• Published 21st Sep 2013
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My new high school - Mr Darkstone



Hi, my name is Vince Neil...and I'm stuck in equestria girls.

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When life gives you lemons...

You know in hindsight I probably could have been a bit more calm when I asked that, but when you are stuck in a movie that makes little since as possible you too would want to find a way out ASAP. After I said that I could tell from the looks on there face's they were taken back from my little outburst, then the principal was the first one to speak.

"Well I do not approve of your langrage, ill answer your question nerveless. Well I do know that you fell about s-"

"WAIT I FELL FROM THE SKY!? HOW AM I NOT DEAD!?" I yelled at her and once again startling them and scaring Fluttershy who was now hiding behind Rainbow, who in turn looked annoyed at me.

"You know you don't have to yell out everything you say." Rainbow said to me clearly mad that I scared her friend like that.

Knowing my mistake I sighed, lowered my head and answer her. "Sorry about that, its just that its a lot to take in after you find yourself in a different world and finding out that you came to said different world by falling...and I have a irrational fear of falling by the way." I said to her.

"you...You're afraid of falling...how did you get that fear?" Rainbow dash said to me and she actually looked like she was concerned about my fear...maybe she's not all bad.

I sighed again and looked back at her." Another story for another time..." I stopped talking for a moment and looked back at Celestia and then continued talking." Sorry for interrupting you, please continue." And with that she nodded and continue.

"Thank you, well as I was saying is that you only fell at most six feet if that and you just showed up after a flash of bright light and landed right in fount of us right after we just said goodbye to...a friend that needed to go home." She said to me with sadness in those last words. Now that I think about it I think that she's talking about Twilight...So that means that this is right after she left when I was watching the movie...wow.

Shaking my head to clear my little revelation I then nodded my head to Celestia to continue." Well then after that Rainbow dash went up to you and you know the rest..." Before she continued she looked down and had a look of melancholy. "Mr. Neal, I'm so sorry to say this but I'm afraid that we don't have the power to send you back to your home world" And with that everyone of them had the same look of sadness that Celestia had.

All I could do was look at them and try to process what they said. " You can't send me ba..." Before I finished I realized something that I should have question ALOT sooner.

"Celestia I got to ask...how did you know that I was from another world? I mean I look so much like all of you. " I said to her and took a step forward to her, glaring a slight angry look at her

She then started to look a bit nervous at me and even the other five had the same nervousness look Celestia had."W...well I took a wiled guess because on how you just showed up out of then air" Celestia said to me but I could tell that it was because of how Twilight was to from another world. She was having difficulty hiding it from me but I decided not to press on it...for now.

After that I started to think about how that I'm stuck in this movie for possibly for the rest of my life and that I may never see my friends and my loving family again...

...Oh well shit happens.

" Well this sucks but what can you do. Hay is it ok if I live with one of you? I'll pay rent." I said to all of them as nonchalantly as possible, and from the looks I got I could tell that they were not expecting me to say that.

After a long silence, Rainbow was the first one to speak to me. " Ah...wow I figured you would be ALOT more depressed about not able to go back to your world...I did not expect you to be like "Oh I can't go home? OH WELL ill make a new home here." Like seriously don't you WANT to home!?" She said to me...well it was more like yelled.

All I did was stare and calmly said. "Believe me I do, but I know that there is nothing that I can do to get me home, but I've learned over the years is to make something good with what you have even its all bad, so yah can I move in with one of you?"

It took a moment before Rainbow answered my question. "Well my mom and dad are planning to have are basement rented out because we keep all of are junk in the attic, but I think they want five hundred up front before you can move in and no offence but you don't look like you have that much on you." She said with a sheepish smile on her face and without realizing I cheeked my wallet that I keep in my right pocket, only to find twelve dollars and thirdly eight cents...wow what a great new start.

It was then I realized that I have my everyday clothes on and not just in the briefs and a write t shirt I was wearing when I was watching that movie, Now I'm wearing a light gray zip up sweat shirt that was unziped, a white button up long sleeve shirt with a black tie that was loosely tied around the unbutton collar, gray cargo pants and black skate board slip-ons...how the hell did I not realized this sooner or how I'm in my everyday clothes and not in my sleepwear is beyond me.

