Wh-... Why am I laughing?

Um... a cutie mark in... prostitution?

Seriously?

Interesting.

THE FEELS... OH GOD NOOOO!!!!! THE FEELS!!!!! WHY GOD?!?!

*starts to sob angerly* BUCK YOU FILTHY!!!

You know, I kind of have to blame the adults for this one, they really should have expected something like this happening. You'd think that after the whole "Lesson Zero" incident that the Mane Six at least would recognize the folly of marginalizing someone else's deep-seated fears, even if they do seem silly to you for whatever reason.

On the whole the adults seem to treat Cutie Marks pretty cavalierly, taking a "you'll get it eventually" kind of stance, but to be honest there are absolutely no guarantees in life; it's sort of the same way they just tell Scootaloo that she'll fly "one day", without even trying to explain why she might be having problems flying.

I guess the whole thing just looks sort of iffy to me, like everyone's just taking these things for-granted and nobody's willing to consider the other side of the argument. I mean, the least they could do, the very least, is tell them what Cutie Marks actually are (or at least what they think they are) to help calm their fears; and in the case of Twilight, for the love of all that's holy dumb it down, these are children you are talking to, not grad students, the oldest they're likely to be is preteens and from what little I've seen Equestria doesn't seem to have a very impressive system of education (no offense to Cheerilee, who'm I'm sure tries her best with what little she has).

This is kinda sick... I don't know if I want to read on, you can understand why if I don't right?

FILTHY RICH IS SICK AND TWISTED

M-Mr. Filthy!

Yeah that name sure does fit, you fucking weirdo.

Cutie Mark Crusaders prostitutes. Yay!

If this took place in my self insert, I would have killed filthy and adopted the crusaders. I will be rich by then (I won't be rich) and can take care of them. Or at least scoots. Oh, and I would put a thunderstorm on top of filthy. The bastardy.

My unicorn Oc would make all hell rain down on him, leaving him to die harshly in a hole dug by a thousand men. But leaving him lucky charms without the marshmallows. And a bottle of water. Not a big monster. Unlike Pinkamina she'll kill you in your sleep

this is horrible....filthy was named filthy, after all i suppose.