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TheTobacconist


...can I even call myself this if I quit smoking years ago?

Comments ( 16 )

For the record, I'm imagining this::applecry: all over the calender.

I got slightly confused about who was saying what near the end, but this story was funny nonetheless. have a favorite :twilightsmile:

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I will take that favorite. Have a mustache :moustache:.

Comment posted by Your Antagonist deleted Oct 4th, 2013

That was a fun little read.

"What the hay is this?" Applejack yelled, "Who even taught you to play poker?"
"Big Mac," Applebloom answered.
"Big Macintosh!" Applejack grabbed the note and stomped into the living room. "Did you teach Applebloom how to play poker?"
"Eeyup." Big Mac unfolded his newspaper.
"Do you want to explain yourself?" Applejack tossed the note down on the coffee table.
"Nope." Big Mac flipped to the next page.

wow, big mac was on fire this story!:eeyup:

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I love writing Big Mac.

This was amazing. :eeyup: Well, not for Applejack... :ajbemused::applecry:

3299021 Big Mac is my hero now.

"Not much." Big Mac winced and rubbed his forehead, "On account of being dead."

Wow. Just Wow.

The last part was a bit confusing. What exactly happened?

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Big Mac slept with Cheerilee so that Cheerilee would overlook Apple Bloom's absences.

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That is not what I expected. But it worked, right?

Saw that 'cuming'.

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Your pun is bad, and I'm alright with that.

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