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Idiotcornball


I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

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Is this the Futa-twilight I've been waiting for, dood?

3671878 It might be Celestia, though.

3672005 nooo... i want Futa-Twi, dood....

3672009
oh shush you and go write your futa twi fics.:pinkiehappy::eeyup:

one can only hope for futa twi or futalestia. heck we might even get both

It's raining dongs!

Hallelujah!

It's raining dongs!

Amen!

(Still waiting for someone to write up the world's most penis-tastic April Fool's Day prank ever. One alicorn, one doodle-granting spell retuned for AoE targetting, and one stuffy status-conscious capital pony city. Mix, bake, giggle.)

Don't worry I'll get to the sexy stuff shortly.

Considering your track record of ending a chapter just when things get "dirty" and cutting a sex scene short for whatever reasons, I can't help but have my doubts about that. Not that I'm complaining. It's always hilarious when that happens (although probably more for you than for the readers).

Celestia sure is sharp here. I half-expected her to figure it out, as soon as Twilight told her about her attempts to do a gender-change spell. She also appears to be rather kinky, which is always advantageous in a clopfic.

Anyway, I like this beginning and I sure want to see how it continues (aside from the obvious).

Oh dear lawd, she is screwed... literally :pinkiegasp:

"I dunno, I'm sure she's seem some pretty kinky stuff over the years,"

Seem should be seen.

Eh, the image cropping could be a lot worse.

Futalestia is best lestia!

Ohhhh hohoho, dis gon b' gud! I eagerly await more futalestia, my good sir! :pinkiehappy:

docs.google.com/drawings/d/1FGNERfAFc4d4TjFB-Vg_50Qd5pPNe_MTLUjASGBQ_bU/pub?w=1211&h=669


I suppose I'll have to wait until chapter two to see if it'll go in the group or not.

Aaah... Back to the futa shenanigans. Futanigans ? Hurray :pinkiehappy:
I'm not saying your serious stories are bad, but these silly comedies you write are really the best. Hope you'll write more. And more and more and more...

I wonder if Celestia can do that thing-stretching spell on top of Twi's spell...

I want a demonstration."

wow, she really is a politician. managed to swing a sexy show out of her student, all while making seem like it's for academic purposes. for once, celestia, i salute you.

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I want both, and, I kinda want there to be some size differences....

She had had four cups already, and didn't think a fourth would be good for her bladder.

Ye might wanna fix that.

For starters, She'd had.

3673771 I posted it there under clop already:twilightblush: if the story doesn't go in there say the author does a 180:twilightoops: with this story ill remove it.:duck:

Futa.
Futa everywhere.

Just the way i like it. :rainbowwild:

3684093 sounds fine to me. In future try to wait for confirmation, though. :twilightsmile:

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3686075 To save you the trouble, without spoiling future events too much, yes, there is sufficient content to merit this being put in a Twilestia group.

I already can't wait for the next chapter. :twilightsmile:

You know what, your user image is perfect for this entire series. Nevertheless, I shall sit back, read and chuckle at your earliest convenience, Sir or Madame.

you should write that but as a side story it would be hilarious
:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Do you have a link to that Daring Do comic for *ahem* research purposes. I need to write an essay for my science class about how a three breasted woman engages in sexual relations with a tree.

I would read the fuck out of "Pinkie teabags everyone"
Please make this a thing!:rainbowwild:

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Tell regidar. I'm sure he'd do it.

3757457 It's Celestia. Of course she is. She does feel tardy, though.


3757501 Unfortunately it's not a real thing. If you can find someone to draw it, though...
3757856 3757480 It's honestly pretty tempting. I might write it as a oneshot at some point.
3758113 :twilightoops: :trollestia:

Damn, filler! :raritydespair: Why do you taunt me so?!

3758259 if you do ill be sure to read it

GGGGAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!:flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage:
Damn you, filler!!! Why must you taunt me so?!?!?!?!

Nice Chapter though:twilightsmile:

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Well, if Twilight can learn how to Hatecast dark magic from watching Celestia do it once, I'm sure Celestia can learn how to cast dick magic from watching Twilight do it once.

3758537
Whoa... that's weird. :pinkiegasp: Almost the same reaction...

3758667
You're so cruel! I bet you enjoy our suffering!

Stay tuned for the sequel story, Pinkie Pie Teabags Everyone, coming this spring to Fimfiction!

(Note: I'm not actually writing that.)

The hell you aren't.

3758718
Hmmmm.....so it would appear.:ajsmug:
As the saying goes, "birds of a feather....":eeyup:

I knew my Futa-light radar was right about this story, dood!

FAVED, dood.

(Random thought in my head)
Twilight: Hey Rarity, can I give you a dick to present to Celestia?
Rarity: No need, I already have one.
Twilight: ...

LXG

(Note: I'm not actually writing that)

This is hideously disappointing. :raritydespair:



:trollestia:

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