Well I was checking my clothes I didn't realize that Rarity came up to talk to me. "Well I would be more than happy to offer a room to for you to stay in your time of need, I'm afraid that my little sister is using my spare room at my condo I'm renting due to are parents always going on vacation to vacation and rarely at home to watch her." She said to me looking apologetic to me.

Next person to probably tell me I can't move in with is Fluttershy." Well...I would let you move in but...we don't have a room to rent out...I'm sorry please don't be mad..." She meekly said to me, man this is going great.

As I'm starting to get annoyed at this I then turned to Applejack and said." Let me guess, you don't have any room or something else around those lines?"

Applekack ignored my annoyance and said. "Actually I've got tons of room back at mah farm, so long as yah pay your far share by doing work around the farm." Yes because I just scream manual labor.

Surprisingly, Celestia spoke next. "Well I could pull some strings and have you stay in one of the class rooms were not-" I stopped lessening by that point because there's no way in hell that I will live in the place that I hate more then how metal fans and most guys hate Justin Bieber.

And last but not least was Pinkie pie...who just popped up right to my face scaring the hell out of me and said. "Oh you can live with me, I've got plenty of room back at my apartment!" She said with a big grin on her face.

well it probably only took me two seconds to think of my options between moving on a farm and doing manual labor(which by the way I would never do) , living in the one place that even satin himself would never damned even the most sinful man to, and living with the most random and probably on drugs girl I have ever met in my life.

"Thanks but I'm moving with pinkie" I said to Jackie and Celli in who I've decided to give nick names too because I can.

I didn't think it was possible but Pinkie's grin got even bigger when I said that." Great! This is so going to be so fun I can't what to show you gummy and my party supplies and my cupcake recipes and-" She went on and on about stupid things that I didn't care about, it was then that I realized something...

I've made a terrible mistake...AGEIN!

"Well then I guess we should get going Vinnie, here don't forget your backpack!" Pinkie said to me as she handed my school backpack that I didn't even know that I had on me. It's one of those large laptop backpacks that was colored gray and write patterns. Inside my pack was my laptop, my iPhone 4, my headphones and both chargers to my laptop and phone, well at least I have entertainment.

"Well I guess until you find a way to go home you have to go to school then, in that case I'll transfer you to here." Celestia said to me, great I have to go to mind fuck high till I get out of this hell of a movie.

After that we all said are goodbyes and me and Pinkie went to her apartment. We got there in about twenty minutes since its only a few blocks away, the apartment its self looked old but it was still in good condition, it was a three floor apartment and if I have to guess, it was probably made at least in late sixties.

"Well this is it, come on my room is 317." Pinkie said to me as were walking to the front door. after two minutes we made it to her room.

Her apartment was pretty big but there was streamers, deflated balloons, and confetti everywhere on the floor. The walls had wallpaper that was light blue and had balloons on it. There were boxes on the kitchen counter that said party supplies on it and there was a half eaten chocolate cake on the coffee table in front of the couch.

All and all this was pretty much what I expected from her in the 30 minutes I've known her.

"Hay thanks for offering me a place to stay." I said to her as she gives me a tour of her place

"No problem, its the lest I can do after nearly killing you...again sorry about that." Pinkie said to me well leading me down the hall, but for some reason I noticed her hair slightly losing some of its puffiness for a second then going back to normal.

I just pretended to ignore that as we reach a door at the end of the hall. Then she opened it and the room looked vacant, the walls were just a faded white and all that was in there was a bed, a desk, a desk chair and a dresser.

"Well here you go, I know its not much but its better then nothing." Pinkie said to me as we walked in.

After looking around I said. "It will do, well I'm going to bed, goodnight."

"Goodnight then...and Vince I'm sorry that this happened to you, but I pinkie promise that ill make sure you enjoy your stay here." And with that she walked out closing the door behind her, leaving me alone with my thoughts.

I made my way to the bed not bothering to take my clothes off and just flopped on my new bed, but just before I fell to sleep one last thought popped into my mind in relation to what Pinkie said to me.

My stay isn't going to be enjoyable is it...

Author's Note:

Well sorry that this took so long, life just gets in the way sometimes.
Anyway if I want this sorry to be as good as I want it to be I need a editor...like bad.
If anyone has experience editing fill free to tell me.