Somehow I'm still alive. I don't think I'm going to be doing anything new though.
Bored and tired of staying in whatever chaotic Warp corner he was in, Leman Russ decides to go visit a random planet and enjoy himself. Too bad alcohol is illegal and a daemon keeps pestering him.
A totally random one-shot made up while out on the road.
I regret nothing.
THERE'S A SEQUEL!
Read Pinkie Pie the Space Wolf now please!
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well I had a similar albiet more serious idea for a fic so this was interesting but this felt to short
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Well, I really didn't want this one to be that long. It was just something random that popped up while listening to Ren and Stimpy songs.
Glad you thought it was interesting though!
LE LOL.
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Did ya like it?
A Baneblade? Only a military genius cou-CREEEEEEDDD!
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Yup
I wolfed so hard! You know how to wolf your wolf!
FOR RUSS AND THE ALLFATHER!
Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Wolf!
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3240789 WOLF! HOWL!
Aww... I wanted a rematch between Magnus and Russ. Magnus would have been visiting Twilight as part of Tzeench's exchange program. All according to Discord's plan. Then Tzeench and Discord fistbump.
3240624 I sure did! Random humor is best humor. Thanks for the comment.
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My favorite loyalist. Though Leman Russ and Sanguinius are also up there in the "Loyalists that Don't Suck" list..
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Nope. Can't write about Tzeentchian insanity, especially that cyclops. It's an unwritten policy due to my alignment. But not a bad idea.
3240789 D'aww, who's a cute little spess puppy? You is! You is!
I need a life.
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YAY!
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What else could you expect from a heretic?
But seriously, blame Ren and Stimpy. Listening to some of the songs from that show while out on the road brings out even more of your already potent insanity.
3242560 Needz moar boyz.
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There was this, but to be honest, I really don't write orks well. Can't seem to get their speech quite right. Thanks for the comment though!
Not for long, xenos!
And because you don't tell a Primarch off for cutting in line. Especially a Primarch who out drank teh Emprah!
I always thought those things were stupid, too. What is the point of having that if you have a bait-box?
I don't remember what character it was from, but it was from the time before when cartoon network was good and the art was kinda like an old movie. Used to watch that early in the morning before going to school when I was little. Good times. Gooood times...
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My God...
The perfect ending.
The best Author's Note ever written.
Also, how do I make something I write in comments covered by spoiler bars? I don't see a button for it sooo...
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How high on Warp energy were you when you made this?
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EXTREMELY HIGH.
Blame Ren and Stimpy as well. The strangeness rubbed off on me.
i was thinking about booze and sex.
lotsa booze and drunk sex.
unholy lotsa booze and dirty steamy drunk sex.
Got nuthin'
Still worth it
guess what?
IT'S TEH BANEBLADE!
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Baneblades solve everything!
Even angry Primarchs!
Get yours today!
I just noticed something.
I put Discord into a French Maid's outfit before it was cool.
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I love you for that.
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YEAH!
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plz XDD
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I love it when they load meatbags for the corpse god into a cannon and fire them at so called "heretics."
It's great to see them splatter like paint filled balloons!
Is it just me or does anyone else feel the need to yell
CREEEEEEEEEEEEEED
every time you see him mentioned?
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It's like an unwritten rule to do so.
CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
I felt compelled to read your stories after you took the time to read one of mine.
So I read this. Wat. Also, all the 40k memes. Especially CRREEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!! *tips his pilfered commissar cap to you*
This baneblade. I'm detecting a severe lack of NO in it. And a lack of spess marines. And drop pod surfing. Or any of the required references to a certain blood ravens captain in a proper 40k crackfic.
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Is this good enough for you?
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4653524 this fic is now worthy to be ground up and snorted by slaanesh. Quickly, we must hide it in the cactus fields of californatus!!!
TUCKER... SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.
ALIEN BEANS!!!
It didn't crash through her barn, the Baneblade was hiding between the boards.
OI, WEREZ DA STOMPY BITZ? AN' WUTZ CREED DOIN' ON SUM BAKWERDS NOT-FOIGHTY PLANNIT DAT DSERVZ A GUD KRUMPIN?
Hahahaha, love it.
Nice job!
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I'm partial to the Stormlord, myself; seats 40, and that Vulcan Mega Bolter is ALMOST enough Dakka...
CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
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CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOLPTCD!
Laughing Out Loud Pounding The Computer Desk.
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No..... high mark Bolos do.