113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

by Super Trampoline

Guest V̶i̶c̶t̶i̶m̶ Author: xjuggernaughtx/Cheerilee

The author struggled, but tape strapped him securely to the school chair. Above him, an imposing magenta figure loomed.

''Soooooo, I hear you ship me, Juggers.''

''Please don't hurt me, Miss. I have a family!''

''Really? You should have thought about that before putting me through horrible dates.''

''I didn't think you were real!''

The school marm sauntered to her desk, grabbing a long wooden ruler. ''Oh, the pain you'll feel will be very real.'' She straddled the restrained stallion and he whinnied: ''I need an adult!''

Her whisper stank of whiskey. ''Honey, I am an adult.''

Author's Note:

xjuggernaughtx insists "the Xs are silent." If you like watching ponies suffer on horrible dates (and given that you're here, you probably do, be sure to check out xjuggernaughtx's wonderful Cheerilee's Thousand

Since I couldn't choose just one Cheerilee ruler picture, have three!

Comments

[xjuggernaughtx]

If I ever run into Cheerilee, I deserve whatever punishment she sees fit to mete out.

[Chaotic Note]

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still smells like jailbait

[Super Trampoline]

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[Chaotic Note]

now that i'm looking at the pics, third one is muh fave

[Seether00]

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I'll just leave this here.