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electreXcessive


I am an average everyday brony. I like to let my creative juices flow and create things. I'm always striving to improve, so I hope you enjoy my stories.

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With her return to Canterlot and her sister handling most of the royal responsibilities, Luna doesn't have much to do with her spare time. She and her assistant Vanilla decide to start a vlog, where Luna reads the fanmail that she receives.

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That was, interesting. Also why we no have Luna emoticons?!:fluttershysad:

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Interesting good or interesting in an 'Oh... Yeah, this guy is... *Scoots away slowly*' way? XD And yes. Wooona emoticons!

3301428>>3301421>>3301421 Shall you advertise the petition? :trollestia: Princess Luna and Discord Emoticon Petition

3301428 Both in a way. Most of it was really funny but some, well, let's just say I learned a new word today...

3301421 A question that has been asked so many times on this site :fluttershysad: Sadly it hasn't happened yet :fluttercry:

I like this. Would love to see more!

This is quite funny. I'd like to see more.

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If you guys have any questions you've always wanted to ask Rainbow Dash, just comment them as if you were actually asking her and your question might get featured in the next story! :twilightsmile:

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Dear Rainbow,
That flank be bitchin'. Mind if I have a closer look?
~Slendermane

You should give us some guidelines. Is the above okay?

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It can literally be anything that you'd like.

3301634 Dear Rainbow Dash:

Have you ever worked at the Rainbow Factory? Do you think Scootaloo would like a visit?

This story was entertaining. I liked the letter about the wedding. I hope you make some more. I really want the last bit to happen now! :twilightsmile:

My simple question for Fluttershy is this:

Dear Fluttershy,

How do you keep your mane and tail so clean? I mean they are both like practically dragging on the ground.

Also just how close are you and Rarity, since the two of you make regular trips to the spa?



I know it isn't too impressive but I got nothing else.

It was a pleasure editing this story for you, electreXcessive :D Let me know if you want any more editing in the future.

After a crap day, this made me smile.
Yes, please make a Fluttershy one :rainbowkiss::yay:

Dear Fluttershy, we know you're wearing tail extensions. Come on, girlfriend. It's totes obvi.
or maybe this:
Dear Fluttershy, do you ship any of your friends? Don't be ashamed, we ship you guys all the time!

AHM IN DIS 1

You got me to laugh at some bits, but I can't help but feel you went for the low-hanging fruit on this one with the toilet humor, meta jokes, and crossover.

Very nice. But, now I want to hug Luna more!:fluttershysad:

Dear Fluttershy,
I've always wondered, to what "extent" to you care for animals? It seems unreasonable to take care of them forever. If that were the case, there could be terrible crowding issues once every animal found out about such hospitality.
On a mostly different subject, how well have Discord and Angel been behaving themselves recently? The reason I ask is because Discord is basically chaos in a can, while Angel has been known to be... less than cooperative.

Sincerely,
Lag Incarnate.

P.S. Could you send my affections to Discord? He has always given me a good laugh.

Dear Rainbow Dash,
Can I have your autograph, since you haven't given it to me yet and can I be your servant? It would be so awesome to serve the best flier in all of Equestria! :D

Can we race each other sometime? Remember last time, it was awesome! I got a ticket for me and you so we can see the Wonderbolts if you want to. I'm gonna have to finish writing this letter, sorry my hand is aching already >.<

Sincerely, your friend
Cloud Puff

Send this letter off to the mail-pony, good sir!

Dear Rainbow Dash, let me just say you are AWESOME! But I was thinking, after the Wonderbolts saw you do a SONIC RAINBOOM, and you were promoted to lead flier in Wonderbolts Academy, why haven't the Wonderbolts made you a member already! I mean, you've been waiting long enough. Also, when are you gonna give Scootaloo flying lessons? She's been waiting forever.

Dearest Fluttershy,

First off, I would just like to say that I was saddened to hear that you were leaving the modeling industry behind after such a short amount of time in it. While I can respect your decision because I understand that it is a highly stressful career and it is clearly not for everypony, you process a natural beauty that it just feels a shame not to acknowledge.

I do have a question for you through. How exactly did you manage to set you home up as a sort of 'cease fire zone' between predator and prey animals alike in the first place? I've seen both kinds of animals around your home before and while I suspect that they don't let their natural instincts take their course there out of a deeply engrained respect for you (Something that speaks very highly of you) such a situation seems like something that would have taken quite a long time and effort to set up.

Humbly yours, Kiue Jin.

Also, since we are also asking questions of Rainbow Dash...

