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Sunset was looming and the solar lady, Princess Celestia of Equestria was on her way to her private chambers. The day had been long and she was glad that Luna would take over soon. But before that, she would visit her little sister and have a nice conversation with her. But first she had to freshen up.
It was at this point in her trail of thought, when she heard a loud giggling from a break room door, right next to her.
She recognized the voice immediately. It was Lore, unicorn guard directly responsible for her personal safety and currently off duty.
For a moment, the princess wondered what could have possibly made the usually rather reserved soldier giggle like that, when a second voice chimed in. It was Stormbreak, pegasus guard, sun division and on the same time table as lore.
AND also Lore's coltfriend.
Celestia's ideas about homosexuality were rather simple, as seen in the laws of Equestria.
Luckily the original draft was long forgotten: "I don't care what my subjects do in private as long as it's consensual and there are no minors or non sentient being involved, now stop bugging me and let me eat my breakfast you intolerant cretin! You should be glad I don't have you flogged for wasting my time!"
That minister really had no business to have her woken up...
Anyways, as Celestia was about continue her way, she could make out the words that were spoken.
"My turn, lovercolt!" Lore announced loudly.
"Hey, no horn! That's cheating!" lamented the pegasus.
The sun princess stopped. NO! They wouldn't!
"Oh, that is cheating? Fine! Hoofs! BOTH!"
Celestia's eyes went wide. This had a very reasonable explanation. She hoped!
"I wouldn't mind that, but you know the rules! You know what you are supposed to use!" came Stormbreak's voice again.
"Fine, but that won't end well!" Lore commented.
The princess was on the edge. What was going on in there? Should she go in?
"That won't end well!" Stormbreak commented. "Hey! No! Pull it out! Pull it out!"
"Oh, look at the mess I made!" Lore yelled suddenly. "You get it up again! You seem to like the taste of wood today..."
That was enough! Celestia turned and burst into the room.
"What are you two doing?" she yelled at two frightened stallions.
"P... playing Jenga..." Stormbreak offered in a frightened voice, fiddling with several little logs of wood on the table between them.
"Exactly!" the princess kept proclaiming, hoping she could ride the anger before the shame would set in. "I was looking for the game!"
She grabbed the box and the logs, turned and headed towards her quarters, not stopping until she was inside.
Lore looked at his playmate. "What just happened?"
"I have no idea..." Stormbreak answered with a sigh "So... what do we do now?"
"Oh, I have one idea..." Lore answered, a sheepish and slightly sultry grin invaded his features.
"Hmm...? OH! I like that!" the pegasus answered "But... just the two of us?"
"Let's ask Phalanx and Dusty, they are off duty too!" the unicorn offered.
"Great idea! Those two are always happy to swallow some balls!"
And then they played Hungry Hungry Hippo!
SORRY!
Stormbreak and Lore belong to Frutineo and VelvetHeart and are used with permission.
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The author accepts the fact that he will go to hell for this!
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Don't worry, you'll be in good company there.
Now, please excuse me as I start packing. Last I heard, the place is both hotter than the sun, and colder than outer space at once.
1424106 Crowded too. Lots 'o politicians.....
1424193
Nah, they have a special place that's set apart from them, it's like the hell of hell.
Oh, I love hungry hungry hippos! Actually, I'm undefeated at that game! Totally serious.
Great story! Glad to see it update!
11537 -cough- OR ARE THERE? dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Luna_lolface.png dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/shrug_Luna_apple.png
LOL
1424423 Yeah, I should. Do you know any good books about Equestrian history from 1000 years ago?
1424352 It IS a great game. That's why they have it in the royal break rooms.
I will never look at Jenga the same again....Curse you dave! This once innocent game is now spoiled.
Celestia's a boss when it comes to thinking on the fly. That was even more epic than the "used gun" scene from Lord of war!
1424584 Then my job here is done!
1424697 Celestia had to deal with Discord and Luna knows how many monsters and crisis in her time. It takes a Changeling queen powered by the power of true love to make her lose face. And those are hard to come by.
1424987
Hmm, though I do appreciate an evil mind, that works like mine...Your hired!
1425021 I'm not evil! I'm just misunde... HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA, sorry, couldn't keep a straight face. Now, what other childhood memory can I twist and defile until everyone cringes at the mere thought of it? Excuse me, I have to consult my "What would George Lucas do" Armband.
1425040
George Lucas Armband? Oh my goodness you are PURE evil! I like it.
I've been on the inside of that situation before.
Dammit, you should have a warning label on this fic! I almost choked to death on my gum!
Fun fact: I've never actually played Hungry Hungry Hippos before.
One of these days I'm gonna read an Innocent Innuendo fanfic/chapter that actually has a subversion in it. And it will be a glorious day!
1430703 Fun fact: The second story I ever published was a Cthulhu parody and the cult leader is a carry over from back then.
It's amazing how easy it is sometimes for what's said while playing games to be interpreted as innuendos.
After reading all of this thus far, I can say this is silly and I'm enjoying it.
1647217 And that is all that I'm trying to write here... silly stuff. Thanks for enjoying.
once again BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA its cliche, its silly, and dammit its fun as hell
you have become one of my favorite authors you monster 
1424306 Do they share it with child molesters and people who talk in theaters?
Ahahahaha ahhhhhhh well played good sir well playex
1424096 Tell satan he still owes me five bucks. I swear, that guy. Can't trust him at all.
So, all of the innuendo huh? I was sick of Jenga anyway, it's all anyone wants to play.
Oh gods, that was AWFUL!
>>>I don't care what my subjects do in private as long as it's consensual and there are no minors or non sentient being involved>>>
Given that virtually every animal life form in Equestria would qualify as sentient, except maybe Gummy, this really only excludes vegetation...
Included in the 'sentient so can boink' list: dragons, hydras, manticores, all of Fluttershy's pets...
Dash is ok with this. Cuz she's totally a perv.
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OBJECTION!
There is plenty of sentient vegetation.
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Do not forget sapient bugs
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and minerals as well!
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Is it bad my first thought was Sunset Shimmer?
Loved this one. That punch line...
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No, no, I had the same experience. She's the only Sunset I know of who tends to loom in that particular, huffy, Thou-shalt-take-notice-and-obey-lesser-being! way of hers.