Live in the U.S.A in Wyoming, im a farmer. if you would like to know more, ask me, i like to talk.
A former soldier, now an intisocial farmer in Wyoming who just wants to be left alone and spend the rest of his days catering to the farm, has recently lost everything in this life. From everyday things, to losing his family and the ones he loves (through strange circumstances) and to the horrors he faced in the war. Seeming to start to go insane, he finds that what he needs is friends...unusual friends from a very unlikely place, in which he promises to get them back... somehow.
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Oh boy. I can already tell this story's gonna get dislikes. xD dat grammar
Aww ain't this man the badass. Because it's totally possible to get RPG's and firkin Rad suits in the middle of fucking farmville. xD
I can literally see the accent in this writing lel.
Wait so it's only him and his grandad now? Holy shit's that's gotta suck.
Get a girlfriend maaaayne you loserIf this had a romance tag I would easily be able to see the Flutters shipping through this. xD
Target practice. xD We got the nigga up in dis hood yo. Animal fuckers can be cool though lol.
I've noticed the grammar suddenly got much better though. Maybe this'll do better than I thought. People seem to hate shitty grammar lol.
TIL you can say things with deadly precision. I'm gonna use that..
Do they really say that kinda stuff in places like that? I'd think they'd wait on it being the emotional hit might hinder their work/progress. Then again I can be a stupid nigga.
Wow this is actually alot better than I expected it to be. xD The bad grammar and description for the story made it seem like it was gonna suck. This 'might' be rushed, but I can't really tell lol. At least I like it.
+1 for grabbing a shotgun out of fucking nowhere. xD
Ah so this a PoE Not an HiE? This could get really interesting.. I just realized though. I think you need to add 'human' in the tags. Being there's humans in this.
dem caps
A 'quick' check? Just how quick mountain-boy. xD
Oh I kept thinking this was Fluttershy not Twilight lol.
Holy shit he spent over an hour doing all of that. I think the time went by too fast there. xD
Lol dat mare be talkin' bro. you lucky sonbitch gettin a cute mare up in your hood. DO YOU REALIZE WHAT I WOULD DO FOR THAT!?!? HUH!?!?
Dayum. I think I'm just gonna bookmark this and stalk it occasionally. xD I think it's good and that you should continue. Then again my opinions can be vastly different from others lol.
A fellow hick is hear to say some words was not spelled right. But don't worry my first chapter the grammer was horrable like be put to death horrable! But you will improve in later chapters "Hillbilly Honor"
hey yall, thanks for all the coments, i do live on a farm so ill try and get th next chapter up as soon as i can. not much spare time round here. thanks. and ill work on my gramar. its my first story sorry about that.
hey guys, let yall know, it might be another week to week ad a half till the next chapter, me abd my family taged out on elk and deer. so between cuttin meat and workin the ranch, it becomes a little difficult. ill do my best!! let me know waht u guys think that the catagories should be. im not real sure wat this would fall under. thanks.
Told ya your grammer would improve. Every thing was great from what I read.
What would I do for some fresh deer to.
I see there's a new chapter up in dis hood lel
Lol dat mare be screamin'. I can only imagine how amazing that would sound. Mmm.. I like how our first reaction is to scream at everything though.
Aw hell yeah we got dat half-naked grandpa showin off his smezzyness
Mmm yes I'm sure your grandpa has quite the rod.
Lol if that's what happens if you become crazy I'd loooove to become crazy lel.
Of course old people aren't going to be surprised. They've seen so much shit in their lives their surprisement function or organ or whatever doesn't even work anymore. Imagine if everyone had that mentality tho
Lol I'd think Andy would be the nervous one and Twilight be all chill and shizz. Unless maybe it's earlier Twilight or something I dunno
God hooves are so cute. ;~;
I like this old man lel
Dayum she's one small motherfucker. Just imagine how small the fillies would be. Srsly that's fuckin small nigga
Instant human? Loldafuq
dem caps
Lol so apparently the princesses were bored as fuck and didn't care about any possible scenarios and decided to dick around with magic with their student. yaaaaaa
Now all I can think of with Andy's appearance is some half-woman half-man looking guy with long, dirty black treads for hair and a fucking double if not triple chin where he has his fucking spaghetti beard. Fabulous.