Dear Rainbow Dash,

As you've mentioned... well, to pretty much everything living thing within earshot at least three times in the past week you've always wanted to be a Wonderbolt and from the sounds of it you're making great progress in reaching your dreams. Out of interest, do your future plans have a special somepony in them as well or are you just going to dedicate your life purely to the squad?

From, Thunder King.

Do you know that the word C.B is a slang for the word 'vagina' in Hokkien?

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No, I did not. Thank you for teaching me something new today :twilightblush:

3306626 In fact, there's a type of leaf called 'simpoh air leaf' that if you split it into half from the stalk, you can see a C.B. Hence the nick name CB Leaf.

Dear Fluttershy,

I'll get straight to the point because I'm that kind of guy.

1. Why did you build your cottage right next to the Everfree Forest? You've made it clear you're terrified of the place, so why build your home next to it? I know you prefer peace and quiet away from Ponyville, but couldn't you have situated yourself away from both Ponyville and the Everfree? Do you just feel safer with all your animal friends there?

2. Why the specific fear of adult dragons? I can understand having a fear of something that intimidating, hostile, and downright dangerous, but manticores fit those traits to a 'T' also, as do cockitrices. Why single out adult dragons as your sole phobia? Did you have a bad encounter with one before facing down sleepyhead on the mountain?

3. Any particular reason why you're disinterested in flying? I don't expect every pegasus to be like Rainbow Dash, but why were you such a weak flyer in fillyhood? Scootaloo has the excuse of being disabled, but you possess no such birth defects to my knowledge. Were you just too intimidated by your peers to find the motivation to improve your flying prowess, or is there something else to the mystery that you haven't told anypony about?

Well, that's all I have to ask. If you don't want to answer any of the above questions, I understand. Satisfying my curiosity would be an extreme act of kindness, however. :heart:

Sincerely, Razalon

P.S. - About that tall, bipedal, dark purple scaled creature with the crimson eyes you chucked the rock at the other day . . . yeah, that was me.

That's different....poor luna. I'd say go for it and maybe solicit letters from folks.

S'okay. I neither like, nor dislike. Don't take it the wrong way; it wasn't bad, or in possession of any faults that i could see.

Rainbow Dash, huh? This letter'll be long.

Dear Rainbow Dash,
I have just a few questions to ask.
1) do all the ponies think you're a jerk. My sister says you're a jerk. Don't worry, I think you're awesome!!
2) are you going to teach Scootaloo to fly? I'm sure she's has "teach me to fly" scribbled on some wall in ponyville.
3) Can you tell me how to reach Twilight's mailbox? No offense, but she nearly beats you as my favorite pony. Better teach Scoots fast.
4) Did you notice your Rainboom during the wedding was against gravity? Is that weird?
6) Do ponies have wifi?
7) Why aren't you a Wonderbolt already?
Okay, last one.
8) Do you like jolly ranchers?

Dear Celestia...

Why is it you did nothing to help against Discord or NMM?
Also, you are the best Princess. WAY better than Luna!

Now that I've finished my letter, I shall proceed to the review: I thoroughly enjoyed it. You aimed a little low on your jokes, but . . . I honestly can't fault you for that. Not everyone has the same taste in comedy. Overall, a very good story. You did a fantastic job. Nice!

Ha! Awesome story! If you don't mind, I think I'll write a letter of my own.

Hey Flutters,
Are you made of butter? Your coat is all yellow and stuff, and it perfectly explains why you're scared of everything. Now that I think about it, it also explains why animals like you so much. I mean, come on, who doesn't like butter? Have you resorted to cannibalisim yet? Say "Hi" to skittles, cotton candy, marshmallow, apples, and the purple one for me.
J.Puffie.

(One for pinkie pie if its still open)
Dear Pinkie pie,
I have always wondered how you keep that mane so poofy, is it like a special hair conditioner or hair gel? Also what is your special ingredient in your cupcakes? Is it ponies, like in that story i read? Hmmm, know that just makes me wonder, do ponies have flavors like, You would taste like cotton candy, dashie would taste like skittles, Rarity well... marshmallows, Fluttershy would taste like...err...Lemons, Applejack would obviously taste like apples, heh... and Twilight... Grape soda?

~Your friend,
Angel wings

Dear Princess Luna,

I was told that if I prayed to you and put a moon pie into my anus every night that my hemorrhoid would go away. Sadly, it seems as though you are a false god.

Your disappointed once-devoted,

Bob "Bump Butt" Jones

I can't fucking breathe.

love the bowser one and if you do more i got a good one for dashie

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