;
background-repeat: no-repeat;
height: 174px!important;
}
.header {
width: 1300px!important;
}
.user-page-header {
margin-left: auto!important;
margin-right: auto!important;
width: 1300px!important;
}

---

Once you have that replace "http://i.imgur.com/JKAMsZe.png" with any direct image link (png only if memory serves though) that is 1300 pixles wide by 174 pixles tall (I'm using one that's 175 pixles tall becasue I'm naughty though). As for finding the images, I had to painstakingly resurrected Fluttershy for mine by finding the source image, which was harder than it should have been, and cropping it properly. You can use whatever image you want, but you have to go get/make it yourself.

Then, fill in the syntax as according to the related picture.

i.imgur.com/vuk3fuS.png

Once you have that said and done, you should have "seamless integration" or at least close to it. There are a few new addresses on fimfiction that I haven't bothered to add to the list, but I'm sure you can figure it out with what I've said here so far.

Cheers, Null

[Forgoten Null]

6135843
AAAAnd it's gone already.

Was fun while it lasted though, right?

[Jack of a Few Trades]

6135873 You are just an awesomely helpful person. Thanks a million for that!

i.imgur.com/FOIZZx5.png

For now, this will work. Later I will get a better image.

[Forgoten Null]

6135956
Protip, if you can stand it, zooming in to 150% zoom makes it wrap the full screen. Has the same effect for all the other non-wrapped elements of the site.

And anytime.

[Jack of a Few Trades]

6135996 i.imgur.com/suwdvtk.png

I did one better. Thanks again!