Don't forget to mention that both the princesses are also lesbians that are in a massively incestuous relationship.OHGODHERECOMESTHERELGIOUSFIGHTSDON'TEVERSAYJESUS'SNAMEWITHOUTEXPECTINGRAMPANTCHRISTAINNIGGERSTORAGEANDHATE
Yeah Andy piss in that fucking toilet. Make it so fucking loud man prove your god damn dominance.
Ha Twilight has watersports fetish I just know it
A good buck? I'm gonna use dat shit mayne..
Because Grandpan Roddy knows everything and everything he says it automatically right no-matter what. That's a good old person achievement. If he was wiser though he'd whisper in Andy's ear "Use a condom"
Yeah you better be stunned you little shit Andy. I know people who would kill you for their chance with Twilight. Huehuehuehue
All this fucking reminds me of Cartman.
THEY AREN'T PONIES YOU DUMB SHIT ANDY. REAL LIFE PONIES ARE A DISGRACE AND ARE FOREVER TO BE CALLED HORSES, BECAUSE HORSES IS AN UGLY ASS NAME!!
I remember one time I tried jacking off in-front of my cat to see what he would do. He didn't really pay that much attention to it.. I had to like shove it in his face to get him to look at it. I mean sure he might not be gay but c'mon an erect dick is fuckin hot. Just saying..
No bears don't shit in the woods. They shit on the ground you stupid tard
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww earth horses. Nothing is attractive about them. .-.
Yeah you better imagine that Celestia Andy. Imagine that huge fuckin flank you just wanna slap so fucking hard. Ohhhh yeah imagine that shit and be happy
Legend says that horse isn't around anymore
This has so many signs of a romance story it's not even penisy. Maybe it's all in my head lol.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH LETS TAKE DAT TRIPLE-CHIN DOWN TO A DOUBLE-CHIN NOW! THAT'S GOTTA HURT
For a second I legitly thought Twilight was shocked at his now double-chin. xD
Ohgod she might end up being stuck there. Good.... good..... now all I have to do is find where this 'Andy' lives and take her.... yes.. yes..... maybe be nice and leave him with a Woody as well.
I'd think Twilight would keep stressing over the fact she can't use magic. She'd pretty much be fucked there forever and if I was her I'd.. well if I was her I'd end up getting a crush on myself but yeah I'd be pretty freaking concerned and scared.
Oh so magic does work. Lucky little shat.
Aww exhausted mares are so fucking cute.. all covered in sweat and sexy as fuck. <3
...I, actually wouldn't mind eating a pair of balls... only if it was from Braeburn though. Lel
Lol. Applejack eats meat fool. Her brother's meat, that is. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
She sure understanded real quick
egh I hate people who say Grub. It's just so nasty mayneee meh
Lol Twilight be lookin at dat sexy body. I wouldn't mind tattooing my asscheeks to make it look like tits tho. I'd show ass cleavage like a damn boss.
I think yer grandpa finally found the titty bar Andy. Don't sweat it
But then again at that age you can get heart attacks from that shit. I swear if he actually ends up being dead I'm gonna be so damn pissed
God fucking damn though Twilight would look so hot at that moment. Fuck...
Oh you mother fucking little nigger nagger. Damnit your grandpa just had to find the fucking titty bar didn't he. God damnit
Well good story so far. Damn this turned out to be really long but that just means more crap for you to read. And yes I know there's excessive cursing but I guess that's just the mood I'm in right now lol. If Roddy is actually dead though then it's basically just him and Twilight. Aside from obvious sex in the future, it would technically just be him left. Damnnn if he was alone I wouldn't be surprised if he suicided.
Keep it up. just miner grammer probs. other than that I'm hooked.
3458477 thank ya kindly. im trying to work on my grammar and spelling but english class was never my strong suit in highschool.
3488797 Lol amen to the dude. Trust me F doesn't mean good job.
3394174 hey, new chapter up if your interested.
hey yall, i wanna apologize toeveryone whos read my story or is reading it a waiting for the next chapter. ran into some money troubles and some farm and truck troubles. im ganna try and get it out as soon as i can thank you all for being patient. agin i apoligize. tell your friends bout my fanfic! and always thank you and stay frosty!