Captain of the Royal Guard Shining Armor creates a Special Task force called the Equestrian Anti-Heat Forces made of male Royal Guard, Wonderbolts, secret agents of the Royal Guard, and brave stallion volunteers, all over Equestria designed to defend stallions all over the world from any unwanted sexual intercourse with mares. The princesses objected since heat season is a law of nature that must not be disturbed. Luna and Celestia let their little group pass anyway, knowing it will fail and that they'll accept their roles in the heat season. Shining Armor organizes it believing sexual intercourse is something that should never be forced upon any pony that doesn't want it. Ponyville is where the most potent heat season is located since all bearers of the Elements of Harmony live there. Big Mac, Flash Sentry, Braeburn, the city guard platoon, and a handful of other stallions join in the EAHF to keep themselves safe long enough for heat season to end. Will this new operation go through with a success, or will the Mane 6 and the female population majority overwhelm the male population, getting what their hormones are burning for?
Thats silly! Which male being don't want sexual intercourse?
The ones that wanna live. Did you know it's possible to die from having too much sexual intercourse? If you put too much physical strain on your body it's most likely you'll have a heart attack. And since the Equestrian population is mostly female that's very little male to go around. Just pointin it out!
Death by SNU-SNU, worth it.
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the ending of this chapter killed me
dahey was that?
And so it begins, The greatest battle of our generation!
We fight for our homes!
We fight for our families!
We fight for all those who came before us!
Today we fight for FREEDOM!!
Join me brothers!!!
*Two stallions stare at the raving madpony coverd in paint*
SS: " who is that guy? "
DW: " i have no idea? "
SS: " should we listen too him? "
DW: " well he is shouting. "
Doctor whooves most dangerous mission yet
Mares in Heat.
Id watch that episode.
*Grabs some popcorn*
Woo go Incognito!!
That was pretty ninja.
The hilarity in this chapter is Over 8000!!!
god damn so intense
Umm what happened?
This chapter seems to have dropped a few degrees of quality,
And the others were so good that now im confused.
I for one wouldnt mind less humor and more story.
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I have to wonder why this is never talked about in the show?
(Begins thinking about it)
Right, it's a show for eight year old's, so they can't talk about sex.
im guessing its celestia most likely 0_0 I really hope that its not the 'other' side we now and fear of
3514335 let us writer ruin little girls innocence then!
3371054 is it? is it really?
3370816 well.....i mean..... well um we...
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3374821 fuck yea!
i need to play some call of duty right now
Rarity knows acupuncture and beat a guard? I doubt about this 1.
Rainbow Dash uses a sonic rainbow to knock out a guard whiteout self-knocking? Something it´s wrong here.
Apple Jack knocks a guard whit a buck, lucky shoot.
Oh, everything have sense now, mostly.
Incognito u are my Hero now, well u just ranked high on my list.
What?
3636642 Yeah now that I look back I should've said Rarity knows some paralyzing spell or something. And for Rainbow Dash perhaps I should've said she went really fast, but not 10x the speed of sound fast but fast enough to drop-kick Soarin through a building or... I don't know.
Oh damn I just noticed... Ch. 8 is Ch. 9... crap sorry about that...
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No worries. It´s more dynamic your way, but feels odd.
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Who are you, Zoiberg? Snu-Snu it´s the best way to go.
I hope you're not dead. Hey, nice fic! I'd love to read the continuation! :D
WOW, and I thought Twilight would be more reasonable. I'm dissapointed.
Spikes not that bad .-.
I love this :3
DUDE!
Great story,i need more!!!